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1. I'm not depressed- I'm angry/ horny
2. When I am feeling down, I use hookers to cure my depression
3. I'm excommunicated from my religion
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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1. I'm not depressed- I'm angry/ horny
2. When I am feeling down, I use hookers to cure my depression
3. I'm excommunicated from my religion
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4. I'm too perfect to suffer from something the common folk get.
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I know nothing about the legal profession, but it seems to me that all a firm is going to want from a paralegal is a resume. If they interview you, then you can offer your portfolio as well and let them decide. Sending it with the resume is just one extra thing to read, and the fact that the applicant knows how to type and format a pleading (or whatever) isn’t going to smooth over a few weeks of legal work mixed in with many more years of janitorial stints.
They say to keep a resume to one page for a reason. Unless one is a model showing pictures or an artist showing drawings, a portfolio just makes more work for the hiring manager. And aside from that, as a paralegal, the things he’d have in a portfolio would be basic stuff for the job that he should know before applying anyway.
None of it matters because he’ll never be hired as a paralegal again. Lawyers talk and word gets around.
Does anybody know what he’s doing now? I thought he was fired from his last toilet scrubbing job?
Is anybody else missing Kayli? I haven’t seen her for a while. This new chick is getting info out of Russ, which is much appreciated, but the ass-kissing gets a bit old. Necessary, I know, but Kayli was much funnier. I hope Russ didn’t ban her.
They say to keep a resume to one page for a reason. Unless one is a model showing pictures or an artist showing drawings, a portfolio just makes more work for the hiring manager. And aside from that, as a paralegal, the things he’d have in a portfolio would be basic stuff for the job that he should know before applying anyway.
None of it matters because he’ll never be hired as a paralegal again. Lawyers talk and word gets around.
Does anybody know what he’s doing now? I thought he was fired from his last toilet scrubbing job?
Is anybody else missing Kayli? I haven’t seen her for a while. This new chick is getting info out of Russ, which is much appreciated, but the ass-kissing gets a bit old. Necessary, I know, but Kayli was much funnier. I hope Russ didn’t ban her.
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If I saw these posts on a prospective employee’s FB, I’d assume he had a dark mental disorder and nope the fuck out. What an autist Russhole is for posting this. He raises red flags like they’re a matador’s cape and gets surprised when he gets gored in the ass by an angry bull.
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For a 'professional', Russell doesn't have an Indeed account. I'm not sure if it's popular over in the States but here it's pretty common for even students to have accounts on there to build up as they get employment in their respective fields.
TIL that deciding your ex-employer and celebrity crush has hurt your feelings (despite the latter not even knowing that you exist or directly affecting you in any way) causes what's "medically known" as a traumatic brain injury. Apparently to Russ, TayTay not singing his song causes the same classification of injury to him that someone else would experience by getting hit in the head by a brick (and the duration of his 'symptoms' would indicate a relatively severe trauma).
He probably means PTSD, but that is something experienced by people like Wu's army of trans "friends" returning from Iraq. Potentially Russ could have suffered from it from his experience with finding his biological family, but instead, it was sparked by being ignored by a celebrity crush which then spiraled his life out of control and his desperate response got him fired. In other words, millions of 12 year old Belieber girls were better grounded and more resiliant than Russell.
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He has a LinkedIn account. I could be wrong, and obviously it's better to have both, but I can't see how another social media account would help him at this point.
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Looks like Kayli is keeping a low profile, though she did ask for the link to his private YT vid.
I'll believe someone pulled a gun on Russ for suing Taylor Swift before I believe he ever produced any work at a law firm that could go into a "paralegal portfolio." No way. Did he ever hold that job title in the first place? Even if a law firm were careless enough to (briefly) employ him as a paralegal, I don't believe he'd have produced anything worth billing a client for.
The paralegal portfolio is from the LDS Business College. Russ thinks examples of his work before he ever worked in a professional setting will set him apart from candidates with solid employment histories and actual experience. Stay positive, Russ. It'll happen around the same time Katy Perry contacts you.
The paralegal portfolio is from the LDS Business College. Russ thinks examples of his work before he ever worked in a professional setting will set him apart from candidates with solid employment histories and actual experience. Stay positive, Russ. It'll happen around the same time Katy Perry contacts you.
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I'd love to see his resume and portfolio. Pages and pages of bullshit. He can't make his point through Facebook posts without posting paragraphs of ramblings. Shit, the guy wrote an entire book based off of two emails and one minute long voicemail from Swift's agents. The only thing quick and to the point is Snowflake's time with hookers.
Sure, a picture book will clear things up. Disagreeing and misunderstanding are two different things. Nobody misunderstood his book. He really thinks like a 12 year old girl.
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gREEEEEEEEEr
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The end of February?
And it took him how long to get the few pages of "animation" that we saw in his book?
And it took him how long to get the few pages of "animation" that we saw in his book?
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IANAL, or actually IANAP, but have seen a shitton of Judge Judy, and every case she hammers out that (1) a contract implies both parties had an explicit meeting of the minds and (2) the person "creating" the contract in whatever form it is in is the one the contract is judged most harshly against. I am astounded that he believes he feels he can meet that burden in court. But then again, i never put the 5 yrs in to get a 2 yr associates in paralegal studies ...
gREEEEEEEEEr
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Place your bets on whether "a while" means he'll be off for a few hours (and he'll be back to see the mean things people have said about him / take his Fb down before bed), or whether his Facebook fast will make it all the way to tomorrow...
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I take Russ threatening to leave Facebook about as seriously as I take Brianna Wu's constant threats to leave twitter.
See ya tomorrow, Russ.
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I don’t agree with you in reference to Russell in particular, but I agree with your concerns in general.
Russell defines “the good old days” in terms of having had ~30 likes on his Facebook posts.
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That’s a shame
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These attachments aren't working for me. Anyone know what they are?
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It's been said before, but when you have to tell future employers to ignore all the stuff that comes up when your name gets googled, chances are that they will google your name. That alone is a CWC level red flag. Especially when you blame all your self made problems on "duh trollz".