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neger psykolog said:
imho avatar doesn't matter when he seems to consistently make suggestions and points on that forum that actually help dsp. the rest of them just seem to want to be buzzards.
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Nothing can help DSP at this point. If anyone sees anything as "help" for him, they are already drinking the DSP koolaid and it is too late for them.

AnOminous said:
For some reason the concept of this gave me a bit of a giggle. Was it the same guy? Or does he just have a habit of running in front of cars and getting run over?
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He has a habit of just running around in open fields and never checking his surroundings so he gets run over. He drove his boat right next to someone in another boat and got gunned down and then complained about it.
 
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AnOminous said:
For some reason the concept of this gave me a bit of a giggle. Was it the same guy? Or does he just have a habit of running in front of cars and getting run over?
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Imagine the first 10 minutes of a PUBG match but for the entire fucking match. Well that's all that happens on a Phil stream, he collects gear, runs around and dies as soon as he meets anyone on the map.
 
Throwback to dis comment from KGhaleon in April 2017:
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Phil's Emergency list for the future:

2018: "Wow more taxes!"

2019: "I need a new computer! Don't you want me to stream in crystal clear 4K resolution!"

2020: "My house is haunted dude! I need to pay someone to come get them out!"

2021: "TAPS didn't get rid of them, it made them stronger! I need to get someone else out here!"

2022: *head spins around emitting an evil laugh* "I need an exorcism guys. And to the people donating to the demon, you are obviously fucking trolls. How could he ever be better than me! Hehe so stoopid!"

2023: "Guys there was another set of taxes I was never aware of *puts his hands on his head* Oh god! I just want to play games and share an experience"

2024: "If you want top quality gameplay I need to buy the new Amazon Home for about 20,000 dollars. It cooks, it cleans, it does everything. Meaning *pause for effect* I can spend more time streaming!"

2025: "This is a really big problem guys. I have the unfortunate luck of owning one of the "rogue" Amazon Homes. Now ladies and gentleman I need to pay to get this piece of shit uninstall- *feed cuts out*"

2026: *In a Robotic Voice* "Guys I really need your help. I am now stuck in this meatsack you call Phil. I need to pay Amazon to come disconnect me from this body."
 
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BallBuster said:
He has a habit of just running around in open fields and never checking his surroundings so he gets run over. He drove his boat right next to someone in another boat and got gunned down and then complained about it.
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There was a pretty decent amount of material for a TIHYDP from last night. The sequence where he lay prone in the same spot for ten minutes, failed to kill a guy who was less than three feet away from him and then got shot in the back by the same guy because he was unknowingly lying in front of a window the entire time was a particular highlight.
 
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Phoebe Cates said:
There was a pretty decent amount of material for a TIHYDP from last night. The sequence where he lay prone in the same spot for ten minutes, failed to kill a guy who was less than three feet away from him and then got shot in the back by the same guy because he was unknowingly lying in front of a window the entire time was a particular highlight.
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I missed that one. But the whole, "I think that's a guy in a boat too. It is, let's drive by him. (Gets shot 5+ times as he drives by). DOOD! He shot me once and insta-killed me!" Was beautiful.
 
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I'm actually fairly excited for him to hit the stretch goal for two reasons.
1. From what I hear about Konami claiming videos there's going to be so much bitching on his part, it would be great if he beat one of the games and then didn't play the second game because "muh youtube ad revenue"
2. He thinks that him playing and redeeming his runs is such a big deal for various reasons, when really all that's likely to happen is another tihydp which is just normal fare.
 
xenomorph said:
Phil used to work for a predatory lender. He learned how to doubletalk and lie on a whim to get people to give them money for predatory loans that he knew they would be worse off for getting. He learned this and he has no empathy for anyone but himself. He would fuck his own Mother over to save his hide, he is an insect.
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I'm sure you meant to say "Fuck OVER" and not just fuck. Right? RIGHT?!

HansGruber said:
I just watched this man earn $3000 dollars for literally pissing and moaning about a game he hates and sucks at for hours. (god I need a new hobby) I am now ready to believe these fine individuals no longer care what they are giving money for and just do it to annoy the crap out of detractors.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/discl...ly-leads-to-him-getting-more-donations.36962/

More reason to suspect the whore is in on it. It's like this shit has to be spelled out for you guys.
 
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Pure Snort said:
likely to happen is another tihydp which is just normal fare.
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Possibly not even that, considering most modern games Phil runs are bloated with reading shoutouts and being handheld by the chat. The originals were about 2-3 hours, but you could sum up the fail in this one in 30 mins. Maybe comparing key moments from the past run, but that's it.
 
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Rare Drop said:
Possibly not even that, considering most modern games Phil runs are bloated with reading shoutouts and being handheld by the chat. The originals were about 2-3 hours, but you could sum up the fail in this one in 30 mins. Maybe comparing key moments from the past run, but that's it.
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The TIHYDPs nowadays are more a showing of Phil's lack of skill and/or reactions rather than inability to understand simple mechanics.
I think his MGS playthroughs will be boring af.
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
The TIHYDPs nowadays are more a showing of Phil's lack of skill and/or reactions rather than inability to understand simple mechanics.
I think his MGS playthroughs will be boring af.
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Phil was already bad even when he was young due to his general levels of stupidity, but his deteriorating hand-eye coordination that comes with his increased age has made him pathetic. I am amazed anyone watches him for anything other than pure schadenfreude at this point.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I've gotta come clean everyone.

Not only is the escorts husband a "detractor" (according to KGhaleon)

But now I'm fred fuchs:
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Seems like some people would rather make extreme jumps of autism than to dare ask DSP to prove his finances.
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And so the Kiwis will rise, one at a time, and yell:

"I AM FRED FUCHS!"
 
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