Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I think my favorite (and by favorite I mean most infuriating) Russism right now is how he deflects any and all criticism about his lolsuits (and behavior in general) by saying "if you had just read this part of my book you'd understand". It's been said before, but in his mind, of course he can't be wrong, he's just misunderstood, and everyone who doesn't agree with him (or even accurately critiques him) is just unable to understand what he was trying to say. Even before his book, he was using that excuse on people with way more authority and experience than him - judges, police, actual lawyers, women, strippers... it doesn't matter if you have more personal experience or insight to an issue, or if you've gone to school for ten years and done far more research on the subject, Russ will always be in the right on the grounds that "if you don't agree with me, you just don't understand, because if people understand then they'll agree".

What's the story on that tweet? I'd like to think he was trolling, but given how far the species has its head up its ass right now, I'm honestly not sure.

Venmo me a dollar and I’ll be moister than an oyster.

What if I venmo you TWO dollars? I'd have to fend you off with a stick right?

 

[The Dude]

Could someone please answer that phone? Because I fucking called it. (Not that it's a huge achievement since Strokey is so predictable.)

Good morning everyone! sad I missed the great spergout, but I have more screenshots.

At this point, he’s blocked me on Instagram as well, so me responding to his rambling was pointless, but I just woke up, and by the time I realized it, it was too late.

At any rate, I know he reads the boards, so maybe he’ll see my response anyway.

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Can I just say I love how appropriate it is that your cell provider is Virgin? Because that's what Russhole may as well be at this point. He's never getting laid again for as long as he lives. He can't even pay for it anymore.

 

[zerohitwonder]

I was thinking the same thing. With a sperg machine like this, it's best to feed small doses of resistance or opposition so they sperg and it's fun for all. However, full onslaught usually gets at the very least a rage quit which isn't fun for anyone. Let's hope this is a simple poke the bear for a response.

That's happened with other cows, but Russ is always the exception(al). He'll never shut down permanently. He needs us. And he's just one DM from finding that IG model he can woo!

I think my favorite (and by favorite I mean most infuriating) Russism right now is how he deflects any and all criticism about his lolsuits (and behavior in general) by saying "if you had just read this part of my book you'd understand".

The one that always cracks me up is when someone makes post after post, day after day, or uploads YouTube videos every day, then says, "You don't know my life" as a defense. Well, no, smart guy, we just see the part of you that you choose to show us. If there's such a great guy lurking underneath, you would have made it apparent. What kind of coward do you have to be to put so much effort into being an asshole then refuse to own it? Then keep doing it? But that's our Russ!

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Good morning everyone! sad I missed the great spergout, but I have more screenshots.

At this point, he’s blocked me on Instagram as well, so me responding to his rambling was pointless, but I just woke up, and by the time I realized it, it was too late.

At any rate, I know he reads the boards, so maybe he’ll see my response anyway.

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I can picture him and his stubby fingers typing his rage out...with flying tears, drool and all!

He did the same incoherent rage messaging to me (Taylor Olivia) when I cut off all communication. He's so mad he can't even read what he wrote before he sends it. In his mind, everything he says and posts is perfection, so proofreading is beneath him. Examples: his books.

On a side note, do you think he purchases Christmas gifts for his family or will everyone be receiving a signed copy of his book this year? Does he have friends close enough to exchange gifts with? On the flip side, what in the fuck does his family buy for him? What exactly does a devout Mormon family buy their sex pest son/brother? And if I'm his SIL, his nieces and nephews wouldn't be allowed anywhere near him. He has to be the hardest little tard to shop for.

 

[Guy Smiley]

What exactly does a devout Mormon family buy their sex pest son/brother? And if I'm his SIL, his nieces and nephews wouldn't be allowed anywhere near him. He has to be the hardest little tard to shop for.

He has an Amazon account, right? I wonder what, if anything, is on his wish list?

 

[Never Go Full Greer]

Let's see how he takes this

Interesting. He generally asserts that the reason women won't date him is because of his disability. Much as he blames Swift for ruining his life (wtf was there to ruin?), I think this is the first time he's blamed her for his romantic failures.

 

[cock sucka]

He has an Amazon account, right? I wonder what, if anything, is on his wish list?

I don't think you can put pussy on an Amazon wish list

 

[DrJonesHat]

Interesting. He generally asserts that the reason women won't date him is because of his disability. Much as he blames Swift for ruining his life (wtf was there to ruin?), I think this is the first time he's blamed her for his romantic failures.

The fact he blames Swift for ruining his life is illustrative. Wife beaters do the same thing: "if you hadn't made me mad, I wouldn't have hit you!". Russ's version is "if she had just bowed to my whims, I wouldn't have had to sue her, and everyone thinks I'm crazy because I sued her so it's her fault no one takes me seriously!"

 

[CWCissey]

I can picture him and his stubby fingers typing his rage out...with flying tears, drool and all!

He did the same incoherent rage messaging to me (Taylor Olivia) when I cut off all communication. He's so mad he can't even read what he wrote before he sends it. In his mind, everything he says and posts is perfection, so proofreading is beneath him. Examples: his books.

On a side note, do you think he purchases Christmas gifts for his family or will everyone be receiving a signed copy of his book this year? Does he have friends close enough to exchange gifts with? On the flip side, what in the fuck does his family buy for him? What exactly does a devout Mormon family buy their sex pest son/brother? And if I'm his SIL, his nieces and nephews wouldn't be allowed anywhere near him. He has to be the hardest little tard to shop for.

Bibs.

 

[Russtard]

Good morning everyone! sad I missed the great spergout, but I have more screenshots.

At this point, he’s blocked me on Instagram as well, so me responding to his rambling was pointless, but I just woke up, and by the time I realized it, it was too late.

At any rate, I know he reads the boards, so maybe he’ll see my response anyway.

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Ooh Russell I thought swearing was a no-no? This is amazing, thank you so much for sharing.

I wonder what the result of all these beautiful women lashing out at Russell will be? I know we've seen before that God's favorite idiot has the compulsion to post on Facebook, but I have the feeling a post-AG trial exodus is coming soon now that it's been all but confirmed that he's dipping his toes in the orchards again.

 

[Viridian]

I'm honestly amazed with the amount of people calling Rusty out on his bullshit. At this point, it is clear he's still reeling from the shock that women have the audacity to put him in his place. I'm curious to see what happens once the shock wears off. Even the void will be forced to tell him to just shut the fuck up.

>"I'm the most open-minded person you'll ever meet!"
> Refuses to ever admit he's wrong.
> Tells everyone else that their opinions are wrong.
> Refuses to acknowledge facts that refute his own opinions.
> Never changes his mind on anything.
> Deletes all comments that disagree with him.
> Blocks anyone who disagrees with him.

This is why Strokey the Snowflake will never come onto the Farms to 'defend himself'. Because he's a fucking coward who can't survive not being able to control the narrative and edit/delete to his heart's content. He is so terrified of criticism that he sees potential 'threats' in phrases as innocuous as "Have a good one."

 

[DrJonesHat]

>"I'm the most open-minded person you'll ever meet!"
> Refuses to ever admit he's wrong.
> Never changes his mind on anything.
> Deletes all comments that disagree with him.
> Blocks anyone who disagrees with him.

This is why Strokey the Snowflake will never come onto the Farms to 'defend himself'. Because he's a fucking coward who can't survive not being able to control the narrative and edit/delete to his heart's content. He is so terrified of criticism that he sees potential 'threats' in phrases as innocuous as "Have a good one."

Being allergic to criticism is a recipe for a life of failure and mediocrity.

Being Russ is also a recipe for failure, and possibly criminal charges for stalking.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I can see it now...

"I DID NOT COME TO KIWIFARMS TO HAVE ALL YOU DANG TROLL KIWIS GIVE STICKERS TO POSTS THAT DISAGREE WITH ME! FRICK! IF YOU'RE GOING TO DISAGREE, THEN UNFOLLOW MY THREAD AND GO POST SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I hope his rage doesn't get taken out on someone in real life. Apart from Russ himself. He seems the type to lash out at others and blame it on 'I was having a panic attack' or some shit.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Ooh Russell I thought swearing was a no-no?

I always love it when he says the actual cuss. That's how you can tell he's really angry!

...from a safe distance, over the internet, where the spittle can't get on you.

 

[zerohitwonder]

The fact he blames Swift for ruining his life is illustrative. Wife beaters do the same thing: "if you hadn't made me mad, I wouldn't have hit you!". Russ's version is "if she had just bowed to my whims, I wouldn't have had to sue her, and everyone thinks I'm crazy because I sued her so it's her fault no one takes me seriously!"

Kind of makes you wonder why one of her new songs is called Look What You Made Me Do.

 

[Dontfeedthelulz]

I don't think you can put pussy on an Amazon wish list

But you can sure as shit put it on a pedestal.

My skin crawled every time he commented on one of my pictures on fb or insta.

What makes it sad for him is that if he had a good personality and if he took care of himself, he wouldn’t be ugly. He’d be odd looking and obviously disabled, but he wouldn’t be an ugly man. He’d have nice hair if he washed it, his skin wouldn’t look so sallow if he invested in skincare, and if he went to a fucking tailor he wouldn’t look so unkempt. Everything is THERE but he ruins it himself with his horrible, misogynistic, entitled, deluded mindset, and his stubborn refusal to shower.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I don't think you can put pussy on an Amazon wish list

Surely they have those lady body pillow things, right? Maybe a fleshlight?

 

[Viridian]

But you can sure as shit put it on a pedestal.

My skin crawled every time he commented on one of my pictures on fb or insta.

What makes it sad for him is that if he had a good personality and if he took care of himself, he wouldn’t be ugly. He’d be odd looking and obviously disabled, but he wouldn’t be an ugly man. He’d have nice hair if he washed it, his skin wouldn’t look so sallow if he invested in skincare, and if he went to a fucking tailor he wouldn’t look so unkempt. Everything is THERE but he ruins it himself with his horrible, misogynistic, entitled, deluded mindset, and his stubborn refusal to shower.

Even if he looked like the ultimate Adonis archetype of Chads everywhere, he'd still be ugly in the eyes of every woman who ever heard any of that misogynistic "I should be able to legally rape you while all you can do is close your eyes and deal with it because I'm disabled" bullshit come out of his mouth.

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

With @NipplelessWoman as his ghost of Russell Past, and @Dontfeedthelulz and the others as his ghosts of Russell Present, I'm excited to see what the ghost of Russell Future has in store.

“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Taylor Swift' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!" -Ebenezer ScREEEEEge