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Transvaalan said:
Or he would lock his chat to subscriber only and jack up the minimum threshold for messages related to tips and bits to pop up. The real consequences would be Twitch kicking him off.
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Well, at least as long he finds a new platform to make us indulge his antics, Twitch can kick him alright. That would tighten the noose just a bit more without struggling him to death (which personally, I would not want - despite him being such a shitty douche, I like my daily dose of DSP lolcow drama). You're right of course concerning the possibility to lock the streamchat - I didn't thought about that. As long as he don't have to deal directly with a detractor-/SJW-crowd, I think he would dismiss all outside critizism as false or as restriction of his right on free speech. And his human piggy banks would salivate themselves into senselessness in sheer joy of their king standing up to his rights. So either way, we win. :evil:

Dragoonism said:
Was quite a few "waste of time" this time, you easily notice he dont like games where the game or the chat can hold his hand.

PUBG is defentnly not a game for Phil since he is way to slow to react, no radar that shows enemies, chat can't tell him what to do to win, all the random drops of equipment, his poor aiming skills and so on...
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I really wonder why his retarders didn't get the idea yet to start spectactoring (if this is a word? but I trust you get what I mean) the other players and warn him of oncoming dangers. Yes, that would mean 99 little piglets would have to buy PUBG and waste a lot of their time, but hey, everything for the king right?
 
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BeanieGuy said:
He did WAY worse in this playtrough. Even with the chat and that bigboydumper guy hand-holding him for all the game.
MGS3 is gonna be a shitshow
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Agreed. Dumper seems to be the current paypig leader. The kid throws bits at Phil every other minute. Wonder what his story is.
 
PieceofShet said:
I have a theory.: we know he likes to open lootboxes, he spent a lot of donation money to buy them in overwatch... pubg is like that. You never know whats on the other side of the door. I noticed he gets louder when he finds something nice. I know its a bit far fetched tho...

He definitely hates the game, but he hates gaming in general so its not a surprise.

One more thing. I think his eyesight is getting worse. There were already a few scenes where he missed the obvious... and im not talking about sthing in the distance in a corner... I mean like at the back of his character.
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This could apply to a lot of careers, but it will be especially bad for Phil. He hasn't worked a real job in 9 years. He would go from having a cake job that pays good to probably a min wage job at like burger king. That would be hard for anyone to stomach. He claims he could find a job in logistics, one stream he was talking about how he used to solve bottlenecks in logistics I actually couldn't believe it. He's a fucking buffoon I can't ever imagine him doing that. If the cards ever do fall it wll be rough for sure. His paypigs will keep him afloat at least another year for sure.
 
neural said:
I wouldn't be surprised if it's Vidar himself, have they ever been seen together in the same chat?
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Yea. I think Someone posted a screen cap of the stream chat with Dumper complaining at Vidar for muting him despite Dumper giving Phil over $50 this week alone lol.
 
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neger psykolog said:
idk i know some people who drink it with a meal or semi-regularly but not really anyone who drinks it every day

he also did some walkthrough of his mansion where he showed his medicine cabinet, so if i had to guess im thinking he eats and drinks a bunch of stuff which doesnt work for him and then takes medication to try and make it work for him

he pretty much cat food
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BallBuster said:
Yea. I think Someone posted a screen cap of the stream chat with Dumper complaining at Vidar for muting him despite Dumper giving Phil over $50 this week alone lol.
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I bet Vidar's jealous
 
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Freshtodeath said:
This could apply to a lot of careers, but it will be especially bad for Phil. He hasn't worked a real job in 9 years. He would go from having a cake job that pays good to probably a min wage job at like burger king. That would be hard for anyone to stomach. He claims he could find a job in logistics, one stream he was talking about how he used to solve bottlenecks in logistics I actually couldn't believe it. He's a fucking buffoon I can't ever imagine him doing that. If the cards ever do fall it wll be rough for sure. His paypigs will keep him afloat at least another year for sure.
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The pig who couldn't figure out how to equip and use rations in a MGS game would solve bottleneck issues? The crap that comes out of his mouth is astounding!
 
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BallBuster said:
Yea. I think Someone posted a screen cap of the stream chat with Dumper complaining at Vidar for muting him despite Dumper giving Phil over $50 this week alone lol.
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It's interesting that Vidar is sabotaging other people's attempts to get noticed by Phil, it's almost as if he wants to be constantly needed by the King of Gout.
 
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For reference. So it is clear they aren't the same person. Both are equally as sad though.

neural said:
It's interesting that Vidar is sabotaging other people's attempts to get noticed by Phil, it's almost as if he wants to be constantly needed by the King of Gout.
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I think you cracked this code. The jealousy is building in Vidar, he can't stand the thought of anyone else showering his master with money.
 
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This could apply to a lot of careers, but it will be especially bad for Phil. He hasn't worked a real job in 9 years. He would go from having a cake job that pays good to probably a min wage job at like burger king. That would be hard for anyone to stomach. He claims he could find a job in logistics, one stream he was talking about how he used to solve bottlenecks in logistics I actually couldn't believe it. He's a fucking buffoon I can't ever imagine him doing that. If the cards ever do fall it wll be rough for sure. His paypigs will keep him afloat at least another year for sure.
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I remember seeing one of these clips. I always found it amusing and revealing about Phil as a person. From the way he describes it, it sounds like it was some small class management at the company put together in order to teach basic problem solving skills in an effort to improve efficiency by a few percent. The class probably lasted no longer than a couple of hours, I imagine. At the end, everyone was given a Certificate of Completion, a participation award if you will. However, Phil makes it sound like he was given highly specialized training and received a unique skill set. And the way he talks about that certificate, you would think he was awarded a goddamned doctorate. I'm willing to bet most office workers at that company received that same training and most of them stuck the certificate in the bottom of a desk drawer to be forgotten or placed in the circular file.
 
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lol KingJezel is now mad at Mysterywoman and is changing his vote from Mario Sunshine to Spyro:

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neger psykolog said:
lol KingJezel is now mad at Mysterywoman and is changing his vote from Mario Sunshine to Spyro:
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He...he already played Spyro. Does Jezal just dump money into Phil and not watch the playthroughs? Or has it been so long he actually forgot. I can't. Also LOL at Phil for saying "only trolls voted for SMS" - Jezal confirmed troll.

Edit: OH I see what he was trying to do, he's just so exceptional it made no sense to me. He's trying to retroactively change his vote so Phil never has to play SMS (because it would destroy his livlihood...apparently).
 
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BallBuster said:
I think you cracked this code. The jealousy is building in Vidar, he can't stand the thought of anyone else showering his master with money.
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I don't think it's just that, because remember, Vidar does other things for Phil, sometimes without his knowledge, like harassing people and attempting to dox them

My personal theory is that Vidar needs to feel needed, and will spare neither expense nor effort in chasing that dragon, I think even Vidar never sits down & thinks about why he supports DSP so obsessively, and I honestly won't be surprised if he's discovered to be legit spying on Phil in some way. Because his obsession is very unhealthy to say the least.

Also, if you exclude money, BSV makes life very difficult for Phil, he is incompetent, unstable and paranoid, which is possibly a reason why Phil won't grow as a streamer with BSV there, because think about it: If I pay a streamer, I should expect to be able to laugh or joke with them freely and create a quasi-friendship, and having an obsessive and unpredictable chaperone hampers that relationship-building aspect very greatly.
 
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"People are tired of Mario games at this point", "nobody wants to see three Mario games in a row", etc.

Jesus Christ this fucking logic is so exceptional. Even ignoring that Mario vs. Rabbids isn't technically a Mario game anyway, what about when Phil played several Sonic games in a row? Or the fact that the Patrons VOTED FOR SUNSHINE.

So it's either -

1. Good guy Phil doesn't want his fans to get burnt out on a specific franchise by playing a bunch in a row, even though he already did this, and nobody really complained.
2. Phil is somehow aware that nobody wants to see Sunshine, despite it winning the vote, and actual fans asking about it.

What a mess.
 
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neural said:
I don't think it's just that, because remember, Vidar does other things for Phil, sometimes without his knowledge, like harassing people and attempting to dox them

My personal theory is that Vidar needs to feel needed, and will spare neither expense nor effort in chasing that dragon, I think even Vidar never sits down & thinks about why he supports DSP so obsessively, and I honestly won't be surprised if he's discovered to be legit spying on Phil in some way. Because his obsession is very unhealthy to say the least.

Also, if you exclude money, BSV makes life very difficult for Phil, he is incompetent, unstable and paranoid, which is possibly a reason why Phil won't grow as a streamer with BSV there, because think about it: If I pay a streamer, I should expect to be able to laugh or joke with them freely and create a quasi-friendship, and having an obsessive and unpredictable chaperone hampers that relationship-building aspect very greatly.
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Absolutely. He just wants to be apart of something no matter the role. For him, right now, this is his crowning achievement in life.
 
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