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FedoraManManMan said:
Cryotic is a really big streamer on twitch. That's why they want him to collaborate. Problem is, DSP doesn't play well with others and will piss off that streamer by not understanding the basic mechanic of the game.

Fuck it, I think he should do it too now just to watch the meltdown occur
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Much rather see him suck dick at FighterZ than see him get carried in MH anyway.
 
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So Phil just put Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite on his list for "most disappointing games of 2017". At face value, I can get behind that, and I'm sure many others can, too.

The problem lies in why Phil thinks Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite deserves to hold the no.5 spot for most disappointing release. Was it the lackluster roster? No. The visuals, of which parts of received such backlash, that Capcom actually had to fix? No. Other issues, like certain characters/techniques being overpowered at launch? Not really, either.

The reasons why Phil thinks Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite are bad are -

1. The game doesn't have proper "footies" and "spacing" like other fighting games, and is mostly about mix-ups.
2. The game focuses more on the flashy elements, and has long combos.
3. Certain big-name FGC players are dropping the game AKA the game is clearly shit.

Phil confirmed for not even knowing what Marvel vs. Capcom is about. It's always been a faster-paced fighting game full of longer, more stylish combos. Not every fighting game has to be fucking Super Turbo, Phil. You assclown.

And the reasons people are dropping MvC:I are because Street Fighter V is where the E-Sports money is at. Capcom are showing way more love to Street Fighter V than Infinite at the moment, so that means more people will be playing the game competitively, which means tournaments will have a bigger pot and there's more chance of people keeping/getting sponsorship deals if you're focusing on playing a game that's bringing in the money.

tldr - Phil doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and thinks every fighting game should be like the magical game he was once decent at.
 
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Borderline_Systematic said:
Much rather see him suck dick at FighterZ than see him get carried in MH anyway.
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How many times can you watch him do the same easy mode Majin Buu combo before you stab yourself in the eyes? It was the same thing when he played MvCI. The same boring Thanos combo over and over and over again while he complains that other players are just mashing the same combos on him. He's such a fucking dolt.
 
Plumbaby said:
He'll never play with another even semi-known streamer because he's probably terrified they'll pretend to be cool and then dump a bucket of pigs blood on his head while everyone laughs
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I would think any streamer doing a collab with DSP would be bad juju for the streamer unless they were trolling DSP the whole time.
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
That a random Carrie reference?
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It's also Phil's worst fear. He's fucking terrified of being forced to laugh off his many failures. He won't confront anyone about calling him out over mics because A) most things said about him are true with evidence and B) he's a thin skinned pussy.

What he WILL do is ban/mute/leave party and once the other person can't talk back he will try to tear them apart with Middle School level insults usually but not limited to "idiot", "kid", and " re.tard"
 
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1. The game doesn't have proper "footies" and "spacing" like other fighting games, and is mostly about mix-ups.
2. The game focuses more on the flashy elements, and has long combos.
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That's basically a description of MVC2 and MVC3/UMVC3 (the former being one of Phil's favourite fighting games).

Also he put NFS Payback on 2nd most disappointed game because he couldn't figure out how to make proper turns in a drag-car.
He was actually just too stupid to fine-tune his cars for different types of races (a feat that even my 9 year old nephew managed to learn on his own).
 
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Collections Agent said:
It's also Phil's worst fear. He's fucking terrified of being forced to laugh off his many failures. He won't confront anyone about calling him out over mics because A) most things said about him are true with evidence and B) he's a thin skinned pussy.
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It does make you wonder if DSP is also scared shitless driving out of his gated community once a month.
 
xWorst_Pon said:
That's basically a description of MVC2 and MVC3/UMVC3 (the former being one of Phil's favourite fighting games).

Also he put NFS Payback on 2nd most dissapointed game because he couldn't figure out how to make proper turns in a drag-car.
He was actually just too stupid to fine-tune his cars for different types of races (a feat that even my 9 year old nephew managed to learn on his own).
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It amazes me that Phil is so bad at driving games. It makes them my favorite thing to watch.

It's not even that his car is poorly tuned, most arcade racers (and NFS definitely is) don't require any tuning at all. Worst case he should have swapped cars but even then.

The salt is unreal, driving into traffic then blaming the game, hitting rocks but claiming it was nothing, his eyesight is truly worrying.

What amuses me the most is as far as I remember he used the racing line in Forza Horizon and even that didn't help.

It's indicative of Phil's largest shortcoming, that he doesn't care enough to put on the bare minimum effort on understanding what he's doing wrong. All he'd have to do is try braking a bit earlier and aiming for the inside of a corner ONCE and he'd probably figure out why he kept slamming the walls. But he won't, he HAS to do things the first way he tried even if that way is wrong.
 
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Phil most likely orders his groceries online and does a curbside pickup. He most likely doesn't leave his house unless it is absolutely necessary. People know his address, it is public knowledge now. But being in a gated community gives him an extra layer of security that he would rather not leave.

This is why you don't see him at tournaments or gaming events anymore. Hell, even chicken legs LTG is man enough to show his face at all the events and tournaments he can. When LTG has something over you, you know you have reached the absolute bottom.
 
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BallBuster said:
Phil most likely orders his groceries online and does a curbside pickup. He most likely doesn't leave his house unless it is absolutely necessary. People know his address, it is public knowledge now. But being in a gated community gives him an extra layer of security that he would rather not leave.

This is why you don't see him at tournaments or gaming events anymore. Hell, even chicken legs LTG is man enough to show his face at all the events and tournaments he can. When LTG has something over you, you know you have reached the absolute bottom.
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He already said a few days ago with the autism he's seen on the internet that people have threatened to jump him IRL which is one of the reasons (read: excuses) he won't go to conventions and shit anymore.
 
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He already said a few days ago with the autism he's seen on the internet that people have threatened to jump him IRL which is one of the reasons (read: excuses) he won't go to conventions and shit anymore.
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He is so scared of the world. Look at all the streamers/youtubers/fgc crowd that go to tournaments.

Yet somehow PHIL is the only one worried about someone jumping him. Some evil detractor is gonna come punch Phil in the face. But only Phil. fucking LTG who actively antagonized people? Nah. Just Phil.

More like he's just worried he'll pull a Hillary at Chipotle and literally noone will notice him.

That's the thing he's scared of more than getting heckled, that he'll show up to a tournament and nobody will even recognize him.
 
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