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Holy shit, that Indian version of cotton eyed joe.
There was a contemporary of Rednex call Dr Bombay who was a Swedish guy in Hindi face.
Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD
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There was a contemporary of Rednex call Dr Bombay who was a Swedish guy in Hindi face.
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Most Indians would probably think bestiality is gross. At any rate, it is illegal in India. Still, it happens sometimes and it looks like some people might actually believe fucking holy cows brings good luck.
https://books.google.com/books?id=Z-GbOvrbniQC&pg=PT12&lpg=PT12&dq=india+bestiality&source=bl&ots=gpUcckgI2R&sig=J1bj-vqsXZ3D6lP1GJRK5bReE8o&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigitiHu_vXAhVP02MKHeboD6s4ChDoAQg_MAY#v=onepage&q=india bestiality&f=false
Bestiality was very common among the Hindus (Rosenfeld 1967), and portrayals of animal-human sexual contacts frequently appear in temple sculptures all over India (Rosenfeld 1967; Bullough 1976). Although the Code of Manu, the first systematic coding of Hindu law dating from about the first century AD reads: "A man who has committed a bestial crime... shall perform a Samtapana Krikkhra" (Bullough 1976, p.27), according to Donofrio (1996) in ancient India, the belief in transmigration of souls between animals and humans was combined with acceptance toward bestiality. For example, Kautilya fined a person who copulated with animals only 12 panas, which was much less than for anal intercourse among humans (Bullough 1976). In India too, it was reported that pet dogs and monkeys were kept in harems to service women (Bullough 1976; Ramsis 1969). Tantrism often portrays man as a rabbit, bull or horse, and the woman as a doe, mare, or a female elephant and among the supernatural powers promised to practitioners of various yogic disciplines are those by which a person could become a beast, so that he could have sex with animals and thereby experience sex in its totality (Bullough 1976). In an early legend, Prajapati was said to have cohabited with the dawn goddess Ushas, who tried to escape him by assuming hundreds of different animal shapes. It was through such copulations that all animal species were produced. In Hindu mythology, Mallika, the wife of Prasenajit, used a pet dog for her sexual gratification, and Prasenajit sought satisfaction with a goat (Bullough 1976). According to the Hindu tradition of erotic painting and sculpture, a human copulating with an animal is actually a human having intercourse with a God incarnated in the form of an animal (Money 1986). Copulation with a sacred cow or monkey is believed to bring good fortune (Edwardes 1959; Christy 1967; Bagley 1968; Rosenberger 196.During the Hindus' celebrations at the Holi festival, to honor the goddess Vesanti, open human sexual relations are said to be wildly practiced, and Hindu women are reported to masturbate and perform fellatio on bulls in order to be closer to God (Rosenberger 196
In 2014, it was estimated that dog rape was as common as human rape in India.
http://www.strays.in/index.php/2014...on-the-law-1st-hand-accounts-press-reporting/
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Ok, so the cow obsession is one of the weirdest things about India. I get that it's religious, but at least Muslims and Jews don't eat pork because they literally worship pigs.
If you're interested in reading more about cows in India and how literally eating beef triggers some people here are some more links:
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/india-politics-religion-cows/
https://www.ft.com/content/63522f50-caf3-11e7-ab18-7a9fb7d6163e
From http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34513185
If you're interested in reading more about cows in India and how literally eating beef triggers some people here are some more links:
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/india-politics-religion-cows/
https://www.ft.com/content/63522f50-caf3-11e7-ab18-7a9fb7d6163e
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In India, even McDonald's doesn't serve beef. When they serve meat it's either chicken or fish.
I think their cow obsession might partially stem from the fact that cows are just very sweet creatures.
Facebook Indians getting in a fight over eating beef.
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Indian people on social media, especially when it relates to gaming, is some of the funniest shit in the world.
I see three common varieties
One: "what parts can I get for 50.000?"
Two: "Anyone have free [insert any AAA title here]?"
Three: "I have GT 210. Can I run GTA V?"
There is sometimes a fourth where they make really obvious requests for female gamers to add them, though that usually gets shut down quick because there's inevitable sexual harassment.
I see three common varieties
One: "what parts can I get for 50.000?"
Two: "Anyone have free [insert any AAA title here]?"
Three: "I have GT 210. Can I run GTA V?"
There is sometimes a fourth where they make really obvious requests for female gamers to add them, though that usually gets shut down quick because there's inevitable sexual harassment.
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This thread needs more love and attention.
Kršćanin Čendlervic
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Dr Bombay was actually a Danish guy called Jonny Jakobsen. He was a failed country rocker who used to perform as Johnny Moonshine. A painter by trade, he did some work in a Swedish music studio where he was offered a contract because he was goofing off singing nonsense in mock-foreign accents.
He was quite successful for a while, recording novelty songs with "foreigner" gimmicks. He scored highest on the charts as Dr Bombay, but he also did a Scotsman and a Latino gimmick.
He is often conflated with Günther, a Swedish guy who did pretty much the same thing but with a German gimmick. They both recorded for the same studio and used the same backup singers - the Sunshine Girls, so a lot of people think they're the same guy.
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Yeah, like, chavvy Filipinos/Filipinas are kind of my personal lolcows.
Yup, and um, maybe this is more of a late '00s thing, but they have a penchant for tacky YouTube collages. I'd say that cheap Pinays, in many ways, remind me of like, ForeverKailyn's behavior on social media, but with more of a third world sheen.
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Well, the BBC is full of shit (or rather, telling a partial version of the story in an attempt to frame the Cow Thing as "look at these whacky brown people, who knows what they'll do next?"). The Hindu reverence for the cow is because they are seen as a living symbol of divine benevolence, with their gentle nature and ability to feed humanity through their milk and other dairy products, as well as their use as beasts of burden and fertilizer. For this reason, the cow is seen as a gift from the gods, not to be eaten. Of course, over time, this has grown into this weird cow-as-God cult behavior, but it started as something pretty sane as far as religious taboos go.
Kršćanin Čendlervic
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I suggest everyone go ahead and join some Pinay dating groups on Facebook. Great source of content.
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This thread has destroyed me. I don't think I've laughed this fucking hard in a long time. Fucking Indians....
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There's some Indian guy that goes to my college that endlessly babbles and whispers to thin air, asks Siri the temperature of different locations, and just makes general tard noises. If he was just a bit more self aware he'd probably gun the place down.
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If only Morrisy would take the hint and do what this guy did.
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Bob and vageen for neutrality?
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Here's more cultural appropriation for you. They made a movie with an Indian Christopher Columbus!