Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[CharlesBarkley]

I can't believe this country has Nukes and has a massive economy.

When they do nuke Pakistan, you better believe the image macros will own your fucking bones.

 

[autista]

When you're in India and you're watching election results come in

 

[Cosmos]

 

[Fleeb]

This guy uses a program to mass-call Indian call centers. They're really chimping out by the end

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Reminder there are more Indians then the entire population of Europe doubled.

 

[Bum Driller]

I can't believe this country has Nukes and has a massive economy.

Well, if you have about fifth of the whole planets population living in one country, you really can't escape having quite massive economy. And a handful of lolcows.

 

[A Skeleton]

Oh it is. Check out Nairaland (which should have a thread here), which is the number two most visited website in Nigeria and has tons of bizarre shit.

loving these Nigerian memes

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

This video has 31 million views.

To be fair, though, I did some digging and apparently this chick is a "love to hate" social media celebrity. Most of the views on the video are ironic (hence why the ratings bar and comments are disabled).

Even Rebecca Black is worse in India.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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I heard there's also the highest concentration of oceanic #2 in the sea around India.

 

[Education Lottery]

Thanks for the new av.

 

[millais]

Indian civil law for Muslims (it varies by religion) allows husbands to legally divorce their wives by simply saying "Talaq" (Arabic for "I divorce you") three times to the wife. So when the Kebab Pajeets were bestowed with the conveniences of modern telecoms and internet, their civil courts decided these "triple talaq" divorces would be legal even if the "talaq" was sent via text message, email, skype, facebook, etc. The Kebab Pajeets proceeded to take full advantage of this legal shortcut to instantly divorce their wives without having to consult much less face their womenfolk.

I'm having a hard time of finding screenshots of these social media divorces, but I'm certain they are out there as the practice is supposedly quite prevalent.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

New Indian civil law for Muslims (it varies by religion) allows husbands to legally divorce their wives by simply saying "Talaq" (Arabic for "I divorce you") three times to the wife. So when the Kebab Pajeets were bestowed with the conveniences of modern telecoms and internet, their civil courts decided these "triple talaq" divorces would be legal even if the "talaq" was sent via text message, email, skype, facebook, etc. The Kebab Pajeets proceeded to take full advantage of this legal shortcut to instantly divorce their wives without having to consult much less face their womenfolk.

What the fuck kind of law is this? One of the most idiotic legal decisions I've ever heard of.

 

[QB 290]

What the fuck kind of law is this? One of the most idiotic legal decisions I've ever heard of.

Its in the quran, which makes it the most #woke law of all

 

[CatFace]

Now this guy is just sweet.
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Designated feels street.

 

[Corn Sake]

Now this guy is just sweet.
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I wish Prasanth was my friend.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Never until now did I realize how deeply insulting Columbus's mistake was. Wtf.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This is more disturbing than amusing, but I think it deserves posting anyways. Some Hindu holy men eat rotten flesh and meditate on dead bodies. NSFW, some gore.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

This is more disturbing than amusing, but I think it deserves posting anyways. Some Hindu holy men eat rotten flesh and meditate on dead bodies. NSFW, some gore.

The Aghori are fucking awesome. The very name of their sect means "Those who lack fear". Their belief system completely rejects the concept of purity and impurity, which they demonstrate by... eating the dead and living in filth. Reza Aslan did a special where he went to India and tried to engage them in a conversation about religion: they just stole his booze, got him to throw himself into the filthiest part of the Ganges, and then started throwing their shit at him when they got bored. Completely fucking insane, but awesome.

 

[millais]

The Aghori are fucking awesome. The very name of their sect means "Those who lack fear". Their belief system completely rejects the concept of purity and impurity, which they demonstrate by... eating the dead and living in filth. Reza Aslan did a special where he went to India and tried to engage them in a conversation about religion: they just stole his booze, got him to throw himself into the filthiest part of the Ganges, and then started throwing their shit at him when they got bored. Completely fucking insane, but awesome.

They made him eat charred human brains too, lol