Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
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Okay, I am following the scenario Russell put forth, whether this is true or not. And this might be my unfamiliarity with the US attorney offices speaking, but what is a paralegal portfolio? I'm looking at it on google, but it seems to just be the normal things you send to an application, with the inclusion of writing samples then perhaps. But I would think most don't want his writing samples, as this could be construed as not being able to keep things to yourself and that you are likely to disclose things you have worked on, as I think he would probably use writing samples taken from actual work that he might have done.

It says on the websites that this would elevate someone to the top, which is something I think Russ took literally. Even if this normally is the case I would expect Russ his writing samples to immediately disqualify him, even before googling his name. I would also think that his reputation has already completely destroyed any chance of him working in the legal profession in Salt Lake City, even if they don't google him
 
Russ really isn't one to complain about music. His lyrics lack any structure and rhythm, they are just sentences put together, and his melodies are unimpressive at best. And he spent TWO YEARS on the Taylor Swift song. Skipping through the 22 minute song he posted, it really isn't THAT far off from his Heidi Klum song.
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I got to thinking earlier, and I realized Russ and his #metoo is basically Mr. Garrison from the recorder concert episode of South Park.

He was completely traumatized by even the thought of his father, to the point that everyone was thinking his father molested him as a child. It turned out that Garrison is just fucked in the head and he's broken because his father DIDN'T molest him. And also that his father is literally the only sane normal person who has no idea what his son's problem is.

Just replace Garrison's dad with Taylor.

Taylor sexually harassed Russ...

...by never sexually harassing him.
 
Letting a potential employer see your portofolio is jobsearching 101. That's not going above and beyond. And those other applicants probably have good headshots, charisma and not a fucking disclaimer on their Facebook profile. I'm starting to think his biggest problem isn't his disability or delusions, but how he underrates everyone else while overrating himself immensely.
 
Okay, I am following the scenario Russell put forth, whether this is true or not. And this might be my unfamiliarity with the US attorney offices speaking, but what is a paralegal portfolio? I'm looking at it on google, but it seems to just be the normal things you send to an application, with the inclusion of writing samples then perhaps. But I would think most don't want his writing samples, as this could be construed as not being able to keep things to yourself and that you are likely to disclose things you have worked on, as I think he would probably use writing samples taken from actual work that he might have done.

It says on the websites that this would elevate someone to the top, which is something I think Russ took literally. Even if this normally is the case I would expect Russ his writing samples to immediately disqualify him, even before googling his name. I would also think that his reputation has already completely destroyed any chance of him working in the legal profession in Salt Lake City, even if they don't google him

First off, Russell is an idiot. Always remember that!

I believe he means, much like a photographer would have a portfolio of their work, Russell probably has sample letters or pleadings he drafted as an example of his ability to use the english language to some degree. They wouldn't have to be something real, he could draft a fake claim where Big Bird sues Oscar or something else on Russell's mental level.

I presume Russell, like how he is with da ladies and taking them on dates, bringing flowers etc., figures if he goes that extra mile, and makes himself look all good and proper, then all the other applicants or johns are beneath him and he is obviously the appropriate choice for the job or the type of man a hooker should have.

As for the google yeah, absolutely. He is ruined forever now. Russell Greer, the crazy dude who can't close his mouth and sues popstars to get in their pants.

Like I said, idiot. His only worth is to us here and the multitude of others who simply sit back and take in the spectacle that is Russell Greer, Shitlips Supreme from Salt Lake City!
 
First off, Russell is an idiot. Always remember that!

I believe he means, much like a photographer would have a portfolio of their work, Russell probably has sample letters or pleadings he drafted as an example of his ability to use the english language to some degree. They wouldn't have to be something real, he could draft a fake claim where Big Bird sues Oscar or something else on Russell's mental level.

I presume Russell, like how he is with da ladies and taking them on dates, bringing flowers etc., figures if he goes that extra mile, and makes himself look all good and proper, then all the other applicants or johns are beneath him and he is obviously the appropriate choice for the job or the type of man a hooker should have.

As for the google yeah, absolutely. He is ruined forever now. Russell Greer, the crazy dude who can't close his mouth and sues popstars to get in their pants.

Like I said, idiot. His only worth is to us here and the multitude of others who simply sit back and take in the spectacle that is Russell Greer, Shitlips Supreme from Salt Lake City!
I completely agree, but one thing, do you really expect him to be smart enough to use a fake claim and not just copy something he has actually done? And I didn't mean just with google, but seeing as he has had jobs at law offices, at least one or two are confirmed I think and the way he has been let go from there will certainly mean that his bad reputation is known in the legal community even without google, as such talk would go round, especially with such defining features as having facial paralysis. (I also like to imagine he mentions this facial paralysis in his cover letter and how brave he is for having overcome that and being a paralegal, I don't care whether it's true or not, I just like to imagine that)

And with the last part you're absolutely right, but I must say he goes above and beyond in that regard
 
I'm starting to think his biggest problem isn't his disability or delusions, but how he underrates everyone else while overrating himself immensely.

Russell, like how he is with da ladies and taking them on dates, bringing flowers etc., figures if he goes that extra mile, and makes himself look all good and proper, then all the other applicants or johns are beneath him and he is obviously the appropriate choice for the job or the type of man a hooker should have.

That attitude can be summed up in one word: Narcissism.

It's one helluva drug.
 
I completely agree, but one thing, do you really expect him to be smart enough to use a fake claim and not just copy something he has actually done? And I didn't mean just with google, but seeing as he has had jobs at law offices, at least one or two are confirmed I think and the way he has been let go from there will certainly mean that his bad reputation is known in the legal community even without google, as such talk would go round, especially with such defining features as having facial paralysis. (I also like to imagine he mentions this facial paralysis in his cover letter and how brave he is for having overcome that and being a paralegal, I don't care whether it's true or not, I just like to imagine that)

And with the last part you're absolutely right, but I must say he goes above and beyond in that regard
LOL, no I agree, him being the idiot and all, it would be highly likely he would not have the cognizance to understand confidentiality and use actual case documents. I'd hope he would have a bit more of a clue than that.

But yeah, his resume, unless he fabricates stuff like dates, would be glaring in the short lengths of time he held a particular job. And he probably lists those menial labour type jobs right there among the law firm jobs. We know he is an idiot, but it would be great to see this portfolio and just how he presents himself to a prospective employer.

As for google, yep, his idiocy has toasted him in numerous ways. He will never recover his good name, given all he has said/done. Plus the trolls/weens that will follow him for as long as he continues posting shit on the internet.

He is his own worst enemy and does not have the mental faculties to realize how he comes across as an abhorrent little man. Add in his obvious delusion and how oblivious he is to how he is perceived by people who encounter him and its apparent that he will never obtain anything of any meaningful nature. Unless he wins the lottery or something.
 
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Whut? Didn't he post it on his Facebook publicly? How does the Orchards have the video if only Time can see it?
I double checked. He originally posted the video to Facebook

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/russell-greer-ilovebeingme26666.30488/page-548#post-2888723

It was captured (from Facebook) and archived (on Youtube) by a kiwi, but of course the link that he sent to Time magazine was his own Youtube upload, which is set to private...

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/russell-greer-ilovebeingme26666.30488/page-559#post-2897890

You'll notice from his screenshot that it has "No views" and one thumbs up (any guesses who that might be? well, the fact that the thumbs up is blue gives it away, but we'd have known anyway, right?)

(is this the correct way to add links? It seems to work okay on my end.)
 
Add in his obvious delusion and how oblivious he is to how he is perceived by people who encounter him and its apparent that he will never obtain anything of any meaningful nature. Unless he wins the lottery or something.

New Russ scheme: buy a lottery ticket and then sue for a million dollars when he loses, because they discriminated against him for being a gimp-faced midget.
 
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