Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[crunchysalty]

So they are irl trolls?

 

[LooneyLucy345]

In this thread, we make fun of India and weird Indians on social media.

This page about hot indian uncle dads is both repulsive and full of amusing engrish comments.
https://www.facebook.com/Hot-indian-dad-and-uncle-1037680096302916/

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[Darndirty]

When you're in India and you're watching election results come in

Why does every Indian name sound like a cheap porn name.

 

[LooneyLucy345]

 

[Android raptor]

The Aghori are fucking awesome. The very name of their sect means "Those who lack fear". Their belief system completely rejects the concept of purity and impurity, which they demonstrate by... eating the dead and living in filth. Reza Aslan did a special where he went to India and tried to engage them in a conversation about religion: they just stole his booze, got him to throw himself into the filthiest part of the Ganges, and then started throwing their shit at him when they got bored. Completely fucking insane, but awesome.

So it's basically a whole sect of GG Allins

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

So they are irl trolls?

So it's basically a whole sect of GG Allins

Kind of! Really, you have three groups of Aghori:
-"hard-line" believers who live in filth, beg for food, and live on the other side of the Ganges from most towns (due to ancient beliefs, only one bank of the Ganges is ever built on), where they lurk around waiting for the bodies thrown in the Ganges (which they then eat and fashion knives and amulets out of the bones).
-"Moderates" who live a lot like moderately devout brahmin (the priestly caste), except they do things like collect human skulls and fashion them into food bowls, smoke hash until they pass out, and build sick-ass altars to Shiva (Aghori is a sect of Shavi, the cult of Shiva, the god of destruction and renewal) that incorporate more strobe lights than a rave.
-"Reform" believers, who don't do any of the hardcore death cult shit but do a lot of good work in providing orphanages and schools for the Untouchables (as Aghori beliefs reject the idea that your soul can be contaminated by the physical world, they also reject the idea of the caste system; especially the beliefs surrounding the Untouchables that keep them trapped in a permanent underclass).

 

[2al]

All hail Durgesh.
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http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/10/the-sad-truth-behind-the-viral-meme-of-sanjay-and-durgesh.html Hmm, so he was the Indian Uma Kompton.

 

[Randall Fragg]

The Aghori are fucking awesome. The very name of their sect means "Those who lack fear". Their belief system completely rejects the concept of purity and impurity, which they demonstrate by... eating the dead and living in filth. Reza Aslan did a special where he went to India and tried to engage them in a conversation about religion: they just stole his booze, got him to throw himself into the filthiest part of the Ganges, and then started throwing their shit at him when they got bored. Completely fucking insane, but awesome.

So basically real life Nurgle cultists. Goddamn that’s insane and disgusting, but somehow really interesting.

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Is that a fucking religious shrine with a big printout of a Facebook page?
India is like some crazy fantasy world that got a hold of modern technology, so you have weird shit like this.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Some Hindu holy men can do dope penis tricks.

Spoiler

 

[autista]

Indian internet humor seems a lot like CWC's Random Access Humor

 

[Echo_Ender]

We get this comedy gold not because India is a nation of lolcows, but because they're a nation of exceptional individuals. Literally.

A bunch of surveys in the last decade have shown that the average IQ of indian citizens is JUST BARELY above what would be considered "Mentally-retarded" by medical standards in the western world.

Between the rampant inbreeding, pollution and feces everywhere, crazy religions, and pretty much complete lack of an education system, it's kinda easy to see why.

 

[LooneyLucy345]

 

[heinekenT]

Indian women are actually quite normal having worked with a lot of Indians but I found the pajeets and saleems to be completely sub-human. They're like the Incel race

 

[Billy_Sama]

Indian women are actually quite normal having worked with a lot of Indians but I found the pajeets and saleems to be completely sub-human. They're like the Incel race

Considering gang rape being a common event like going to see a movie to them, they are what Incel want to be.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Since Christmas is coming, I would like to show you all some wonderful Indian Santa masks.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'm deeply offended by their use of whiteface.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Since Christmas is coming, I would like to show you all some wonderful Indian Santa masks. View attachment 328575 View attachment 328571 View attachment 328576 View attachment 328570View attachment 328577View attachment 328581 View attachment 328580

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[crunchysalty]

Are those the same masks from Dr Who?

 

[Computery Guy]

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The live action adaptation of Diamond is Unbreakable is looking a bit... off...