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Porker LeVance said:
Darkbind is pretty pointless, I think he just has a sword and that’s it. Why would Sonichus need swords? What exactly needs slicing up in CWCville? I bet Darkbind works at a Subway in CWCville slicing tomatoes.
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In fairness to Chris, Darkbind - who's also apparently inspired by Darkwing Duck, though other than the name I don't see why - is more of an 'alternate universe' resident than a CWCville one. He comes from some Renaissance Fayre-type mediaeval realm and buggers off back there after his first pointless appearance, so of course he carries a sword. He does also use it against an opponent - the Jerkop that he fights in said appearance. The more important point of his being a completely pointless and incongruous figure in CWCville still remains, though.
 
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CWCissey said:
Plus I think the recurring event that is the McCann's getting yet more taxpayer money to look for the daughter they murdered reared it's head again a short time after, leading to the anger going there again.
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Someone always has to get quick cash somehow.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
In fairness to Chris, Darkbind - who's also apparently inspired by Darkwing Duck, though other than the name I don't see why - is more of an 'alternate universe' resident than a CWCville one. He comes from some Renaissance Fayre-type mediaeval realm and buggers off back there after his first pointless appearance, so of course he carries a sword. He does also use it against an opponent - the Jerkop that he fights in said appearance. The more important point of his being a completely pointless and incongruous figure in CWCville still remains, though.
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I honestly did think this was Magi-Chan. Christ, I need a player score card.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
In fairness to Chris, Darkbind - who's also apparently inspired by Darkwing Duck, though other than the name I don't see why - is more of an 'alternate universe' resident than a CWCville one. He comes from some Renaissance Fayre-type mediaeval realm and buggers off back there after his first pointless appearance, so of course he carries a sword. He does also use it against an opponent - the Jerkop that he fights in said appearance. The more important point of his being a completely pointless and incongruous figure in CWCville still remains, though.
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I dunno, he was stated to be from RuleCWC, a kingdom that is apparently in England. As far as Chris was arsed to develop it anyway, he'd rather fixate on unimportant details. Maybe in the CWCville dimension England is stuck in the middle ages or something.

Really though, swords are generally used cause they're cool and shit. That's why Future Trunks carried one in a series where massively powerful blasts from your hands win fights (although you can use one to channel energy, and he tricked King Cold with the idea that it's special when it's really bupkis).
 
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Dr. Tremolo said:
dunno, he was stated to be from RuleCWC, a kingdom that is apparently in England. As far as Chris was arsed to develop it anyway, he'd rather fixate on unimportant details. Maybe in the CWCville dimension England is stuck in the middle ages or something.
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I believe RuleCWC was based on Hyrule from the Legend of Zelda, and Darkbind's purported storyline was very similar to the typical Zelda plot.

I think Chris just got bored with him and focused on Sonichu, though I would take Darkbind over Ponychu any day now.
 
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neural said:
I believe RuleCWC was based on Hyrule from the Legend of Zelda, and Darkbind's purported storyline was very similar to the typical Zelda plot.
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Oh I absolutely know that part and how hilariously unimaginative and ego-feeding such name is. The perplexing phrase was when he called it "RuleCWC of England". I suppose it's one of those questions we'll never get an answer for, and I absolutely HAVE to know what goes on in an autistic manchild's head regarding his fictional safe space goddammit.
 
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Dr. Tremolo said:
Oh I absolutely know that part and how hilariously unimaginative and ego-feeding such name is. The perplexing phrase was when he called it "RuleCWC of England". I suppose it's one of those questions we'll never get an answer for, and I absolutely HAVE to know what goes on in an autistic manchild's head regarding his fictional safe space goddammit.
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You can ask him nicely on Twitter, he seems to answer people he doesn't suspect to be trolls.
 
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https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/949456833793716229?s=17

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Edit: Chris also made the same post on Facebook but this version has a little bit more text
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Can anybody translate?
 
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