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Kermit the Frog said:
Hmm, Phil actually wasn't bullshitting about mentioning brownies in a pre-stream, though he probably was just guessing he did.
Another knock against the whore story being real.



This bitch needs to provide SOME evidence instead of this nonsense. Couldn't even give us the date of that message?
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If you ask me the most unbelievable part of the story is that phil got laid.
 
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What bugs the fuck out of me is the real girlfriend angle. Maybe I'm a sucker but there is absolutely zero way he has a girlfriend. There is just too much inconvenient truth of escorts and timelines and his questionable stories about her and distractions to believe him. What bothers me is that this is one time he would be unequivocally lying. Not tiptoeing around definitions, not tinkering in the margins of truth - just flat out fucking lying. And hard too. I would love Kim to blow his shit up of course, because that shit is funny, but it would be nuclear to prove he has no real girlfriend. Remember, escort does not mean no girlfriend.
 
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HansGruber said:
What bugs the fuck out of me is the real girlfriend angle. Maybe I'm a sucker but there is absolutely zero way he has a girlfriend. There is just too much inconvenient truth of escorts and timelines and his questionable stories about her and distractions to believe him. What bothers me is that this is one time he would be unequivocally lying. Not tiptoeing around definitions, not tinkering in the margins of truth - just flat out fucking lying. And hard too. I would love Kim to blow his shit up of course, because that shit is funny, but it would be nuclear to prove he has no real girlfriend. Remember, escort does not mean no girlfriend.
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Honestly the funniest thing would be if he really DID have a girlfriend and she dumps him because he's been fucking an escort. He'd be the far shorter, goutier Dr Disrespect.
 
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xenomorph said:
I love how Phil took the "you know there are worse things going on in the world" angle.
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There's a red flag if I ever saw one.

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or at least someone to provide some financial support and someone to run to when things are stressful about your gaming career
 
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Phil's cookies.

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Martha Stewart's espresso cookies

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Ghiradelli brownies.

Anyways, yes. Phil did mention baking brownies on prestream and the mystery woman said 'baking dutch brownies' but honestly at this point, in the end, troll or legit, there's been efficient enough drama, hilarity, Phil freakouts and especially BSV freakouts that it's all been worth it. If it turns out to be legit then wow, if it turns out to be a troll then don't feel like you were fooled because the lolcow was still sufficiently milked from all this. In fact if it turns out to be a troll I'd end up applauding them for being THAT good at this.
 
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OneDaySon said:
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Phil's cookies.

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Martha Stewart's espresso cookies

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Ghiradelli brownies.

Anyways, yes. Phil did mention baking brownies on prestream and the mystery woman said 'baking dutch brownies' but honestly at this point, in the end, troll or legit, there's been efficient enough drama, hilarity, Phil freakouts and especially BSV freakouts that it's all been worth it. If it turns out to be legit then wow, if it turns out to be a troll then don't feel like you were fooled because the lolcow was still sufficiently milked from all this. In fact if it turns out to be a troll I'd end up applauding them for being THAT good at this.
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Agreed, this is like one step above Liquid Chris trolling.
 
He's actually ironically causing more drama by hiding his girlfriend. Assuming he has a real life one. If he just told his fans her first name, how they met and showed her face it'd probably be less of a shit show. Or even give her a nick name or something.
 
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