Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[theshep]

Well, that's just about all the confirmation I need that he didn't visit the family for Christmas.

I wonder how Taylor Swift was able to manipulate his family into keeping the information from him? It's always Taylor's fault, right?

 

[DrJonesHat]

I imagine if they thought they could pull off the entire wedding before telling him they would have. You can't not invite him, but having him there is just as dangerous. I feel for whoever they sit him next to, especially if they're female...

Who am I kidding, kid's table all the way.

They don't have to invite him if they think he's going to ruin his sister's special day. He's such a narcissist that you know he'll try to make himself the center of attention. A wedding is supposed to be the most important day of your life, and no one, not even family has the right to tarnish it. Russ is incapable of telling when he's not wanted (always) so he'll show up unless he's specifically told to stay away, and even then, he might show up.

I wonder how Taylor Swift was able to manipulate his family into keeping the information from him? It's always Taylor's fault, right?

Oh, she used me as a cutout to pass on the message to not tell him. The Swiftiracy is everywhere and nowhere.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

They should let Russell be the ring bearer.

 

[theshep]

They don't have to invite him if they think he's going to ruin his sister's special day. He's such a narcissist that you know he'll try to make himself the center of attention. A wedding is supposed to be the most important day of your life, and no one, not even family has the right to tarnish it.

I imagine it would be a Mormon Temple Wedding. Perhaps that's how they were justifying it. A small family, "Temple Recommend Holding" type of affair. (Never mind about the actual wedding reception afterwards!)

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Russ is incapable of telling when he's not wanted (always) so he'll show up unless he's specifically told to stay away, and even then, he might show up.

He's also incapable of driving himself anywhere, and lacks any sort of friends who'd be willing to drive him. He'd have to Uber or Lyft, assuming he hasn't been banned from those services.

 

[Pony Horn]

At least one person doesn't want him at the wedding. Probably the sister since the sister would have told him asap if she had wanted him there. Who knows how anyone else feels?

They should let Russell be the ring bearer.

"The precious!"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I imagine it would be a Mormon Temple Wedding. Perhaps that's how they were justifying it. A small family, "Temple Recommend Holding" type of affair. (Never mind about the actual wedding reception afterwards!)

I guess the engaged sister is from his adopted family, the one who still visits with him (not the bio sister in LA who wanted nothing to do with him).

The temple wedding would be a good way to keep Russ away from the ceremony, perfect in fact. But the reception? God what a nightmare for the sister. Russ would creep on every bridesmaid and single woman there and you know he would be showing off all his cool moves on the dance floor too. Poor sis, there’s no way he won’t ruin the reception if she ends up inviting him.

He’d Ruin it for her, but I’d sure as hell go to a reception to watch all the myriad of ways Russ makes an absolute ass of himself. Crying shame booze isn’t allowed at Mormon weddings so guests could get loaded and gawk at Russ’s antics.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I seem to remember that non-mormons can't even enter the temple.

I can't imagine it's any different for ex-mormons who have been officially excommunicated. Especially for the type of behavior that got Russ disowned.

 

[CausticMinory]

I seem to remember that non-mormons can't even enter the temple.

Especially not ex-mormons who have been officially excommunicated.

Wasn't he excommunicated at birth by his parents anyway? (Given up for adoption while his sister wasn't.) besides I'm sure they didn't want him passing out his book to every guest there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I seem to remember that non-mormons can't even enter the temple.

Especially not ex-mormons who have been officially excommunicated.

Non-Mormons are not allowed at temple wedding ceremonies, very strict policy. It’s awkward for a couple when one converted to marry a Mormon and then had to tell their entire non-Mormon family they aren’t allowed at the wedding. Only Mormons in Good standing, with paperwork to prove it, are allowed at temple wedding ceremonies. It apparently akin to the secret mason ceremonies, which Joesph Smith took inspiration from, and Mormons are not suppose to discuss what goes on at the big SLC temple weddings.

Hell, you have to have a temple recommend merely to enter the big main temple in SLC. It attracts lots of tourists who are surprised to discover they aren’t allowed in the door to see it unless they are Mormon and have a recommend in hand to enter the building.

 

[theshep]

Hell, you have to have a temple recommend merely to enter the big main temple in SLC. It attracts lots of tourists who are surprised to discover they aren’t allowed in the door to see it unless they are Mormon and have a recommend in hand to enter the building.

That's right! It's only the most devout, obedient, non-tea, coffee and alcohol drinking, fully paid up members! Russell wouldn't make the grade even if he was still a member of the Church!

 

[The Great Citracett]

All you kiwis ready to ring in the new Greer?

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

He's also incapable of driving himself anywhere, and lacks any sort of friends who'd be willing to drive him. He'd have to Uber or Lyft, assuming he hasn't been banned from those services.

Actually, I think Russell has been banned from his local lyft.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Actually, I think Russell has been banned from his local lyft.

He was, but he was also bragging at one point how he's sidestepped it by changing his username or phone number or however you'd go about it.

 

[norbo]

Oh dear God. Karlita! Shut off all the electronics. Close your blinds. Move. Change your number. Just fucking RUN

 

[Slick Bridges]

If he is not allowed in the temple for the wedding that really is the perfect get out. I wouldn't be surprised if he still got an invite (or at least not being specifically disinvited) to the reception though, unless they hold it somewhere the same excuse carries over. It seems pretty clear he did not see them for Christmas, but Christmas at least comes around every year and he still has at least the possibility of being invited to the next one. His sister's wedding, especially in a religious family, should be a once in a lifetime event and you are risking permanently burning that bridge if you don't let him take part whatsoever, despite all the risks he embodies. That said, there is still time for him to really lose it. I'm excited for the potential that 2018 holds for new and unseen levels of bamboonery.

 

[Deadpool]

Oh dear God. Karlita! Shut off all the electronics. Close your blinds. Move. Change your number. Just fucking RUN

If she did that how could she continue catfishing him?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Given how Russell has reacted to news about people he knew getting engaged, his sister wasn't going to be an exception, and I was honestly waiting for the news of her engagement simply for his reaction alone. Him being kept in the dark about it is no different than him whining about the news on Facebook, so it didn't disappoint.

So I guess we can say Russell is officially and completely on his own now that his sister's been "taken".

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[theshep]

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"Now listen son, I need to tell you that your sister is getting married. You won't be coming"