Designated Whiner Shitting Street - General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

[SilkyEnigma]

Im just going to avoid posting in the MysteryWomans thread for a minute. I feel like im typing hurtful negatives things, and what I mean by hurtful negative things I mean valid questions that she can't answer.

 

[HG 400]

Slut telepathy.

Probably shouldn't be talking about sluts when you literally shipped in your own hooker wife all the way from her VC spiderhole in fucking Saigon.

Should you now, Matthew Trovato of 134 Boyle Avenue, Totowa New Jersey?

#kiwifarmsworldorder

 

[Null]

wait so does everyone that hates DSP buy their wife

who here HASN'T bought a wife

 

[scared sheep]

wait so does everyone that hates DSP buy their wife

who here HASN'T bought a wife

Do anime figures count?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Mines still being shipped.

 

[Tetra]

Why would you ship in wifes when you can just play with VR with your friends who is playing as some anime girl. Lets be economical guys.

 

[neger psykolog]

People were saying 10 pages ago that this thread was going places...

Jesus.

 

[HG 400]

wait so does everyone that hates DSP buy their wife

who here HASN'T bought a wife

They're mad that Phil hires all the best hookers, leaving them none to choose from.

 

[Tetra]

People were saying 10 pages ago that this thread was going places...

Jesus.

I jinxed it, sorry

 

[neger psykolog]

They're mad that Phil hires all the best hookers, leaving them none to choose from.

Based Phil getting away with it yet again.

 

[Null]

phil burnell my love
we do it all for you
long live the king

 

[neger psykolog]

phil burnell my love
we do it all for you
long live the king

 

[Near]

Loving the new subforum name

 

[MysteryWoman]

But I'm not Phill exclusive lol, he cant even book me anymore because I dont answer his bookings anymore lol. So im still on the market lmao

Loving the new subforum name

lol yeah the place we can take a dump without flushing, just dont forget to pinch your nose because that smell woowee pfew

 

[OwO What's This?]

who could hate someone who supplies them with so much entertainment?

 

[Sparky Lurker]

This gives "shipping people" a whole new meaning.

 

[OwO What's This?]

phil burnell my love
we do it all for you
long live the king

a good try but this is 5-6-4, you need a syllable in the last two lines.

 

[neger psykolog]

who could hate someone who supplies them with so much entertainment?

I honestly thought after DSP Enterprises that things would die down.
I just can't fathom how the fuck this keeps going on.

• angry unpaid escorts
• tax investigations
• fundraisers
• psychotic pedo butlers
• sexual harassment allegations
• mail order bride saga
• Kghaleon calling a random person in the netherlands and sperging about DSP and detractors/escorts

That's pretty much just the last two fucking weeks too.

I thought the water had something weird in CwC's neighbourhood, but Renton must have heavy metal poisoning or something.

 

[Kona]

Look how far we've come, everyone. We went from "Phil paying for sex is outrageous," to "detractors purchase wives."

 

[MysteryWoman]

I honestly thought after DSP Enterprises that things would die down.
I just can't fathom how the fuck this keeps going on.

• angry unpaid escorts
• tax investigations
• fundraisers
• psychotic pedo butlers
• sexual harassment allegations
• mail order bride saga
• Kghaleon calling a random person in the netherlands and sperging about DSP and detractors/escorts

That's pretty much just the last two fucking weeks too.

I thought the water had something weird in CwC's neighbourhood, but Renton must have heavy metal poisoning or something.

Lets not forget his soulmate who is now on the fence about leaving him