- Joined
- Jan 5, 2015
I have a hunch the jeep owners on my street love to fuck them in secret.
With a fidget spinner.
With a fidget spinner.
Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker
- Thread starter The Oddball from MLW
- Start date
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2016
I'm actually Australian, so we are cunts. But in Japan, it's not that they are less judgemental - they are plenty judgemental, they are just more sectional about perversity. For example you would try not to link your actual identity to your perversity. You have an inner identity and an outer identity. You would try not to be "the tentacle porn section manager" in your company, for example. Something that is lost of a lot of Americans.
So how do you feel about Bumpety Boo?
- Joined
- Feb 29, 2016
Thread is finally starting to ripen. I'll consider this the only upside to waking up at 3:30 a.m. today.
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2016
Least I got to spend time in a thread that didn't devolve into crazy shitflinging from the lolcow themself, compared to 99% of the other times.
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2016
Plus, it hasn’t turned out that @Half-dude puts car masks on children and then fornicates with them or wears Cars-branded diapers while calling a Model T “daddy”, so he’s actually way less degenerate than 75 percent of our current cow lineup.
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2015
tbh planes would be more flexible for certain... Activities, compared cars. But that's just me.
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2016
tbh planes would be more flexible for certain... Activities, compared cars. But that's just me.
His human girlfriend likes planes.
https://lightconcorde.deviantart.com/
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2015
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2015
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2016
Why did you break up? Was it because she felt like a third wheel? Or, I guess, a fifth wheel?
- Joined
- Feb 29, 2016
Did she settle for a guy with something a bit more exotic than a HYUNDAI ACCENT? Sorry for your loss Bubby.
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2015
Well her being across the ocean would be a big reason. The other, that she turned out to be cripplingly paranoid and untrusting that even after a month or so of talking she refused to get skype, use voice chat, use any sort of IM at all. Also that it was like pulling teeth to even get he to send me any pictures or videos of her period.
You try dating someone that you never see, hear, touch, or talk to in real time.
You try dating someone that you never see, hear, touch, or talk to in real time.
J
JB 236
Guest
kiwifarms.net
How comes you could get a gf when you draw cracked shit like this.
I am legit curious if you just picked up some fucking retard and brought her to live with you. Because I am trying to figure out how someone who draws shit like this is not totally mental and dates women.
You are mental lad and the very first post was a money gathering post which I find fucking stupid. Cut that shit out.
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2015
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2015
So should I just leave or something? If you guys don't want me here I'll gladly leave. But I'm not going to talk to you if we can't have civilized conversation.
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2015
Nah stay we need to observe you more for scientific reasons.
ForgottenAcct
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 26, 2017
So, does your carfu ever catch you looking at other vehicles? I heard the S550 has hips for days, and don't even get me started on this.
- Joined
- Feb 29, 2016
I hate to say it... but thats because it was probably a MAN. Stick with the cars, they are much less deceptive.
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2016
@Half-dude, this might have been asked before, but do you have a job? What are your long-term plans for the future?
- Joined
- Nov 27, 2016
Who wants you to leave? Only slack-jawed troglodytes who get their jollies by feeling superior to internet randoms. Stay, tell us more about your art.