Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[slackjawjoe]

Of course Rus would plagiarize his papers. Imagine how pissed he would be if someone made a comment about that on his facebook, and then asked if he is faking his disability as well.

Sorry to those who dislike the Rus poetry. I wrote this when procrastinating for finals and sent it to a few buddies who also love the antics of Moebius Lipschitz. It's autistic in length, but I figure it's a good post for Christmas Eve.

Spoiler: A Visit From Taylor Swift

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Russell Greer was upset, he did not have a spouse.
The stockings were hung, by the chimney with care
They belonged to Miss Swift, which she used to wear.
With penis in hand, Rus nestled in bed,
while visions of Taylor danced in his head.


Though mama ain't there, rus never forgot her.
She gave Shitlips away, but held onto her daughter.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter!
Rus somersaulted up to see what was the matter!
Away to the window, he did a front flip.
He opened the shutters, but could not close his lip.
The moon on the breast of a woman below,
aroused little Russell, and caused him to grow.
When, what to his lifeless eyes should appear,
Eight figures came forth, each one with a sneer.
She had read his letters, and received his gift
He knew in that moment, it must be Taylor Swift!

More rapid than amtrak, his enemies came
Taylor whistled and shouted, and called them by name.
"Now Skordas! Now Calvin! Now Grande and Borchetta!
On Herbert! On Farrah! On Starr and Sharshorita!
There is our enemy! As ugly as fabled!
Let Russell Greer know we don't like the disabled!"
Rus took the high ground, and climbed onto the roof.
He'll take down these bigots, and expose the real truth!

So up to the house-top, his haters they flew.
Rus pushed them too far, their patience was through.
Drool fell from his mouth, and froze to the shingles.
When Taylor is around, his groin always tingles.
She needed to hear him, he needed to scold her.
Skordas approached, Rus gave him a cold shoulder.
Rachel Starr messaged Russell, but he didn't respond.
His head turned to find Taylor, that beautiful blonde.

Kids heard the commotion, and gathered around.
Ariana slipped on drool, and fell to the ground.
Just then the trolls came, Rus sees them and hurls.
With Molotov cocktails, they burned boys and burned girls.
Instead of getting the trolls, it was Rus she'd assault
Those children had died- it was Ariana's fault.
Rus sprang into action, with his permanent frown.
He used the anthrax, to take his enemies down.
Their screams filled the air, Rus smiled with glee.
He would snag some children, and return them for a fee.
Before he could get down, he heard someone behind.
Taylor Swift stabbed his heart, and he fell from cloud nine.

Down from the roof, and into the snow.
Rus got himself up, and climbed through the window.
As he fell in the house, from the chimney came a sound.
Sweet Taylor was coming, and Rus would have her bound.
She was dressed in all fur, from her head to her foot,
looking oh so sexy, all covered in soot.
A bundle of toys, Rus had in his pack.
He took out a gun, and pointed it at her back.
"I've got you now Taylor!" He said with a smile.
"Better sit down, you'll be here for a while"

Her eyes - How they twinkled! Her dimples, how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry.
His little drool mouth was drawn up like a bow.
His pecker would rise, and Taylor would blow.
"I can't wait to play footsies with you, under the table.
Put on that red dress, I'll show you I'm able!"
A wink of an eye, and a twist of his head,
let poor Taylor know there was much to be dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work.
And fill'd all the stockings, then turn'd with a jerk.

His warm up was done, he turned to his prize.
When just then, something strange appeared in his eyes.
It was a little baby boy, and a beautiful lady.
They had an aura about them, something seemed shady.
"Who? Who are you?" He yelled out to the yard.
"My name is Bailee" she said "this is my little Charlie Gard".
Russell couldn't believe it, this couldn't be real.
The ghosts of his past, interrupting his meal!
Panic engulfed him, it felt like a stroke.
As spit filled his mouth, he started to choke.
He gasped for air, as he fell to the floor.
As benevolent spirits, untied Russell's whore.
Taylor stood over him, his face turning blue.
She whispered in his ear "I will never love you".
The face of his obsession, was Russell's last sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!



Note to Rus should he read this and spaz out: Your death was used in this for dramatic effect, similar to the majority of things in your ridiculous book. Nobody is after you and wants you dead you paranoid android.

Loved the poem! Managed to capture all of Shitlips' misadventures!

Every time I see someone editing a poem/song to fit Russ I die on the inside.

Other than being crigey it just clogs the thread imo.

He had it hidden in a spoiler, you didn't need to click.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Nips, we need to find an amusing image for you for your avatar.

Nips, I highly approve of the amusing image used for your avatar.

 

[Ido]

He had it hidden in a spoiler, you didn't need to click.

It just that it happens CONSTANTLY, the thread is hard to read as is because everyone is sperging over the same bamboon jokes. I didn't even quite anyone specific, I just said it.

It's a shame because the guy is literally the right amount of insane for me to follow and the thread is mostly a giant pile of shit.

Also, most people I know see a spoiler and click first, ask questions later.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Every time I see someone editing a poem/song to fit Russ I die on the inside.

Other than being crigey it just clogs the thread imo.

It just that it happens CONSTANTLY, the thread is hard to read as is because everyone is sperging over the same bamboon jokes. I didn't even quite anyone specific, I just said it.

It's a shame because the guy is literally the right amount of insane for me to follow and the thread is mostly a giant pile of shit.

Also, most people I know see a spoiler and click first, ask questions later.

It's a normie thread. Let it be a normie thread.

 

[sharshorita]

Just FYI - the reason GFE costs more is because of the heightened risk of getting STDs from kissing and not using condoms, which is what "GFE" is actually meant to imply. It's got nothing to do with emotional labor. Any skilled escort will pretend to be "into you," if you ask, that's not something they openly up-charge for. That'd be like a chef offering two meals, with one described as "This one actually tastes good!"

If you want an escort to pretend to be your girlfriend, you just say that and they'll pretend to be your girlfriend while you wear a condom and don't kiss them on the lips. You'll save some cash.

Maybe for some, but it definitely is a real thing. I watched a video of an actual prostitute at the Bunny Ranch talking about it.

It's very common for schizophrenics to have an obsession with sorting, counting and numbers.

What isn't so common is thinking Taylor Swift is Van Helsing.

I mean, I don't know if anyone cares or doesn't know, but it's because the essence of delusion is finding meaning in things that don't actually have meaning. It's like, this song came on the radio just now so the CIA is trying to give me the message that the KGB is on my tail. The Bible combines many common sources of delusion, and one of them is the numbers on the chapters and books. It's like... The Truman Show delusion is now a thing. In the movie, how did find out the truth? He had to notice things people don't see. So, I just saw a clip of Taylor Swift on the news. It was followed by a clip of something that's really personal to me. So I looked up her birthday, and then I found this Bible verse that explains the whole thing because this is the one that told me I'm god.

 

[deadfool]

Spoiler: on thread cluttering and etc

I apologize if my enjoyment of the thread has gotten in the way of others' enjoyment of the thread - not sarcasm, I'm being genuine.

I do agree that things can get repetitive, but since I like reading everyone's take on the latest Facebook post or whatever, even if it is something that's been said before, this isn't a problem for me personally. Greer himself is extremely repetitive and predictable, which I think is where a lot of the thread's repetition comes from. But I can see how it'd bother people, and agree that it might get in the way of newcomers who are intimidated by nearly 550 pages of content - over half of which is probably commentary. Quite a few of us are only here for Greer, which has resulted in this thread operating differently than other threads on the site. I've checked out a few others, but none held my interest like Greer did, and I'm not really interested in spending any more time each day than I already am checking up on the site, anyway.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I will try to be more conscientious of not clogging up the thread in the future, since it seems to be bothering people. However, I don't really see things changing anytime soon; since the majority of this thread's users only use this corner of the site, those who use the site to follow multiple cows probably won't get very far with trying to impose a certain formula onto this weird cult Greer has inspired.

I didn't see these posted yet, so here are the comments under his "Dumb Message #3" post. I like the way Demi thinks.

 

[The Dude]

I think they may have, but between the distance he'd be required to travel/find a ride for (I think his parents are still in Wyoming?) and them probably telling him he's not allowed to talk about his lolsuits at dinner, Strokey the Snowflake might not go even if he was invited.

If his folks still live in Evanston, that's only a little over an hour from Salt Lake. It's damn near right on the Utah border, close enough that people in the Salt Lake Metro Area regularly drive there for beer that isn't watered down and cheap fireworks. And I believe one of his siblings, his sister I think, lives local to him, so she would likely give him a ride since he can't drive. Worse came to worse, one of his parents could always pick him up for the weekend.

I assume if he was invited and hasn't been practically disowned, he would have had the rules laid down firmly to keep the subjects of prostitutes, brothel legalization, and celebrity "discrimination" to himself and he on his best behavior. In other words: he would have nothing to talk about, feel like his family is "jumping" on him, and probably wouldn't want to go. Then again, he may be so starved for positive human interaction that he might swallow (LOL) his pride, maintain a stiff upper lip (double LOL), and go just so he can be around people who will treat him kindly without being paid for it.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Maybe for some, but it definitely is a real thing. I watched a video of an actual prostitute at the Bunny Ranch talking about it.

That's just marketing rhetoric to wring cash out of people who don't know any better. Escorts have every reason to lie about what they actually do and how much they get paid for it. The trick is basically this:

The escort is already going to fuck the guy. Penis in vagina, with a condom. That's the hard work. Maybe she gets paid $300 for this. So then she offers "extras" - bareback, mouth/tongue kissing, anal, blowjob, or any combination of these for an additional payment. Let's say $300, extra, for $700 total. Then, you price the "GFE" at $700.

Savvy clients will understand the euphemism and pay $700 for the bareback anal or whatever, but chumps will still pay $700 in return for what they think "GFE" is (Being treated more romantically and such) - and then you can negotiate on the costs of the extras on top of that OR provide no extras but still get paid $700 for the relatively safe penis in vagina sex with a condom. The only extra that the escort would have to provide is not being an asshole to their client, which all good escorts do anyway.

Escorts don't put any value on pretending to be into men. They just do that as part of the job. I don't think you'll ever find an escort who agrees to fuck a guy, but isn't willing to play a bit of pretend in the process unless they're paid more. However, you will definitely find lots of escorts who will try to convince men who are easy marks that that they must pay them more in order to pretend. It's all part of the hustle.

 

[Deadpool]

That's just marketing rhetoric to wring cash out of people who don't know any better. Escorts have every reason to lie about what they actually do and how much they get paid for it. The trick is basically this:

The escort is already going to fuck the guy. Penis in vagina, with a condom. So that's the hard work. Maybe she gets paid $300 for this. So then she offers "extras" - bareback, mouth/tongue kissing, anal, blowjob, or any combination or these for extra. Let's say $300, extra, for $700 total. Then, you price the "GFE" at $400. Savvy clients will understand the euphemism and pay $400 for the bareback anal or whatever, but chumps will still pay $700 in return for what they think "GFE" is (Being treated more romantically and such) - and then you can hustle on the costs of the extras on top of that OR provide no extras and but still get paid $700 for the relatively safe penis and vagina sex with a condom.

Escorts don't put any value on pretending to be into men. They just do that as part of the job. I don't think you'll ever find an escort who agrees to fuck a guy, but isn't willing to play a bit of pretend in the process unless they're paid more. However, you will definitely find lots of escorts who will try to convince you that that you need to pay them more to pretend. It's all part of the hustle.

You seem to know a lot about prostitutes.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

You seem to know a lot about prostitutes.

I deal with sex-workers pretty frequently as part of my job.

 

[The Dude]

I deal with sex-workers pretty frequently as part of my job.

Dennis Hof, is that you?

 

[FlyGuy0912]

That's just marketing rhetoric to wring cash out of people who don't know any better. Escorts have every reason to lie about what they actually do and how much they get paid for it. The trick is basically this:

The escort is already going to fuck the guy. Penis in vagina, with a condom. That's the hard work. Maybe she gets paid $300 for this. So then she offers "extras" - bareback, mouth/tongue kissing, anal, blowjob, or any combination of these for an additional payment. Let's say $300, extra, for $700 total. Then, you price the "GFE" at $700.

Savvy clients will understand the euphemism and pay $700 for the bareback anal or whatever, but chumps will still pay $700 in return for what they think "GFE" is (Being treated more romantically and such) - and then you can negotiate on the costs of the extras on top of that OR provide no extras but still get paid $700 for the relatively safe penis in vagina sex with a condom. The only extra that the escort would have to provide is not being an asshole to their client, which all good escorts do anyway.

Escorts don't put any value on pretending to be into men. They just do that as part of the job. I don't think you'll ever find an escort who agrees to fuck a guy, but isn't willing to play a bit of pretend in the process unless they're paid more. However, you will definitely find lots of escorts who will try to convince men who are easy marks that that they must pay them more in order to pretend. It's all part of the hustle.

Respectfully disagree about the sex be the hard part - the "Hard work" is the pretending to care about all the emotional and personal crap...its mentally draining on all the ladies. I've heard nothing but this about the "GFE" experience. Think if a girl had 20 Shitlips clients and had to be hopelessly devoted to each and every one and text them daily and keeping up on everything.

As one girl put it. "The sex is easy - that's just friction and repetition. "

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Respectfully disagree about the sex be the hard part - the "Hard work" is the pretending to care about all the emotional and personal crap...its mentally draining on all the ladies. I've heard nothing but this about the "GFE" experience. Think if a girl had 20 Shitlips clients and had to be hopelessly devoted to each and every one and text them daily and keeping up on everything.

As one girl put it. "The sex is easy - that's just friction and repetition. "

I think the GFE is different depending on what type of sex worker is being discussed and where they work. I’d think GFE differs from what it means at a brothel compared to what it is for a escort to what it is for a street walker.

GFE is definitely code for no condom in many places.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't get that the "Win a Date" things ARE publicity stunts. He thinks they're real, actual dates and he has a chance with them. That's why he lost his shit when Farrah Abraham didn't go out with him.

These "win a date" things usually have tons of disclaimers so they don't have to award them to a fucking lunatic like Russ.

Things like this:

(d) The opportunity to meet and film a segment of POPSUGAR Girls’ Guide, and the opportunity to possibly meet Tyler Oakley, subject to availability and other considerations (there is no value associated with this portion of the prize).

GENERAL CONDITIONS AND RELEASES: An entrant, Semifinalist, or winner may be disqualified from the Contest if he or she fails to comply with any provision of these Official Contest Rules, as determined in the sole discretion of Sponsor. Participation in the Contest is at entrant’s own risk. By receipt of any prize, the applicable winner agrees to release and hold harmless Sponsor and their respective partners, subsidiaries, affiliated entities, employees, directors, officers, agents, or representatives (collectively, “Releasees”).

https://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/POPSUGAR-Girls-Guide-Win-Date-Tyler-Becca-Contest-Rules-33155833

So it's pretty certain they could turn down a dangerous crazy person like Russhole.

 

[Aristophanes]

Strokey recently updated his profile picture on Facebook (22nd December), and I'm surprised that there hasn't been much discussion of it.

This is Russ' take on being "edgy" so he can remind the ladies as to how "cool" he is. This appears to be an old photo, so any guesses as to when it was taken?

That suit is covered in dirt/mud, and is filthy. Plus it just looks so shabby.

 

[wateryketchup]

Strokey recently updated his profile picture on Facebook (22nd December), and I'm surprised that there hasn't been much discussion of it.

This is Russ' take on being "edgy" so he can remind the ladies as to how "cool" he is. This appears to be an old photo, so any guesses as to when it was taken?

That suit is covered in dirt/mud, and is filthy. Plus it just looks so shabby.
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He said it was from highschool, when he tried to run for class president.

 

[MG 620]

Nothing is more retarded than a high schooler wearing a suit while sitting on a cheap bike and giving what I assume is a gang sign.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

He said it was from highschool, when he tried to run for class president.

God damn, he ran for class president? Milking his "God's favorite angel" status for all it was worth, I guess...

edit: lol, just noticed the word filter

 

[Dangerhair]

What really gets me about pictures of Russ is how badly his hygiene has declined in the last 18 months. Nevermind the scrawny physique and paunch, and the Jerry Seinfeld circa 1998 wardrobe, it looks like he showers about once a week now. He looks filthy; his hair is stringy and greasy, his beard unkempt. You can practically smell the pictures.

He looked better with the centre-parted Mormon missionary haircut and being clean shaven. The beard just draws attention to his mouth.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Strokey recently updated his profile picture on Facebook (22nd December), and I'm surprised that there hasn't been much discussion of it.

This is Russ' take on being "edgy" so he can remind the ladies as to how "cool" he is. This appears to be an old photo, so any guesses as to when it was taken?

That suit is covered in dirt/mud, and is filthy. Plus it just looks so shabby.
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Oh this photo has been making the rounds. It proves the dictionary doesn’t need a text description for “massive douchebag” just this photo.

What boggles my mind is that he thinks this is photo makes him look cool rather than a reject from Napoleon Dynamite 2 script.