Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

So you're praising George Lucas for creating the idea of a fuccboi.
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Does Bob think George Lucas invented or at least popularized that kind of character? "Attractive emotionally stunted young men" aren't really that rare in fiction and even real life.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

So you're praising George Lucas for creating the idea of a fuccboi.

Not really? The "bad boy' character has existed for centuries in literature. I'd say Bob probably never read Wuthering Heights but that would imply he actually read at all. And it's existed for a long time in film; it's why James Dean was so popular and why the archetype was in dozens of 80s movies.

Bob's pulling this out of his ass.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Bob's pulling this out of his ass.

He definitely has a lot of room in there to store all his ass-pulls.

 

[elder god]

Sure. Fucking sure.

Ah yes, the Souperiar futur that blob envisions, and what is it?

Basic income and a jetpack so blob doesn't have to work or even need to walk from his computer to his fridge anymore, can you get more pathetic.

I don't know about Adam Driver being the Crow, but I'd rather him than a woman crowbared into the character because "FEMALE REPRESENTATION!!!!!!!!!" But honestly, the Crow doesn't need a remake, its still fine to watch, theres no need to update it

 

[RockVolnutt]

Since secularism is part of his Superior Future, I wonder how Bob envisions the whole "Muslim" business will take care of itself since he also wants them to take over Europe and get that "white people" problem solved. They're not going to all jump to atheism once in this Superior Society, in fact it'd take ages for Islam to go through what happened to Christianity in the west considering the history of Islam. You know, time that Bob previously claimed we "do not have" in waiting for the Superior Future to happen.

Does this mean the Elites who run the Superior Future will have to bring the hammer down on anyone still practicing a certain religion? That didn't end well the other times...

 

[Mola Ram]

lol good.

I was never under the impression that foam mattresses are really a "superior future" thing.

Holy shit, Bob is so fucking ghetto he sleeps on a foam mattress. What's your sleep number, Bob? -4?

Remember this, O my children, when you feel like you want to A-Log Bob: he sleeps on a foam mattress so cheap it firms up when it gets real cold.

 

[Flying McDaniels]

He's talking about memory foam. Basically it means he's got either back problems or sleep apnea. Or both.

Considering his health and weight it would be amazing if he didn't have both, really.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Yeah, good luck with your autistic dreams.

I am genuinely trying to understand where Bob gets his obsession and understanding of UBI? Is he one of those tards that watch TED Talks and thinks he knows what he is talking about?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Why can't the internet be an echo chamber for meeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

 

[AnOminous]

I legitimately think that we are seeing the exact same mindset that drove the likes of Hitler

This is why he is a lolcow and not an actually dangerous person, though.

Nobody is ever going to elect this fat fuck to any position where he does anything.

His status as a basement dweller is permanent. He is not ever going to have any place in a country's capitol. He is nothing but a lolcow with Hitleresque ideals. Nobody pays any attention to what this moron thinks other than us.

 

[Jaimas]

A tragic chord of self-loathing runs through this lolcow.

Though he never publicly acknowledges it, at his core he can never escape it. We know this because mentioning it drives him insane.

No, Chipman, you are the neckbeard.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Yeah, good luck with your autistic dreams.
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Blob is making some bold assumptions if he honestly believes that he is ever going to live to see mankind colonize the solar system. Bolder still is his belief that globalists neocons like HRC even want to build space colonies. No, they are more interested in their social engineering projects than they are of any meaningful technological advancement. Hell, I'm guessing the reason why they would want to institute anything like a UBI is to create a voting bloc of people dependent on them for their own survival. The main reason why Bob wants a UBI is so that the taxpayer will play for his Nintendo games and tickets to whatever MCU film is released that month.

As for the mechanization of "non-intellectual labour," I honestly think Bob wants the rest of humanity to as obese and sedentary as he is.

"Why can't the internet be an echo chamber for meeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
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Oh, Blob. The same thing could happen to you and no one would speak up on your behalf because you are such a hateful, useless cunt.

 

[RockVolnutt]

A tragic chord of self-loathing runs through this lolcow.

Though he never publicly acknowledges it, at his core he can never escape it. We know this because mentioning it drives him insane.

No, Chipman, you are the neckbeard.

Bob outsmarted you this time, Jaimas. He doesn't even have a neck!

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Blob is making some bold assumptions if he honestly believes that he is ever going to live to see mankind colonize the solar system.

Forget space colonies. Bob is making some bold assumptions thinking that a jetpack would be able to carry his girth around.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Forget space colonies. Bob is making some bold assumptions thinking that a jetpack would be able to carry his girth around.

I feel sorry for the jetpack that has to launch his ass

 

[Positron]

I feel sorry for Planet Earth for the amount of fuel used and waste generated to get him off ground.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I feel sorry for Planet Earth for the amount of fuel used and waste generated to get him off ground.

Remember that episode of Futurama with the ball of trash? Bob's that ball of trash.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Remember that episode of Futurama with the ball of trash? Bob's that ball of trash.

The gravitational force generated by Bob's mass would attract all the space debris in orbit towards him and clear the space ways. Bob can finally be useful! The major downside I see is Bob's ass getting tidally locked to Earth and get TWO full moons.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

As someone who never watched it growing up, is South Park as big of a deal as Bob makes it out to be? Bob always makes it sound like some revolutionary thing that changed the way everyone looks at the world but I thought the only notable thing is with how often they push the censors and that's about it.

Depends on how you view it. Which in Bob's case is as "a super cereal satire that offends me!". The show itself mocks everyone and everything, itself included, with no one really left out of the equation (except for season 20, and we all know how that turned out).

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Forget space colonies. Bob is making some bold assumptions thinking that a jetpack would be able to carry his girth around.

He'd need Harkonnen's hover-chair.