That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

That shady bitch who bailed on my roommate's birthday party last weekend ostensibly because some guy she's been seeing for two weeks broke up with her, sent out snapchats to people who were at the party of her bar hopping 3 blocks away, and then sent him a video of her singing happy birthday from her bed surrounded by tissues.

I'm still salty about it because she was supposed to bring the 190 proof everclear.
 
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Those bitches who switch or steal the utensils on the salad bar. They may be bastards/male bitches, though, because the only one I ever caught in the act was a dude who tried to justify it by claiming to be a microbiologist. Dude, most people don't want their sliced mushrooms to taste like beet juice, you don't need a degree to figure that out.
 
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That bitch at work that tries to get other people fired because they hurt her feelings by breathing the wrong way around her. Then ends up leaving early leaving everything a mess so everyone else needs to sort her shit or else we get bitched at.
 
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That bitch who would never date "handsome guys cause I've to be the better looking part in this relationship." Lmao.

Or that bitch, who weighs 300 lbs and counting, that wears a "fake leatherjacket" in summer, sweating and smelling like fuck and doesnt want to put her jacket off because "it looks good on me, ya know.". Kinda like Hamberlynn with her cardigans.
 
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trombonista said:
Those bitches who switch or steal the utensils on the salad bar. They may be bastards/male bitches, though, because the only one I ever caught in the act was a dude who tried to justify it by claiming to be a microbiologist. Dude, most people don't want their sliced mushrooms to taste like beet juice, you don't need a degree to figure that out.
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And someone could die from an allergic reaction.

That bitch who let her bratty kids go crazy in the checkout line. I nearly smashed them by accident with my cart. If you don't care about your kids getting smashed between carts because they are allowed to play hide and seek between them then you should have kept your legs closed lady. They were like two and three years old and so tiny I didn't even notice them until it was almost too late.
 
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That bitch who had the nerve to try re-adding me on FB while reading my rants about them under the post of a mutual friend of ours, as if to torment me by their existence.
 
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THAT bitch is a dude going to my school. One of the 'popular' dudes, which means he' s almost exclusively friends with popular girls (note: he' s not handsome at all tho)
He' s basically Jake Paul or RiceGum: always following stupid trends and flexing shit he didnt pay for. He also has some kind of weird god complex since he is the only one that has admin right in our classes group (he constantly threatens to kick everyone)
God, I hate that guy.
 
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Does Facebook count as real life? if so then...

That ugly morbidly obese tranny bitch who tried to convince me that she's a cis woman who had some horomone issues during puberty "Yeah, I know what you mean if you know what I man"

The same ugly obese tranny bitch who told me it's ok to be transgender while desperately trying to convince me she isn't one. "Sorry, cis women don't have man face and advanced male pattern balding, hon."

The same ugly obese tranny bitch who is a NEET and supposedly too socially anxious to go outside and do shopping. She claims her "job is to take care of her step brother". As if anyone would entrust a child to a socially incapable manwhale. And pay them for that.

The same bitch who apparently earns money by dating men online and telling them she loves them for many hours a day, doing cam sessions and getting paid for that. Who the fuck would pay for that, I don't know. But apparently for her it's all true love. I can't count how many times she told me she has a new online boyfriend and it's true love.
Her stepmother called her on that bs, telling her she's manipulative piece of shit and a whore. "Couldn't say it better".

The same tranny bitch who wanted to prove me wrong about all that so she said in APRIL "haha i got a real boyfriend now and he loves me we have a meeting scheduled in December". "Why December? Is he in prison?" "Nooo how could you I just want to introduce him to my parents during Christmas :biggrin:".

I could keep listing all the bullshit and lies endlessly but I don't even remember anymore. Anyway she blocked me due to me being toxic.
 
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This stupid fucker who keeps creating new fb/Twitters/tumblrs/ig to literally call me whore and block me and to tell my fiance I'm cheating on him. Like what even is the point? And then they keep blocking us after we see the messages. It's so fucking weird and annoying. I'm like 100 percent this is the same creep who sent me rope and a box cutter in a amazon prime package last year. I'm actually stressed out. I deleted my Facebook for my entire pregnancy and stayed off any SM sites, except ones that supported anons. (Lolcow, reddit, kiwi, etc) and now they're back and idk man. I always feel scared.

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Sketch said:
This stupid fucker who keeps creating new fb/Twitters/tumblrs/ig to literally call me whore and block me and to tell my fiance I'm cheating on him. Like what even is the point? And then they keep blocking us after we see the messages. It's so fucking weird and annoying. I'm like 100 percent this is the same creep who sent me rope and a box cutter in a amazon prime package last year. I'm actually stressed out. I deleted my Facebook for my entire pregnancy and stayed off any SM sites, except ones that supported anons. (Lolcow, reddit, kiwi, etc) and now they're back and idk man. I always feel scared.

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Uh, girl, that's shit you report to the police, if they're sending suicide materials as a threat.

She wants your man or something?
 
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Those two bitches who decided to take food from the salad bar after I took away the utensils. One used a plastic fork, but started eating it right away (the salad bar is priced by weight, thief), and one used her bare hands to grab two whole eggs. Neither saw a problem with what they were doing.
 
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Those two bitches who decided to take food from the salad bar after I took away the utensils. One used a plastic fork, but started eating it right away (the salad bar is priced by weight, thief), and one used her bare hands to grab two whole eggs. Neither saw a problem with what they were doing.
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Oh hell naw. Was those bitches fat?
 
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that bitch, that leaves work on Christmas Eve at lunch to go Christmas shopping without telling anyone or clocking out. I hope she gets fired.
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and that bitch who isn't going to do anything to that bitch who left because they are friends. Well, that's why HR exists. Fuck those bitches. I'm telling on them.
 
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