Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Mature.

No amount of his justification will excuse the fact that this is fucking sad.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Hundreds of hours, plural. Shit. Even assuming the bare minimum of hundreds, IE two-hundred exactly, that's about sixty-six watches of Batman V Superman. Good fucking God, I have never seen an autistic obsession on this scale. It's just a fucking movie, you waste of flesh.

 

[Flexo]

Mature.

Fuck you, Bob, we know you didn't read the book nor do you have any idea what it's about. You are just jealous JD Vance has sold WAY more copies than all of your books put together.

Hundreds of hours, plural. Shit. Even assuming the bare minimum of hundreds, IE two-hundred exactly, that's about sixty-six watches of Batman V Superman. Good fucking God, I have never seen an autistic obsession on this scale. It's just a fucking movie, you waste of flesh.

Now who ever heard of Bob exaggerating things for effect? Or using hyperbole?

Speaking of South Park, have I mentioned that one of my favorite episodes is sarcastiball?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Now who ever heard of Bob exaggerating things for effect? Or using hyperbole?

I don't know. Bob is so fucking deranged I could believe that he would obsessively watch and rewatch scene after scene of this fucking movie. Although if he starts talking about lifting five ton doghouses I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Hundreds of hours, plural. Shit. Even assuming the bare minimum of hundreds, IE two-hundred exactly, that's about sixty-six watches of Batman V Superman. Good fucking God, I have never seen an autistic obsession on this scale. It's just a fucking movie, you waste of flesh.

What I want to know is how he'd still get things factually wrong about the movie even if he's exaggerating. I get that he only looks at it to be angry but stuff should've clicked after a while even unintentionally. That's astonishingly bad comprehension if it's not intentional misinformation.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

What I want to know is how he'd still get things factually wrong about the movie even if he's exaggerating. I get that he only looks at it to be angry but stuff should've clicked after a while even unintentionally. That's astonishingly bad comprehension.

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[Kyria the Great]

Hundreds of hours, plural. Shit. Even assuming the bare minimum of hundreds, IE two-hundred exactly, that's about sixty-six watches of Batman V Superman. Good fucking God, I have never seen an autistic obsession on this scale. It's just a fucking movie, you waste of flesh.

The way Bob gets angry over Batman V Superman is the level of hatred he should have over someone raping his mother, for fucks sake get over it. I have actually heard that the Ultimate Edition of BvS is actually far superior much like the extended cut of Watchmen, the latter which I actually enjoyed despite some flaws.

Also have to love that Bob is a kind of person that says that box office doesn't matter until it fits his narrative. Enough though TLJ is on track to make an excess of 1billion, it should at least bring up serious questions when half of the audience didn't like it and your trilogy has two different directors, but what do I know? I should concede to Community College Degree Bob on this one because critics are all knowing.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob outsmarted you this time, Jaimas. He doesn't even have a neck!

So that's chest hair spreading onto his face?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

The way Bob gets angry over Batman V Superman is the level of hatred he should have over someone raping his mother, for fucks sake get over it.

This is the man who compared the cultural impact of The Wizard to 9/11 without a hint of irony. Your comparison is probably closer to the truth than it ever should be.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

No amount of his justification will excuse the fact that this is fucking sad.

Notice that Bob completely ignored Angry Joe's point and went after the guy who openly defended BvS. And if nothing else, Joe's actually right; people go on and on about how shitty Transformers and the like are and yet they make obscene amounts of money. But Bob says nothing about it and goes after someone else.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I feel sorry for Planet Earth for the amount of fuel used and waste generated to get him off ground.

Anytime I think of "Bob In Space" my mind drifts back to the original Planet Hulk story line. You know wher ethe smartest scientists in the world blast Bob... I mean Hulk into space for the benefit and survival of humanity. (basically humans dumping our trash into Aliens backyard so we don't have to deal with it.)

why am I suddenly thinking of the Star Trek Original Series episode with the planet of the Space Nazi's, built by the lost earthling?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Notice that Bob completely ignored Angry Joe's point and went after the guy who openly defended BvS. And if nothing else, Joe's actually right; people go on and on about how shitty Transformers and the like are and yet they make obscene amounts of money. But Bob says nothing about it and goes after someone else.

That is because 1. he might actually face a real shitstorm getting into a Twitter fight with AngryJoe and his followers and 2. Bob is a passive aggressive dick that feels like it is heresy to even like elements of BvS.

 

[AnOminous]

Anytime I think of "Bob In Space" my mind drifts back to the original Planet Hulk story line.

I just think of Pigs in Space from the Muppet Show.

Because.

He's.

FAT!

 

[Flexo]

Also have to love that Bob is a kind of person that says that box office doesn't matter until it fits his narrative. Enough though TLJ is on track to make an excess of 1billion, it should at least bring up serious questions when half of the audience didn't like it and your trilogy has two different directors, but what do I know? I should concede to Community College Degree Bob on this one because critics are all knowing.

I can post numbers later but apparently TLJ seems to be dropping in BO revenue faster than TFA, meaning that even if it makes a billion dollars, the higher ups are concerned because it took longer to get there and may not reach the full total TFA did. None of that is what you want to see from your cash cow.

Though I do feel sorry for some of the toy makers. Spending all this money to create figures and ships that ultimately accomplish nothing in the movies and are going to rot on the shelves of the dollar stores. 2018 is going to be interesting with the reckoning that should be approaching Star Wars....

 

[AnOminous]

It pisses me off this idiot calls himself "MovieBob" when he clearly doesn't even understand movies.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It pisses me off this idiot calls himself "MovieBob" when he clearly doesn't even understand movies.

What would you suggest? "LardBob" as a pun off his Superiority thing and the accent?

 

[RodgerDodger]

It pisses me off this idiot calls himself "MovieBob" when he clearly doesn't even understand movies.

I reasonable case can be made that he doesn't understand "Bob's" either.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

It pisses me off this idiot calls himself "MovieBob" when he clearly doesn't even understand movies.

If his title was based on understanding something than he probably wouldn’t even be “The Bob.”

Ffs he couldn’t even be “FoodBob” or “EatingBob” because if he understood how to do those things right he wouldn’t weigh half of what he is now!

 

[Clay Claymore]

Forget space colonies. Bob is making some bold assumptions thinking that a jetpack would be able to carry his girth around.

I read your comment and this just automatically came to mind. Am I wrong to assume this would happen if Bob tried to use a jet pack?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Notice that Bob completely ignored Angry Joe's point and went after the guy who openly defended BvS. And if nothing else, Joe's actually right; people go on and on about how shitty Transformers and the like are and yet they make obscene amounts of money. But Bob says nothing about it and goes after someone else.

Bob will cherry pick his opponents in order to make himself look good. But we can see through his bullshit. Joe was calling for him, not the other guy. In fact I want to ask why would Joe even want to associate himself with the fascist asshole that's moviebob.

Ironically he was made himself look like a bigger dumbass by ignoring Joe's point. So there's that.

I can post numbers later but apparently TLJ seems to be dropping in BO revenue faster than TFA, meaning that even if it makes a billion dollars, the higher ups are concerned because it took longer to get there and may not reach the full total TFA did. None of that is what you want to see from your cash cow.

Though I do feel sorry for some of the toy makers. Spending all this money to create figures and ships that ultimately accomplish nothing in the movies and are going to rot on the shelves of the dollar stores. 2018 is going to be interesting with the reckoning that should be approaching Star Wars....

Well..the fanbase has gone out of their way to make a witch hunt anybody interested on the film, or even talking about it in a good light. So there's a possible explanation.