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It's because his desperation to gain positive attention from trolling Chris for years has finally backfired on him, and it's biting him in the ass really hard.
Whoops! Too late!
Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
It's because his desperation to gain positive attention from trolling Chris for years has finally backfired on him, and it's biting him in the ass really hard.
Whoops! Too late!
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Should we replace the a-log rating with a nice Hirtes sticker?.............nah, we would only be giving this poor old fart the attention he craves.
because, he wishes he was one of the cool kids.
because, he wishes he was one of the cool kids.
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More autistic than Chris-chan, hell, Mikey's more predictable than Chris-chan at the very least. All the "they're all furries", the really transparent samefagging, the wearing out his welcome in record time, it's all the same pattern he's been doing for, what, thirty years now?
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Hirtes sperging on /cow/ earned him a thread. The OP is meh, but hirtes is still spergin
https://8ch.net/cow/res/304360.html
https://8ch.net/cow/res/304360.html
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What a goldmine of lolcow goodness!
Here something I have found from this thread:
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Hm. So Hirtes went to /cow/ to bitch about this place...
... now where will he go to bitch about /cow/?
... now where will he go to bitch about /cow/?
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How could anyone mistake a @yawning sneasel for a @Null? They both have really tight boipussies but you couldn't mistake them for each other because they're both incredibly hot in different ways.
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Hirtes is a
Yeah its why he won't post here even though his account remains unbanned.
And by his account I mean at least 2 of his socks are still usable.
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im sure he is still posting here.
How long until him and Weston Sharpensteen form a DDlb relationship
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If he was here he'd let us know by sperging out harder than anyone else in the immediate vicinity.
That's their New Years Resolution.
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I don't understand why Hirtes doesn't get that being a complete asshole to his detractors is only digging him deeper, or where he got this whole idea that we have some strange superiority complex. Of course, there's only one explanation:
:autism:
I'll give him a week.
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I thought Hirtes was mad, but that wall of text explaining how not mad he is convinced me otherwise.
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I'm now convinced that Michael Hirtes is an awesome guy who never did anything wrong and is just being persecuted for no raisin because of his glorious and righteous mission of yelling at an autistic man he's never met.
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I'm also convinced he's not fat, and he is probably actually very physically fit and in very good health.
How is "Weston Sharpensteen" even a name? Oy vey!
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Dude he fucking owned us so hard here I'm gonna have to walk away this guy has so much self awareness and he's not angry at all just destroying us with hard cutting razor wit. Dudes got ethos, pathos, and logos up the wazzoo
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Truly he is the ubermensch, destroying us through text while he sits in his semen-stained fursuit eating bags of cheetos.
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