Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[shasetoma.]

I bet that by the time Don Corleone or whatever his name's next project gets released, Alex will steal from that as well.

And Osana still won't be in the game.

 

[polkadot]

Alex you lazy ass....
Taking characters from another animu game for your shitty game is really pathetic...
I wonder what the creator of Doki Doki Literature Club would say about this?

Those authentic identical faces on them make me uncomfortable.

 

[Mustikki]

Is this another "I put it in the game and asked for permission later"-case?

 

[José Mourinho]

I honestly haven't followed him in months and did he make any major progress at all in 2017?

Or is he really going to continue adding pointless easter eggs even though he already got TinyBuild to do the job for him?

 

[Fox]

I honestly haven't followed him in months and did he make any major progress at all in 2017?

Or is he really going to continue adding pointless easter eggs even though he already got TinyBuild to do the job for him?

Damn... I've been following this thread since I joined(hell I joined because of this thread)
Yet I can't think of anything memorable or worthwhile to say...

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

Literally the only true progress made for the game was the finished conversion of the code to the newer Unity program, and that wasn't even done by him. Half-finished features and bug fixes don't count, Mr. Developer.

 

[Blyat]

Basically, all year it's been bug fixes and minor updates. Lots of "Osana's almost ready! I'm working on Osana! Osana! Osana!"
Around the beginning of the year he began whining about Twitch not telling him why the game's banned. He talked about character models back in April, but nothing since. He added the pool in May. In August, he talked about the Yakuza he wanted to add. And lastly, in December it was adding student council. In between, it was just easter eggs, bug fixes, emails, backstory of characters like Midori, and ideas he has in mind but isn't too sure.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Alex you lazy ass....
Taking characters from another animu game for your shitty game is really pathetic...
I wonder what the creator of Doki Doki Literature Club would say about this?

>"It is not a meme game!"
>literally names one room "Meme Closet"

 

[Mustikki]

I went through the updates of year 2017. I might have missed something "important" since I went through them quite fast and they were full of bug fixes.

Spoiler: long version by month

January
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Gardening club: characters, pickpocketing, rat poison
- Nurse: moves, pickpocket, poison
- 4 student apprehend Yan-chan
- Mission mode changes
- Sperging about e-mails
- Sperging about Twitch

February
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Reduce of file sizes
- Sperging about all the work he has to do

March
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Promotes his stream
- Tinybuild partnership

April
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Kuudere sim 3
- Sperging about work
- Removed town

May
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Let’s steal Persona 5
- Sperging about all the work he has to do
- Added pool area

June
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- 100% original OST

July
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Convert to Unity 5
- Tinybuild making better Framerate

August
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Time goes slower on luchtime
- Planting buckets on doors

September
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Added bleach
- Lovesick mode (and deleting it)
- Planting bugs on things
- Advertises merchandise
- Added headmaster

October
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- ”Missing”-posters
- Nurse gets AI
- Slender -copycat

November
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Videos only when there’s something new

December
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Student Council

Spoiler: In short the most important parts

- Gardening club and AI nurse
- TinyBuild
- Converted from Unity 4 to 5
- Pool
- Headmaster and Student Council

And of course spoiling Osana

 

[The Un-Clit]

This has been my first glance at this thread, and while the subject absolutely seems to be a LOLcow of the first-rate millking, the game itself looks pretty amusing, at least at first glance of these videos what with animu high-school chicks stabbing each other in the neck, drugging and kidnapping and dismembering with circular saws and fire-axes and other crazy shit right out of Higurashi.

So quick question is: the dev aside, is this game at all worth a download and play even if you're not a hardcore dating/murder anime otaku or would I be totally lost? I know the difference between yandere and tsundere, but that's about the max of my date-sim animu vocabulary.

 

[CausticMinory]

Him adding the DDLC characters in this game is hilarious if you know the context of that game. I mean..

Spoiler: Spoiler for DDLC

Its not like a character that literally fucks with her game's source code can make his even worse... Or better.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

So quick question is: the dev aside, is this game at all worth a download and play even if you're not a hardcore dating/murder anime otaku or would I be totally lost? I know the difference between yandere and tsundere, but that's about the max of my date-sim animu vocabulary.

This is purely my personal opinion:
The game is fun for five minutes when you go around stabbing people with various weapons and try to get away with it, and then for five more when you test out all the Easter eggs. The rest is a bunch of hardcoded interactions that are pain in the ass to pull off without looking up spoilers on how to perform them, and then they're very underwhelming and you're spoiled anyway, so why bother.

 

[almaden]

Him adding the DDLC characters in this game is hilarious if you know the context of that game. I mean..

Spoiler: Spoiler for DDLC

Its not like a character that literally fucks with her game's source code can make his even worse... Or better.

Won’t be surprised if he stops trying to fix any bugs and explains them all away by saying that Midori or Fun Girl gained self-awareness and is messing with the source code.

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

This is purely my personal opinion:
The game is fun for five minutes when you go around stabbing people with various weapons and try to get away with it, and then for five more when you test out all the Easter eggs. The rest is a bunch of hardcoded interactions that are pain in the ass to pull off without looking up spoilers on how to perform them, and then they're very underwhelming and you're spoiled anyway, so why bother.

There's also the issues with the frame-rate, loading problems, and the game regularly crashing or breaking itself with bugs. The bugs are more entertaining to watch or share than experience on your own, and if your computer is a few years old, the game just doesn't run well. My setup is mostly still new, and the game freezes more than it works.

 

[Tard]

Those authentic identical faces on them make me uncomfortable.

Thats literally the whole game to me, they all have the same blocky and bored looking face, funny how Alex is set on keeping the models the way they are after he figured out that he can't find a 3d modeller to do the persona style he wanted to implement for free.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Thanks, Fam. I think I'll give it a miss.

 

[FinishedOsana]

This has been my first glance at this thread, and while the subject absolutely seems to be a LOLcow of the first-rate millking, the game itself looks pretty amusing, at least at first glance of these videos what with animu high-school chicks stabbing each other in the neck, drugging and kidnapping and dismembering with circular saws and fire-axes and other crazy shit right out of Higurashi.

So quick question is: the dev aside, is this game at all worth a download and play even if you're not a hardcore dating/murder anime otaku or would I be totally lost? I know the difference between yandere and tsundere, but that's about the max of my date-sim animu vocabulary.

Unfortunatelly, most of the 'lolcowness' comes from how hes handling his own game, so you can guess how his game works.
I think the only reason why you might want to observe this games development and its more reasonable side of fandom would be to learn how not to code, develop, create and design a game. Its fascinating to debate how this game could look if done properly. It hurts, especially since right now I cant think of any actual game like it where you kill/manipulate people in one, changing environment, but its true. The games people inspired by YS decided to make dont really count.

 

[Zombie]

You can't reverse engineer the source code from an executable like this

Unity games are not statically compiled to machine code (at least, not on desktop platforms). They're compiled to IL bytecode, which is then JIT-compiled to machine code at runtime. This, combined with the amount of information left over in the resultant assembly for the purposes of reflection, allows very accurate decompilation of the source code. Although you're still going to lose things like comments, of course (you keep documentation comments if you have the associated .xml for them, though).

I'm rusty with Java [...]

I figure I should point out that the source code is in C# (and used to be in UnityScript, a derivative of JavaScript), not Java. Java does not compile to IL bytecode, and thus does not run on the CLR or Mono. Java bytecode can be recompiled to IL bytecode using IKVM, but that's not the case here.

I tried decompiling the latest build with JetBrains dotPeek. It worked, I think. I’ve attached a couple of files below (as .txt, because it won't let me upload .cs).
Maybe it’s because I decompiled it, but it barely looks like something written by a human.
I’ve never used Unity, but from what I know about programming it looks like just lets it generate the code rather than write anything himself.
This might explain why it sucks so bad.

Unfortunately, it's very likely that the original code is equally as bad. I've seen the original UnityScript version of StudentScript and I compared it to decompiled C# output of it, and they were largely the same (there were a few differences here and there, since obviously not everything can be retrieved from decompiled code, but yeah)

 

[PurpleFoxx]

A year of 2017 Yandere Simulator "development", another 100k in Alex's pockets, and another year of absolutely nothing to show for it.

Throw a bunch of store bought unity assets into a sandbox clusterfuck that piques the interest of frustrated teenage girls who's crushes refuse to notice them and give the anime "fans" something mildly intriguing to look at... apparently you can manipulate millions of people into thinking you're a hard working lone developer up against the big bad world, working day and night with zero results on an "indie anime hitman" mess.

But I have a feeling people won't be tuning in as often for a new Kubz Scouts: Yandere Simulator Shittiest Glitches You've Already Seen 50 Times video when at the end of 2018 Alex has absolutely nothing new to offer for the 4th year running..

Happy New Years everyone! Another year of bombastic stagnant bullshit from this gem of a man.. sigh how'd we get so lucky? lol well either way,
love you guys and keep being awesome

 

[LucasSomething]

I went through the updates of year 2017. I might have missed something "important" since I went through them quite fast and they were full of bug fixes.

Spoiler: long version by month

January
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Gardening club: characters, pickpocketing, rat poison
- Nurse: moves, pickpocket, poison
- 4 student apprehend Yan-chan
- Mission mode changes
- Sperging about e-mails
- Sperging about Twitch

February
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Reduce of file sizes
- Sperging about all the work he has to do

March
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Promotes his stream
- Tinybuild partnership

April
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Kuudere sim 3
- Sperging about work
- Removed town

May
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Let’s steal Persona 5
- Sperging about all the work he has to do
- Added pool area

June
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- 100% original OST

July
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Convert to Unity 5
- Tinybuild making better Framerate

August
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Time goes slower on luchtime
- Planting buckets on doors

September
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Added bleach
- Lovesick mode (and deleting it)
- Planting bugs on things
- Advertises merchandise
- Added headmaster

October
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- ”Missing”-posters
- Nurse gets AI
- Slender -copycat

November
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Videos only when there’s something new

December
- Cosmetic changes (animations, textures, etc), bug fixes, timing changes, easter eggs
- Student Council

Spoiler: In short the most important parts

- Gardening club and AI nurse
- TinyBuild
- Converted from Unity 4 to 5
- Pool
- Headmaster and Student Council

And of course spoiling Osana

Improving framerate is the only thing there i would call a "real improvement" and even then it was Tinybuild who did it and the game still runs like garbage on fire.

edit: Right after writing this reply it hit me that Alex is 100% going to upload a rewind video bragging about how he made so much "content" this year and his fans will agree with him.