Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

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  • Wil "Soyboy" Wheaton

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  • That shotgun’s looking pretty good right about now...

  • Just shut the fuck up Wesley

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I've watched a few episodes of it. It comes off less as an actual recreation of the show and more a bunch of fanboys getting together and trying to recreate it in their own image. (Which is exactly what it is... I get the sense that the original creator is being trampled on by his very enthusiastic and very bossy "celebrity" cast.) But even the riffs feel like this, they're so fast and furious that it totally has that annoying nerd "I'm going to prove I'm more clever than you while we MiST the movie" and "I have to get this zinger in before anyone says something else" competitive quality.
 
Wil Wheaton has that classic skinny/fat body type, like Ralph Macchio.

It's weird how in "Stand by Me" Jerry O'connell was the fat kid and Gordy looked like a normal kid, yet Wil turned into a skinny yet pudgy fruit, while Jerry probably gets many women needing to go to the powder room.
Jerry O'Connell married Mystique.
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Oswald’s involvement has kept me from watching the show. Which is a shame, because I hear it’s actually pretty good.

As if TV's Frank is a character that can be ruined. Frank's main job on the show was writer and I imagine Patton's was too, so we don't know the extent of his awfulness. He's fine as an actor. At least for sitcoms and geek shit.

My main problem was Jonah Ray. He's got no charisma and breaks out into song way too much.

He feels like one of those safe casts, like someone threw a dart at a board full of younger SNL alumnii.
 
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I've watched a few episodes of it. It comes off less as an actual recreation of the show and more a bunch of fanboys getting together and trying to recreate it in their own image. (Which is exactly what it is... I get the sense that the original creator is being trampled on by his very enthusiastic and very bossy "celebrity" cast.) But even the riffs feel like this, they're so fast and furious that it totally has that annoying nerd "I'm going to prove I'm more clever than you while we MiST the movie" and "I have to get this zinger in before anyone says something else" competitive quality.

We just call it "Millenial Science Theater 3000". The zingers aren't even funny, and at least twice an episode they have to make a "We're socially progressive!" 'riff'. The host segments are unwatchable, as they talk about their laser cutter and 3-D printer for no reason other than to assure the IRS those are real business expenses and the deductions are 100% legit.

This article does a pretty good job of covering what's wrong with the reboot
https://www.slantmagazine.com/tv/review/mystery-science-theater-3000-the-return-season-one
The chief draw of MST3K: The Return, however, is the raw exuberance Jonah and the bots express for every new image and line of dialogue. Yount, Vaughn, and Ray breathlessly comment on everything in the frame at a breakneck pace that would give whiplash to the Satellite of Love crew of the late ’80s. They turn edits, zooms, and reveals into their own form of sight gag, teeing up the movie to complete jokes for them. They’re literally in conversation with the mechanics of the films, alerting viewers to grammar and technique in a way that not even the sharpest Mike Nelson episodes would.

The jokes are less funny because of this hyperawareness, but that was never the point of MST3K, at least not as Hodgson originally conceived the series. The point was to use movies, no matter how dire they seem, as a way to fight loneliness, which explains why a healthy and lasting convention culture grew around the property. Viewers loved chilling on the Satellite of Love with a man and his wisecracking robot friends so much that they wrote in every week. MST3K spoke to the malaise of movie fanatics in a pre-Internet age, after the publication of Michael J. Weldon’s The Psychotronic Film Guide and the first writings of Joe Bob Briggs but before there was any meaningful way for the masses to talk about their favorite oddball B movie. Joel had all the time in the world to watch movies with his best friends. Who doesn’t occasionally wish they had it so good, mad scientists or not?

Its a turbo-sped "Watching movies with friends simulator" for people without friends. Watch some Rifftrax instead of this fishing-for-nerd-cred travesty.
 
We just call it "Millenial Science Theater 3000". The zingers aren't even funny, and at least twice an episode they have to make a "We're socially progressive!" 'riff'. The host segments are unwatchable, as they talk about their laser cutter and 3-D printer for no reason other than to assure the IRS those are real business expenses and the deductions are 100% legit.

This article does a pretty good job of covering what's wrong with the reboot
https://www.slantmagazine.com/tv/review/mystery-science-theater-3000-the-return-season-one


Its a turbo-sped "Watching movies with friends simulator" for people without friends. Watch some Rifftrax instead of this fishing-for-nerd-cred travesty.

If only RedLetterMedia posted commentary tracks more often. That's what face us this little gem:

 
But even the riffs feel like this, they're so fast and furious that it totally has that annoying nerd "I'm going to prove I'm more clever than you while we MiST the movie" and "I have to get this zinger in before anyone says something else" competitive quality.

I can't imagine them doing something like the opening credits of Manos: The Hands of Fate that way, because the whole point of that sequence was how astoundingly boring it was. They were never afraid to have a little dead air and just watch the movie for a minute or two. I think that was the only movie where Dr. Forrester actually apologized for how terrible it was.
 
I can't imagine them doing something like the opening credits of Manos: The Hands of Fate that way, because the whole point of that sequence was how astoundingly boring it was. They were never afraid to have a little dead air and just watch the movie for a minute or two. I think that was the only movie where Dr. Forrester actually apologized for how terrible it was.

I enjoy Neo-MST3K, and look forward to the next season, for what it is. It's not as good as the original (obvs), Day and Oswalt are comedy cancer, but it is what it is. Cry Wilderness and Carnival Magic were a great time.
 
Oswald’s involvement has kept me from watching the show. Which is a shame, because I hear it’s actually pretty good.
The riffs are okay (at best) but the skits aren't nearly as funny.
I also don't like the new intro. The fact that they have to suck the host through a tube at the begning of every episode seems a little redundant to me.

Back on topic, remember when Wil hosted his own TV show?

 
I fucking bet that the navy seal copypasta that he and his wife fell for was Shatner using a sock on a drunk shitposting spree.

Edit: Canadian in his natural habitat

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If you encounter the Navy SEAL copypasta and your immediate response isn't at least sensible laughter then you're a no-fun faggot of the highest caliber.
 
Oh, this little cuck. It's sickening that Wheaton is considered "King Geek". He's a fucking poseur. I identified with his character in TNG when I was young, but watching the series again when I was older I saw just how annoying he was. I can think of only a couple episodes he was in where he was actually tolerable. The rest of the time was just "Shut up, Wesley!". It's hilarious that he tries to defend Crushed Jr. as not being a crybaby by being a crybaby.

Oh, and the new MST3K sucks. I couldn't even get 1/4 in to the first episode. And I'm glad to see others who liked Mike more than Joel. Joel was good, but I always liked Mike better.
 
We just call it "Millenial Science Theater 3000". The zingers aren't even funny, and at least twice an episode they have to make a "We're socially progressive!" 'riff'. The host segments are unwatchable, as they talk about their laser cutter and 3-D printer for no reason other than to assure the IRS those are real business expenses and the deductions are 100% legit.

This article does a pretty good job of covering what's wrong with the reboot
https://www.slantmagazine.com/tv/review/mystery-science-theater-3000-the-return-season-one


Its a turbo-sped "Watching movies with friends simulator" for people without friends. Watch some Rifftrax instead of this fishing-for-nerd-cred travesty.
a writing staff that includes Rick & Morty’s Dan Harmon
There’s the problem.
Wil Wheaton has been a joke for so long. Back in like 2003 lowTax made a flash video featuring "space nerd wil wheaton as jimmy the paint salesman" and he dies immediately in it.
You mean a guy who has done absolutely nothing in life since being successful and is now desperately trying to stay relevant made a video about a guy who has done absolutely nothing in life since being successful and is now desperately trying to stay relevant?
 
Wil Wheaton is King Geek in that he's unfunny, short tempered, and obnoxious. He's the logical end to the reddit design.
Sounds like most nerds for all of history tbh. Being a nerd was never cool. They're all spergy, unpleasant weirdos. That's why they're nerds, and nerds belong in trash cans not on television.
 
Sounds like most nerds for all of history tbh. Being a nerd was never cool. They're all spergy, unpleasant weirdos. That's why they're nerds, and nerds belong in trash cans not on television.
you give nerds an inch and they invent doctor who and silicon valley sex orgies
 
If you encounter the Navy SEAL copypasta and your immediate response isn't at least sensible laughter then you're a no-fun faggot of the highest caliber.

Even if that is literally the first time you ever saw it, if you take that shit as a credible threat, you are fucking retarded. You have no claim to understanding of Internet culture or even basic reality. You are literally a moron.
 
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