Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

princess13456789 · Dec 26, 2017

I archived all YandereDev's posts by month on wordpress,
I also archived a wordpress that contains the old builds as well.
If you don't want to download it
you can read the spoiler instead.

OasisSandshymin · Dec 26, 2017

PurpleFoxx said:
Dissociative Identity Disorder is rarely diagnosed but it is still in the updated DSM 5..

And yeah, Alex is definitely already making a joke out of mental illness with the way he is handling Ayano's story. It's too bad he doesn't give her more background and character to make her seem human, but instead she is a lifeless mentally ill killing machine with a ridiculous motive.. I guess I shouldn't expect much from a meme factory like yansim though..

Weren't the girls who tried to stab their friend to death for slenderman recently sentenced..? I feel like yansim is the next slender sacrifice waiting to happen with how brainwashed some fans are.. gotta kill for senpai.

Wouldn't schizophrenia fit better for Ayano?

Beard_Chan · Dec 26, 2017

This is a classic "scope creep" project, except its built by an arrogant shoddy programmer. Hes been adhoc adding random things he thinks of here and there, randomly fixing bugs, coming up with new ideas, etc for years now. No focus.

I honestly think at this point hes just milking development and youtube/patreon. More and more time and effort goes into his videos compared to the game. Every month he has some new grand idea for the game that fizzles out or gets half ass done.

I give him credit for making so much money off an incomplete "game", but enough is enough. His fanbase is the worst, they can't see they are being exploited.

Pikimon · Dec 26, 2017

I'm Yogurt said:
Is he even making Osana?

Who the fuck is that

Cheerlead-in-Chief · Dec 26, 2017

Blanche Bleach said:
Geez, I can't stand this girl's singing

I'd rather hear Christine Sing tbh...

LucasSomething · Dec 26, 2017

I think i found a new plothole: If Aoi (dragon eyepatch girl) is somehow so fucking badass that she can physically intimidate 10 armed delinquents then how do these delinquents exist in the first place? He made it clear that the they don't like each other and Aoi takes her job very seriously so again, how are these kids walking around with weapons again? If this council is so godly and powerful then why do they let ANY delinquents walk around?

It's probably another case of "Alex never plans ahead so he creates a new thing that contradicts the previous thing without realizing".

Cheerlead-in-Chief · Dec 26, 2017

sweetpepperfairy said:
'Aoi can intimidate males and females' is not answering the question, Mr. Developer. They asked if it ma

almaden said:

This is a bit old, but this is what you get when you make all your characters either "moe", "edgy" or "mysterious".

View attachment 342446

Click to expand...

I'm gonna throw up my cake after that screengrab.

sweetpepperfairy said:

'Aoi can intimidate males and females' is not answering the question, Mr. Developer. They asked if it matters if it's a delinquent. You know, the 'most dangerous' group of students in the entire school, who follow a leader who is tougher than even Budo? The students that actively carry weaponry and knock other students into comas with that weaponry??

Someone flexing her arms at me and threatening me with pepper spray is not nearly as scary as someone who puts people in a coma with one hit.

Click to expand...

I bet YanDouche completely forgot about the delinquents doing that in his hardcode and was too busy with his precious Student Council Sue Rip-Offs to even improve or even fix their bugs/glitches

Gross phone booth · Dec 26, 2017

LucasSomething said:
I think i found a new plothole: If Aoi (dragon eyepatch girl) is somehow so fucking badass that she can physically intimidate 10 armed delinquents then how do these delinquents exist in the first place? He made it clear that the they don't like each other and Aoi is takes her job very seriously so again, how are these kids walking around with weapons again? If this council is so godly and powerful then why do they ANY delinquents walk around?

It's probably another case of "Alex never plans so he creates a new that contradicts the previous thing".

It's clearly a part of a greater plan, white haired overpowered girl has it all covered, just to stop Ayano.
But seriously, even if it is a part of a plan(he will say it is), why does Megami care so much? And if she cares so much, why doesn't she do something about it earlier? There's something about a deal with someone, look principal line after he shockes Ayano, but it can be also broken really easlily(also look principal). If student council can apprehend her when she just slightly bumps into them, why can't they just do it for no reason and then say she has done something? Did Alex ever say something about this? I know it's spoiling a final boss, but he seems to like doing that.

PurpleFoxx · Dec 26, 2017

OasisSandshymin said:
Wouldn't schizophrenia fit better for Ayano?

That's a really good question!

Actually, she fits into the category of dissocial personality disorder, or as it's more commonly known, antisocial personality disorder. Basically a psychopath. She doesn't have any regard for social norms, regulatory behavior, or other people's feelings. Based on what Alex has shown us, Ayano is also able to trick others into thinking she is a normal, sympathetic individual in order to get what she wants.. psychopaths or people with APD are usually good with that.

those with schizophrenia often are incapable of formulating advanced plots and manipulation, auditory/visual hallucinations and other factors would probably leave her unable to pull these things off. if I had to diagnose her with what I've learned, Antisocial personality disorder/psychopathy definitely fits her like a glove. Sociopaths are the people who torture animals and other kids as children, schizophrenics are often not necessarily dangerous unless they suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.. where they hear voices telling them to hurt people.. they usually are just very mentally ill.

Still, Alex lacks the ability to make her human. He basically has created a puppet as his main character, and why the hell should any of us feel for a puppet or want to accomplish their goals? Especially when Senpai is just as lifeless of a shell as Ayano. He could do something actually interesting with this if he only did some research and fleshed out a believable girl.. if he would include severe childhood trauma, either horrendous loss or sadistic abuse, maybe had her parents try her on a vast array of medications as a child that severely altered and damaged her brain chemistry.. there could be something worthwhile there.
....but right, "Aishi Bloodline" and all that..

Gross phone booth · Dec 26, 2017

PurpleFoxx said:
hy the hell should any of us feel for a puppet or want to accomplish their goals? Especially when Senpai is just as lifeless of a shell as Ayano. He could do something actually interesting with this if he only did some research and fleshed out a believable girl.. if he would include severe childhood trauma, either horrendous loss or sadistic abuse, maybe had her parents try her on a vast array of medications as a child that severely altered and damaged her brain chemistry.. there could be something worthwhile there.

I'm in mood for sperging, sorry.
As cliche as it sounds, some tragic backstory would have worked better and make more sense. In her childhood Ayano was friends with senpai and somehow they both got amnesia and also became pieces of cartboard? Stupid as hell, a little :autism:, but you can still write Megami there(not sure why, but you can)and there's still a bit of a mystery.

Main problem with this whole concept is it doesn't work as a serious, dark game. The story about anime tropes won't work if they are just anime tropes. At this point if Alex doesn't have some twist about them, and he likely doesn't, it will be a meme game. If he just treated it as such, how much better it would be? Right now Alex is in a dead space, he won't make a meme game, because he doesn't like the idea of it. He also won't make a serious game, because of all the youtubers. Speaking of youtubers, they all seem to use the turtle/cheats. Is YanSim this unplayable on its own?

Orhahine · Dec 26, 2017

Gross phone booth said:
I'm in mood for sperging, sorry.
As cliche as it sounds, some tragic backstory would have worked better and make more sense. In her childhood Ayano was friends with senpai and somehow they both got amnesia and also became pieces of cartboard? Stupid as hell, a little :autism:, but you can still write Megami there(not sure why, but you can)and there's still a bit of a mystery.

Main problem with this whole concept is it doesn't work as a serious, dark game. The story about anime tropes won't work if they are just anime tropes. At this point if Alex doesn't have some twist about them, and he likely doesn't, it will be a meme game. If he just treated it as such, how much better it would be? Right now Alex is in a dead space, he won't make a meme game, because he doesn't like the idea of it. He also won't make a serious game, because of all the youtubers. Speaking of youtubers, they all seem to use the turtle/cheats. Is YanSim this unplayable on its own?

A lot of problems in this game have simple solutions. Have Ayano and Senpai meet as children, Ayano gets feelings for him, they disappear soon after and get rekindled when they meet again in high school. It's a bit dumb, but it makes more sense than "he sat in the main character chair™"

And yes, it is. When I played the game, I constantly used cheats such as improve seduction/reputation because it takes the entire debug build (1 week) to get it up to the max, and you need max seduction to get most people to follow you. It's very unbalanced imo.

Trombonista · Dec 26, 2017

almaden said:
This is a bit old, but this is what you get when you make all your characters either "moe", "edgy" or "mysterious".

View attachment 342446

Funnily enough, Akane is actually the name I would give the nurse (instead of Muja, which isn't a Japanese name at all). It's the name of a plant used for red dye and medicine.

LucasSomething · Dec 27, 2017

Gross phone booth said:
It's clearly a part of a greater plan, white haired overpowered girl has it all covered, just to stop Ayano.
But seriously, even if it is a part of a plan(he will say it is), why does Megami care so much? And if she cares so much, why doesn't she do something about it earlier? There's something about a deal with someone, look principal line after he shockes Ayano, but it can be also broken really easlily(also look principal). If student council can apprehend her when she just slightly bumps into them, why can't they just do it for no reason and then say she has done something? Did Alex ever say something about this? I know it's spoiling a final boss, but he seems to like doing that.

"I could answer that but i won't cause it would be a spoiler"- Alex answer to plotholes

Even if there is a plan here it's bullshit and it'll be bullshit. You can't keep selling Megami as this living goddess who is perfect in everyway, can reality warp the entire school and knows everything about Ayano and then tell me she is doing NOTHING. I mean seriously, if the main antagonist is that powerful why isn't she doing anything against me?

Alex is not trying to be consistent or senseful, all he cares about is hyping up the "final boss".

Fox · Dec 27, 2017

LucasSomething said:
"I could answer that but i won't cause it would be a spoiler"- Alex answer to plotholes

Even if there is a plan here it's bullshit and it'll be bullshit. You can't keep selling Megami as this living goddess who is perfect in everyway, can reality warp the entire school and knows everything about Ayano and then tell me she is doing NOTHING. I mean seriously, if the main antagonist is that powerful why isn't she doing anything against me?

Alex is not trying to be consistent or senseful, all he cares about is hyping up the "final boss".

Don't worry, he'll make a video all about it soon. He'll even introduce new ridiculous concepts to defeat her!

EvaSiphon · Dec 27, 2017

Kubz Scouts uploaded a bunch of student council bugs. Apparently you can accidentally kidnap the student council members, turn them into Saki with a glitchy eyepatch, and then still get pepper-sprayed by them after they're already dead.

almaden · Dec 27, 2017

I should really stop checking that subreddit, but it can be hilarious sometimes.
I don’t get how he can complain about fans bombarding him with dumb questions when those are the only ones he answers.

LucasSomething · Dec 27, 2017

EvaSiphon said:
Kubz Scouts uploaded a bunch of student council bugs. Apparently you can accidentally kidnap the student council members, turn them into Saki with a glitchy eyepatch, and then still get pepper-sprayed by them after they're already dead.

See kids, this is why you don't hardcode your entire game with elses and ifs, the pushing/spray has priority over every other action so it happens even if they are mindslaved and on fire.

And when did Alex give the option to peek at info-chan? She looks much less mysterious now that you can simply see her anytime and get a council member to push you through the wall into her room.

Gross phone booth · Dec 27, 2017

LucasSomething said:
push you through the wall into her room

It's not only a problem with Info-chan, it's a problem with all the fucking walls. It's not a new problem either, I remeber playing and picking up a corpse from another side of the wall, so its neck streched. I guess if he did fix that, after the council member pushes you, you'd stop on a wall, too close to the council member, she pushes you again, you stop at a wall, rinse and repeat, till she peper sprays you.

EDIT: I thought of something concerning Megami. Right now, a lot of methods of eliminating students require befriending them. You have to befriend them to befriend them(kill me), betray them, kidnap them and also just keep them off some places. The thing that intrests me the most is matchmaking tho. Could you befriend Megami and somehow find her a boyfriend? What would that even give you? If you can't befriend her, that would cut a lot of the game. Megami just makes me really angry, she just doesn't make any sense.

doyoulikebread · Dec 27, 2017

I don’t think matchmaking would make a lot of sense as an option for Megami since she’s not trying to get with Sempai, she’s trying to stop you from killing (as far as I know anyway). But I have no idea what she’s trying to stop you from if you decide to go pacifist. Did Alex mention alternative routes or motives for Megami if you do a pacifist run?

almaden · Dec 27, 2017

doyoulikebread said:
I don’t think matchmaking would make a lot of sense as an option for Megami since she’s not trying to get with Sempai, she’s trying to stop you from killing (as far as I know anyway). But I have no idea what she’s trying to stop you from if you decide to go pacifist. Did Alex mention alternative routes or motives for Megami if you do a pacifist run?

99.99% chance that Megami’s “suitor” is the Science club leader.
It’s “hinted” [read: blatantly stated] both on reddit and in his character profile that he is not interested in her romantically but needs her as a stepping stone to take over her family’s corporation. So I’m pretty sure that Alex already has some weird creepy plans for matchmaking Megami since he seems to like her more than any other rival.

Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

Getting killed by real-life yandere

Making cookies

Attachments

Exceptionally Overachieving Mexican

Literally Ass-Raped By Shideon's Katana: 2 (ouch)

Literally Ass-Raped By Shideon's Katana: 2 (ouch)

favorite tourist attraction

mask on, mask off

favorite tourist attraction

I'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com

Nice Summer!

What? You can DM people on this site?

definitely a placeholder

favorite tourist attraction

definitely a placeholder