Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
Covfefe said:
Every time he posts one of those ghoulish selfies I can't help but think that he would benefit greatly from wearing a mask of some kind.
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Listen to it without hearing him say latte at the end. The barista served an adult ordering a drink in the morning. If she had a hard time understanding him, she likely defaulted to latte. How many grown ass men walk inside a coffee shop in the morning and order a hot chocolate??? He whines and bitches all of the time about things that have simple solutions, gets offended nobody interacts with him about the *cool stuff* he posts, then gets pissed with people offer an easy fix to his problem.
 
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crayolasword said:
Major improvement.
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The only problem with a mask is if Strokey attacks a sex worker, it will be a bitch to ID him.

Sex worker, “He has a slack jaw and drooled like a blood hound!”
Cop, “Say no more fam!”


Also, someone asked about if his tongue works. It does. He’s done a lot of speech therapy so he can talk with it. If you want to know what it’s like to talk like Russell, get the mouth piece from the Game Speak out. It’s exactly like that.

And I would be willing to bet that the Latte and mocha story is bullshit. Because he is hard to understand, but not Latte and Mocha bad. My guess he’s just looking for some Facebook likes.
 
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Mary Lee Walsh said:
You know, I've seen several posts now about what would it be like to see Russel eat certain foods but...

I think the real question that is more important than anything going on in Washington no matter what political side you are on is this... What would it be like to get a bj from Russ?
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That's what his Dingle flashing pal was trying to discover.
 
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Maybe she’s hard of hearing and relies on lip reading.

Dude wants everybody to bow to his issues without recognizing that others may have issues of their own. The world revolves around Russell Greer...

(Edit: oops, ninja’d!)

I live in a warm climate so hot chocolate/cocoa isn’t a thing for those over 12. But when kids order, they ask for hot chocolate, not cocoa. It’s a regional thing I’m sure, but just say chocolate if nobody understands cocoa.

Solutions are so easy-unless you want to complain.
 
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There's a strange dissonance between how Russell writes in his shorter Facebook posts and how he expresses himself in other contexts, including in longer posts. In his shorter posts, Russell seems peppy and almost teenage-girl-like. (":lol: New Year's resolution: kick ass 110% every day instead of just 100%! lol ;);)") It seems that, somewhere along the line, Russell really internalized the idea that you need to project a positive attitude, fake it 'til you make it, etc. Sometimes Russell's Facebook feed feels like it's being co-managed by an angry troglodyte who hates the world and himself and, say, Pinkie Pie from MLP.

Every now and then, a post seems to express both tones simultaneously, like when he's whining about some imagined persecution, but does so in a light, sassy, "lol, sure, I guess it's 'no big deal' that snipers are constantly trying to shoot me. :roll::\ People are silly. :roll:" way.
 
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Probably gonna stop going to a certain Starbucks location. Every time I go to this location, there is a certain barista who thinks I’m saying “latte” when I’m saying “mocha”. I used to be all cool about it, now it’s just getting annoying. lol. I mean, yeah, my face is paralyzed and I can slur my words, but come on. It’s like you’re not even trying to understand and then she gets mad at me
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The mocha/latte thing might have happened but as mentioned they sound nothing alike. The part of the quote is the key part of why he won't return to that Starbucks. Isn't "and then she got mad at me" usually Russ-speak for "I was being a creep and she didn't like it"?
 
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LolCoolCat said:
Today in "That Happened". I doubt he has one job offer let alone two or any news person has contacted him.
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They are going to be interested in him until they do a background check. Seriously though, where the fuck does he find these jobs? Like who the fuck are these people that are willing to pay a paralegal 50k that can’t even show up to his own court date on time?
 
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NipplelessWoman said:
They are going to be interested in him until they do a background check. Seriously though, where the fuck does he find these jobs? Like who the fuck are these people that are willing to pay a paralegal 50k that can’t even show up to his own court date on time?
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He's not, he's yabbered on about how this good thing happened!! But then nothing never ever came from it.
We all now this song and dance.
Edit// Grammar
 
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