Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Russtard]

Well Russell, I would call spending your every waking moment thinking about a pop star and paying a detective to find a celebrity's private contact information pretty close to an illness but I don't have a drool-covered psychology degree.

 

[Dangerhair]

I doubt he actually pays for the GFE. It's more expensive and he's cheap as fuck. He just expects it because he's "nice." It's remarkable how actually MEAN he is, on top of everything else.

Russ has this fantasy of the hooker legitimately falling in love with him.

When he took that one to the Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory or whatever in a limo, he didn't look at it as wasting time. In his demented imagination, she was supposed to be so in love with him, that she'd have sex with him after dessert for free, off the clock because she wants him. They'd do that arrangement a few more times and then they'd legitimately be boyfriend and girlfriend.

He was legitimately surprised when she said "time's up, mister", because in his mind, he did everything right, and it just broke his brain.

Kind of like how CWC thinks that Date 1 + Date 2 + Date 3 = Sex, Russ just skips the 2nd and 3rd dates, and thinks there's some kind of binding offer in accepting a date. He doesn't realize that people are people, not automata or '90s sitcom stock characters, and life doesn't work like that

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I doubt he actually pays for the GFE. It's more expensive and he's cheap as fuck. He just expects it because he's "nice." It's remarkable how actually MEAN he is, on top of everything else.

He's too broke at the moment, but he did, at least the one time. It cost him $4 grand -- which was apparently double the normal price; Russell was already known for being a troublesome customer. That was the time when he got the VIP treatment; the brothel sent a limo with the hooker to pick him up from the train station, he wasted all his time taking her to dinner, and then when the clock ran out (he claimed he didn't realize that she was "on the clock" while they had dinner -- what a bamboon), he blew up and expected a pity fuck, at which point, she'd had quite enough of him and wouldn't even let him buy more time to fuck her. Then he went ree-ing back to the brothel owner (Dennis Hoff) who, in an attempt to keep a happy customer, took half the money away from the hooker and offered to credit Russ for time with 3 other girls, which Russell refused because that hooker was his girlfriend. He sued her; Dennis Hoff didn't show up to testify against her (I know, I'm as shocked as you are), and Russell lost, and got a restraining order filed on him by the hooker.

That ended up being long story long, but the details are too good to leave out. There's more, too, because that's the beginning of the long, sad story that ultimately resulted in him getting banned from Dennis's brothels.

Russ has this fantasy of the hooker legitimately falling in love with him.

This, exactly. I'm honestly not sure whether he thought his time would be well-invested and he'd be rewarded with free sex for life, or whether he legitimately thought the clock didn't start until they got to the bedroom -- although with as trustworthy as he is known to be, I'm inclined to doubt his side of the story. Either way her refusal to bed him came as a horrible shock and led to an epic meltdown.

I think he full well knew that normally the clock starts immediately, but he thought that he was so damn special that once she met him in person and had too much fun on their date to truly call it "working", she'd fall head over heels in love and give it to him for free.

 

[zerohitwonder]

Somewhere in this thread it was mentioned that Russ doesn't like to eat in front of other people. So did he eat anything during his "date"? Because it's one thing to pay a prostitute $4000 for no sex, but to spend $4000 to take her to dinner, then you don't eat and just sit there while she tries to drink enough to blot it out?

 

[DrJonesHat]

A small point in Russ's favor: Dennis Hoff does sound like an asshole to his employees.

 

[Dangerhair]

A small point in Russ's favor: Dennis Hoff does sound like an asshole to his employees.

Hof is a total creep. He makes the girls call him "Daddy", and has no qualms sampling the wares- in fact, how well you do pretty much directly correlates with how often you polish his knob. He also brags about only dating hookers, and how often his fat old ass gets laid.

Now, for a guy of such sterling character to be creeped out by Russ or deciding he isn't worth the trouble, that's what I find surprising.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Hof is a total creep. He makes the girls call him "Daddy", and has no qualms sampling the wares- in fact, how well you do pretty much directly correlates with how often you polish his knob. He also brags about only dating hookers, and how often his fat old ass gets laid.

Now, for a guy of such sterling character to be creeped out by Russ or deciding he isn't worth the trouble, that's what I find surprising.

Really, the whole thing sounds like a shitshow, the only person I have sympathy for is the sex worker.

 

[Cryin RN]

A small point in Russ's favor: Dennis Hoff does sound like an asshole to his employees.

The Hoff takes a 50% cut of all fees and what Russell pays is on the low end of Bunny Ranch. Pimpin' is good money.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Russ has this fantasy of the hooker legitimately falling in love with him.

Soooo... if the film Pretty Woman was remade as a horror flick?

 

[Dangerhair]

Soooo... if the film Pretty Woman was remade as a horror flick?

Russ seems to think it's a documentary, or one of those 1950s instructional films.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My kingdom for a semper fi rating to give you! You deserve it! Can't wait to hear all about your personal experiences with Russhole.

I know this is late AF, but couldn't agree more. You have been doing GodBear's work, and I am glad you can now cast off your interwebs mask to reveal yourself proudly as a true Bringer of the Lulz. Shine on, you crazy diamond and welcome to the Farms.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ seems to think it's a documentary, or one of those 1950s instructional films.

Russ isn't alone in thinking life's like the movies. Over in the Nice Guy thread, there's a couple of idiots who broke into their beloved's house to leave them flowers. I'm sure they thought that was cute and quirky, and were honestly surprised people were upset.

 

[DespotCTM]

Russ isn't alone in thinking life's like the movies. Over in the Nice Guy thread, there's a couple of idiots who broke into their beloved's house to leave them flowers. I'm sure they thought that was cute and quirky, and were honestly surprised people were upset.

"I know what'll make her love me, B&E!"

@NipplelessWoman besides creeping out girls in school did he ever try to get them alone with him and how many girls were carrying pepper spray?

 

[Thejovialmadman]

I'm going to guess no. Someone already did it.

Righto, I hadn't got to that point in the thread before I offered so my apologies.
On a more thread related note is anyone else wondering whether pyramid mouth frequents any stores (like CWC with gamestop)?

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Ugh! Taylor Olivia (me) doesn't know Taylor Swift. You seriously think someone associated with her would break her trust by reaching out to a stalker like you? I said you aren't inspirational because you're not. I also said the Charlie Brown video you recorded in your bedroom was freaky as hell and nobody would feel inspired watching it. Nothing more or less to the story.

This conversation took place a year ago. Get. Over. It. Keep on reinventing what was really said in your head if it makes you feel better, Snowflake.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Righto, I hadn't got to that point in the thread before I offered so my apologies.
On a more thread related note is anyone else wondering whether pyramid mouth frequents any stores (like CWC with gamestop)?

Costco at least. But you know, now that you bring it up, I don't think he has any pursuits he engages in purely for enjoyment. He's never mentioned going someplace to buy anything fun. I think he spends all his money that's not on essentials on his bizarre love quest, and the occasional filing fee for suing pop starlets.

 

[Rayleigh]

Somewhere in this thread it was mentioned that Russ doesn't like to eat in front of other people. So did he eat anything during his "date"? Because it's one thing to pay a prostitute $4000 for no sex, but to spend $4000 to take her to dinner, then you don't eat and just sit there while she tries to drink enough to blot it out?

In his second book he mentions not eating anything iirc, and I don't believe the sex worker ordered anything either. So Russell must have had her in this restaurant and they stared at one another the entire time, making idle small talk which I bet isn't exactly his strong suit.

Take that with a pinch of salt because it is from his book, I imagine she likely did order something, if only drinks. I always wonder why Russell chooses dinner dates to 'woo' them rather than less conventional dates like dancing, ice skating, going to the aquarium, trying a hobby together, etc. Likely because Russells script for talking to women revolves solely around bragging and as such has no room for mutual ground to be found and built upon.

I don't think he has any pursuits he engages in purely for enjoyment. He's never mentioned going someplace to buy anything fun. I think he spends all his money that's not on essentials on his bizarre love quest, and the occasional filing fee for suing pop starlets.

He has piano and dancing, though the former was likely from his parents telling him he should and the latter really only seems to be a means to an end to impress people. He also wrote the Holocaust script which is garbage but it's actually an original piece of work not inspired by an artist for use in 'wooing' them. However it's been a while since the Holocaust script came out as the timeline for these lawsuits is remarkably close together so this pretty much is Russell's hobby. In fairness to him, he's more productive than most, if only because he has little quality control so he can pump out documents upwards of 5k words at high speeds.

 

[Barbarella]

Dates are suits, flowers, and dinner. Duh. 1950s all the way. The hooker he took out recently ordered a bunch of food and drinks which pissed him off, especially the drinks. Apparently, he wants to take one out but she’s not to order anything.

Really, is one going to take a hooker ice skating though? I mean, the idea of dating a sex worker is strange enough but everybody has to eat. Seems like his best bet would be movies since he doesn’t have to talk.

 

[uglytroll4u]

If it is the woman I remember, he took her to Sonic. She had a big gulp like beverage, according to a picture taken and published by Shitlips on his facebook. No food on sight.

ETA: the woman I'm talking about was a previous 'date', not the one he recently bashed on FB.

 

[LaLuna]

"I know what'll make her love me, B&E!"

@NipplelessWoman besides creeping out girls in school did he ever try to get them alone with him and how many girls were carrying pepper spray?

Yes, he would try to get girls alone. With the honor code though, we had a good excuse on why we couldn’t be alone with him. It was school policy. (The only time the honor code was a good thing.)

All the girls I knew had pepper spray or another form of self defense. We would even take the new female students to get pepper spray at the local Dick’s Sporting Goods.

I personally had a pepper spray, bear mace, and a scimitar, but when your roommate attracts Russell, you can never be too prepared.