Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[Confidential Baldwin]

Ironic that this happens at the point that fans' good will is probably at an all-time low*, consider that all this happened in less than 6 weeks:

• He just cancelled Okami HD, a donated game, after 2 playthroughs.
• The Mario Sunshine debacle.
• One of the fans calling him out for constantly calling detractors "mentally ill".

..Among other shit I can't remember now.

* Now obviously this doesn't include the hardcore money cucks like @BSV or KingJezal, but even those are not consistently able to get across the finish line by themselves, they need a push from the general collective of fans. Obviously, if I'm wrong on the finances, then @EddyB43 can correct me.


I don't think he's ever been caught with 2 urgent bills at once, this creates pressure on his cashflow, consider that not all revenue sources send the cash to him instantly, and consider his likely to be gargantuan monthly bill caused by his usual wastefulness.

Personally, I predict the health issue may make its debut very soon, ahead of plan.

I wonder if his medical “emergency” is diabetes. That would suddenly make all of his future DSP Tries It videos even more cringeworthy. “Hi everybody DarksydePhil here, and I’m trying some burger from somewhere. As a special bonus, I’m going to try this new insulin that my doctor perscribed. It’s more expensive, but I’m sure that participation will be great this week.”

 

[Sparkletor]

I wonder if his medical “emergency” is diabetes. That would suddenly make all of his future DSP Tries It videos even more cringeworthy. “Hi everybody DarksydePhil here, and I’m trying some burger from somewhere. As a special bonus, I’m going to try this new insulin that my doctor perscribed. It’s more expensive, but I’m sure that participation will be great this week.”

Considering his view of "American healthcare" I doubt he goes to a doctor

 

[uruugint]

did @MysteryWoman ever mention or hint at how much his bill was? didn't phil get somewhere within 1k in donations that night he came out and finally announced his super seriously for real this time guys, about the tax issue? i would think he could easily beg his way into getting enough within a month unless it's substantial. if this is all true and w/e asking for another month extension seems excessive

 

[wohzi]

It may be a complete fabrication for all we know, but he surely stopped with the constant dropping of "ma girlfriend" here and there these past days... And the "relation" that's suddenly on hold until he's sure he can "keep his house" is almost too good to be true.
What exceptional individual would put a blossoming love on hold for financial reasons, except perhaps if the girlfriend in question has to be paid to give the said love ?

 

[Numer54321]

did @MysteryWoman ever mention or hint at how much his bill was? didn't phil get somewhere within 1k in donations that night he came out and finally announced his super seriously for real this time guys, about the tax issue? i would think he could easily beg his way into getting enough within a month unless it's substantial. if this is all true and w/e asking for another month extension seems excessive

Seems like the number said earlier was 3k, but I might be wrong.

 

[FatNero]

Do we know how much he has to pay?

Not advocating this but-- would @MysteryWoman take a partial payment in exchange for the evidence-- assuming the evidence is verifiable and funny as fuck ahead of time?

(also someone else with more idiocy can pay for that, I wouldn't chip a dollar but I'd applaud who does.)

 

[CausticMinory]

Phil strikes me as a dude that would ask for an extension not because he can't pay but because he wants to horde more money and try to prolong this for whatever reason

 

[bigjerichool222]

Do we know how much he has to pay?

Not advocating this but-- would @MysteryWoman take a partial payment in exchange for the evidence-- assuming the evidence is verifiable and funny as fuck ahead of time?

(also someone else with more idiocy can pay for that, I wouldn't chip a dollar but I'd applaud who does.)

it wouldn't do anything if we paid his whore bill considering the NDA's a factor, and unless Phil flakes and doesn't pay (thus violating the agreement) she wouldn't be able to tell us shit even if we did.

i suppose it'd be enough to get us all approximately a minute of MAH GF time though

 

[Numer54321]

A minute of GF time? What am I going to do with the extra 39 seconds?

 

[Kosher Dill]

A minute of GF time? What am I going to do with the extra 39 seconds?

Take pictures of her back while decorating a Christmas tree.

 

[JamFlowMan]

did @MysteryWoman ever mention or hint at how much his bill was? didn't phil get somewhere within 1k in donations that night he came out and finally announced his super seriously for real this time guys, about the tax issue? i would think he could easily beg his way into getting enough within a month unless it's substantial. if this is all true and w/e asking for another month extension seems excessive

He got that money the week before her alleged visit. That 1k would be what he threw around while she was there to make himself look like a big shot, which is a crazy thing to do with an escort because you already payed her to pretend you are the greatest man alive. Didn't she even say he bought her stuff? The phrase "money burning a hole in your pocket" was made for Phil.

Regardless, even if this is fake he announced an IRL stream on Christmas. Get ready for a 5 hour prestream focused on nothing but how much he loves his fucking house and doesn't want to move.

 

[Hicred]

3. Phil pays up and Kim mostly disappears , a twitter remark here and there. But she got what she want and she got a show with it as well, from kiwi farms, twitter and dsp. All the bags of popcorn gone.

She seems angry, so maybe she'll find away around her contract. Doing a lifestream about a "Mystery Customer" to tell us a bit more about all of that or accidentally giving someone access to her smartphone (she already mentioned that "it's possible that someone might hack her smartphone" or something along the lines). What if DSP tries to send her the money but it reaches her ~1 minute late? Or if he fucks up the difference of time between him and the Netherlands (someone please crop that out later, so he won't see that and thus be more carefully about that and please don't quote it).

So there's still some hope!

 

[FatNero]

it wouldn't do anything if we paid his whore bill considering the NDA's a factor, and unless Phil flakes and doesn't pay (thus violating the agreement) she wouldn't be able to tell us shit even if we did.

i suppose it'd be enough to get us all approximately a minute of MAH GF time though

NDA is a joke, what are you gonna sue a dutch woman for the crime you committed? That's just silly nonsense. You can't NDA crimes.

Editing this cause man DSP threads are always full of people looking to start fights-- so YES if there was only escorting occurring the document would be legal, her own statements already make it clear a crime was committed, hell her twitter alone is full of "i suck cock for money" statements, half of which relate directly to Phil, making the NDA void. No one's going to prosecute her over it, Phil isn't going to take her to court over it. The NDA is meaningless to everyone but Phil who clings to it like it'll save his reputation. That's it. So chill.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

She seems angry, so maybe she'll find away around her contract

DSP doesn't need your help to fuck him over. Honestly it's more fun if he earns it.

Edit to avoid doubleposting:

NDA is a joke, what are you gonna sue a dutch woman for the crime you committed? That's just silly nonsense. You can't NDA crimes.

The NDA isn't for prostitution, it's for escort service which is completely legal. If you think these things don't exist you're just talking out of your ass.

Welcome to the thread though, feel free to read some of the summaries or posts so you stop asking repeated questions.

 

[Drip Feed]

He got that money the week before her alleged visit. That 1k would be what he threw around while she was there to make himself look like a big shot, which is a crazy thing to do with an escort because you already payed her to pretend you are the greatest man alive. Didn't she even say he bought her stuff? The phrase "money burning a hole in your pocket" was made for Phil.

Regardless, even if this is fake he announced an IRL stream on Christmas. Get ready for a 5 hour prestream focused on nothing but how much he loves his fucking house and doesn't want to move.

That stream will be him getting christmas money as presents, he will most likely say something about him not getting anything but "it doesn't matter guys" to which it will be the start of the small fund raiser to pay kim.

 

[xWorst_Pon]

That stream will be him getting christmas money as presents, he will most likely say something about him not getting anything but "it doesn't matter guys" to which it will be the start of the small fund raiser to pay kim.

I don't know what is more depressing at this point:
Him being alone on Christmas and begging strangers over the internet or his viewers watching his stream and throwing money for attention.

 

[neger psykolog]

I wanted to share some evidence I found very early on in the Mysterywoman saga, I suggest you sit down before you open this, because it may surprise you

Spoiler

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/longhardbubba/view/13420811
Dated 31st July 2012

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/longhardbubba/view/13529066
Dated 14 August 2012

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/kinkygast/view/13215332
Dated 6th July 2012


haha owned you just looked at a bunch of dick pictures
gay 4 life

Anyway besides that, the internet archive first archived this shit around 2012:
http://web.archive.org/web/20120707200605/http://www.mobypicture.com:80/user/KimberlieBrink

This means that this woman's internet identity (again if not compromised) predates the creation of TIHYDPs by what I understand is an entire year.

Given this information it is nigh on impossible that this identity was created specifically for the current saga. That still doesn't obviously exclude the possibility of accounts being compromised etc.

There is also some perspective on the issue of photo sharing in this post which was archived on 30th January 2013:

http://web.archive.org/web/20130130153433/http://slutkimberlie.tumblr.com/Info

At some point the username of that Tumblr account appears to have changed from slutkimberlie to slutkimberlie-blog but its not really possible to know when that happened.

 

[EddyB43]

Anyway besides that, the internet archive first archived this shit around 2012:
http://web.archive.org/web/20120707200605/http://www.mobypicture.com:80/user/KimberlieBrink

This means that this woman's internet identity (again if not compromised) predates the creation of TIHYDPs by what I understand is an entire year.

Given this information it is nigh on impossible that this identity was created specifically for the current saga. That still doesn't obviously exclude the possibility of accounts being compromised etc.

Just to clarify, TIHYDP MGS2 was the first video and it dropped on February 15th 2013. That archive dates to July 2012, and doesn't seem to indicate when the account was made. But it's at least several months older than TIHYDPs, and at best around the time of MightyFurtado? & DSPCultLeader already going negative.

To give more perspective, it was in September 2012 that DSP had the infamous crouch jump fail and thus the WiP "Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"

 

[neger psykolog]

Just to clarify, TIHYDP MGS2 was the first video and it dropped on February 15th 2013. That archive dates to July 2012, and doesn't seem to indicate when the account was made. But it's at least several months older than TIHYDPs, and at best around the time of MightyFurtado? & DSPCultLeader already going negative.
View attachment 338647
To give more perspective, it was in September 2012 that DSP had the infamous crouch jump fail and thus the WiP "Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"
View attachment 338649

Yes, it's also important to note that the Internet Archive has a higher standing than other sites like archive.is or archive.fo (from my perspective anyway) and is often cited in things like court cases etc.

It's a registered legal charity with a headquarters.

Just so we're on the same page:

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...ne-perfectly-legitimate-source-evidence.shtml

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I wanted to share some evidence I found very early on in the Mysterywoman saga, I suggest you sit down before you open this, because it may surprise you

Spoiler

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/longhardbubba/view/13420811
Dated 31st July 2012

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/longhardbubba/view/13529066
Dated 14 August 2012

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/kinkygast/view/13215332
Dated 6th July 2012


haha owned you just looked at a bunch of dick pictures
gay 4 life

Anyway besides that, the internet archive first archived this shit around 2012:
http://web.archive.org/web/20120707200605/http://www.mobypicture.com:80/user/KimberlieBrink

This means that this woman's internet identity (again if not compromised) predates the creation of TIHYDPs by what I understand is an entire year.

Given this information it is nigh on impossible that this identity was created specifically for the current saga. That still doesn't obviously exclude the possibility of accounts being compromised etc.

There is also some perspective on the issue of photo sharing in this post which was archived on 30th January 2013:
View attachment 338648

http://web.archive.org/web/20130130153433/http://slutkimberlie.tumblr.com/Info

At some point the username of that Tumblr account appears to have changed from slutkimberlie to slutkimberlie-blog but its not really possible to know when that happened.

How cucked to you have to be to write the name of a whore on your dick to show everyone how cucked you are?

Also that first guy’s dick looks like a Weißwurst.