Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
He's too dumb to realize he could have put his songs and his seizures set to music on Youtube. He still wouldn't get an audience with Taylor, but maybe he could get Rebecca Black famous for 15 minutes.
Rebecca Black ended up in Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" music video, which is well beyond any sort of recognition Rust would get.
 
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...uh huh, sure Russell...
 
Did this first screenshot make it here? He deleted it pretty quickly
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Good. Russell's getting real thirsty. This usually comes before the "she's ignoring me" meltdown.

I gotta say he's gone through this holiday season in peak lolcow form and this'll ensure things will carry on into 2018.
...thus, he thinks Perry should be happy to hear about how he tried to serve Taylor a swift comeuppance,
I see what you did there. :tomgirl:

I had to google up their beef. I feel as though I've gotten closer to the autism.

I'm sure we can all imagine Perry using a handicapped person to get a dig in on TS. Yeah, that'll go down really well.
 
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Holy hell people! 561 pages? This is going to take me a very long time to read through. So what's new? Who is he accusing of discrimination for not going down on him this time?

Nice Guy Syndrome is a hell of a drug.


Well he has started getting himself worked up over packages he has sent to Katy Perry. It seems he is starting his cycle again for the new year.
 
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Katy Perry you say?!?

Don't give up Greer! Follow your dreams! I'm sure this time it's bound to work! Don't forget to suggest she has to sleep with you or she's being an abelist bigot. Only then can she see what a stand up gentleman you really are.
 
Katy Perry you say?!?

Don't give up Greer! Follow your dreams! I'm sure this time it's bound to work! Don't forget to suggest she has to sleep with you or she's being an abelist bigot. Only then can she see what a stand up gentleman you really are.

If Russell was smart he'd find someone before they became famous. It's what I did. Who knows. he may have better luck and they'll stay with him.

He's probably just blocking all the Canadians or something.

If he wants to start hitting on Justin Bieber Canadians aren't going to care. He's free this year after Gomez left him.
 
If I was a documentary filmmaker, I’d definitely turn my cameras toward Russ. I watch a lot of docustyle footage, including recently an odd one last night about competitive tickling.

I think Russ would fit right in. He’d make a fascinating subject, and would probably love the idea himself and so would cooperate. He’s done enough weird stuff and posted enough to make a movie-the answer would be why? Why does he never give up, failure after failure? We’d get the background of his family, his work, his places he lived, and he’d be all to eager to blame it on Swift.

The only issue would be his pestering when it’s time to edit. Don’t think he’d ever leave you alone. And no matter what you said to him, he’s gonna believe this will get him his dream meeting with Taylor, but when it comes out and he doesn’t, there will be a lawsuit. Anyway, That’s a movie I’d watch. I know it’s shocking that a Kiwi likes documentaries about weirdos, but there you go. :).

I'm sure someone could convince him to "star" in a documentary if they said it would help him get Taylors attention.

Also, off-topic, but I know exactly what documentary you're talking about, and it's absolutely incredible. Highly recommended (can't remember the name though)
 
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And why do you suppose that is?
I can see him venmo-ing his sister a buck on the morning of her wedding then spending the rest of the day raging on her FB page because he wasn't invited. The first thing won't happen. But the second is a distinct possibility.

I guess this shows how much he spoke with his family on Christmas.
 
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And why do you suppose that is?

I imagine if they thought they could pull off the entire wedding before telling him they would have. You can't not invite him, but having him there is just as dangerous. I feel for whoever they sit him next to, especially if they're female...

Who am I kidding, kid's table all the way.
 
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