Containment Idea Guy / Joshua Wise (Manipulating the intellecutally disabled for fun) Megathread

[Bernd Lauert]

"schiße ein zebra" means "shoot a zebra"

Almost but not quite.

"Schiße" is not a word. The spelling mistake makes it unrecognizable.

It's either meant to be "Schieße" which would indeed be the imperative of "shießen" - to shoot

Or it could be "Scheiße" which is "shit" In that case it would have to be followed by a comma.

Kudos to the German posters on here, you did well.
Two things though: "rough day" can't be translated ad verbatim - "grober Tag" wouldn't be understood. It's "harter Tag" (hard day).

"Bevor wir alle toten sind" makes no sense either -
bevor wir alle tot sind - before we are all dead
bevor wir alle Tote sind - before we are all corpses

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris streamed destiny once(without sound) and uncharted 4 where he struggeled to get past a section, and demanded in the end that people gave him 5 bucks for hid efford.

It truely suprises me he did not even atempt to stream sonic forces, but even streaming videa is to much work.

I think @MasterDisaster pushed him to do the streams of Uncharted and Destiny, and Chris doesn't think to do that kind of stuff on his own.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I think @MasterDisaster pushed him to do the streams of Uncharted and Destiny, and Chris doesn't think to do that kind of stuff on his own.

You'd think Chris would be totally cut out for streaming games. He gets to play games, ramble about nonsense and make money doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Raiken]

You'd think Chris would be totally cut out for streaming games. He gets to play games, ramble about nonsense and make money doing absolutely nothing.

Chris found patreon, where he can do actualy not do anything at all and get 500 bucks.

 

[Done]

You'd think Chris would be totally cut out for streaming games. He gets to play games, ramble about nonsense and make money doing absolutely nothing.

The weens alone would pay off his mortgage.

 

[MY 405]

Darkbind? I think he's generally confused with Magi-Chan, they're both purple.
But then again so many of these hogs are fucking redundant.

IIRC, the 1st two are the same, the 3rd is a completely different character based on Link.

Kiwi Farms ruined me.

I HAVE thought Darkbink and Magi-Chan are the same character. You guys serve above and beyond. Bless you.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I forgot Darkbind even existed. Also Blazebob Sonichu and Chloe Rosechu for most obscure Sonichu characters.

 

[zap2theextreme]

You'd think Chris would be totally cut out for streaming games. He gets to play games, ramble about nonsense and make money doing absolutely nothing.

It's just not something he's interested in doing. I don't think he even enjoys videogames anymore. He finds it more fun to just play games in the fantasy world he's created inside his mind.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Darkbind is pretty pointless, I think he just has a sword and that’s it. Why would Sonichus need swords? What exactly needs slicing up in CWCville? I bet Darkbind works at a Subway in CWCville slicing tomatoes.

 

[Wraith]

I think Jamsta was picked to throw even us off.

Also probably a reference to the amount of sex scandals that popped up this year in Hollywood.

"You know, a comic for kids!"

 

[Lucricitous]

Why would Sonichus need swords?

Even Sonichu's canon evolution has a sword.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Darkbind is pretty pointless, I think he just has a sword and that’s it. Why would Sonichus need swords? What exactly needs slicing up in CWCville? I bet Darkbind works at a Subway in CWCville slicing tomatoes.

It kinda threw me back to Chris’s Mary Sue of a Neptunia goddess. She can lift and tear through tanks like butter, despite the fact that nobody has ever gone to war with CWCville bringing tanks.

All in all, they’re just there to be there, and serve no real purpose other than to add to the collage of autism.

 

[Trilby]

All in all, they’re just there to be there, and serve no real purpose other than to add to the collage of autism.

Exactly!

 

[Lucricitous]

She can lift and tear through tanks like butter, despite the fact that nobody has ever gone to war with CWCville bringing tanks.

Well obviously she's gonna make sure it stays that way.

 

[nad7155]

Well obviously she's gonna make sure it stays that way.

Autists around the web will rejoice.

 

[Mogambo]

I bet Darkbind works at a Subway in CWCville slicing tomatoes.

To be quite honest? That would seem to fit with Chris' childish and rather limited imagination. He really doesn't like conflict, or violence, or character death. He wants a weird children's cartoon universe but where everyone holds quiet 9-to-5 jobs, so characters with swords are more likely to use them to chop deli meat than fight people.

 

[Angel Bob]

Possibly a reference to the Rodney King riots? Albeit, with molestation in place of cops getting off the hook for beating a man despite evidence?

I’m just working with what I have on this bit.

The Fatherland reference make me think Idea Guy might be British, the book was a big hit over there, but the average American would be more familiar with the Man in the High Castle. All of his Nazi references so far have come from pop culture, not deep lore stuff.
Where there protests or riots in the aftermath of Jimmy Saville/pedophile ring cover up?

The main thing I'm getting from this is that no one knows how to spell Brendan Fraser's name.

Chris wouldn't care if it went public. Everyone knows Chris has a tendency to get handsy if he thinks he's in with a girl. I doubt he even knows it's wrong - if he was pulled up on it, he'd probably pass it off as "us girls tee-hee-hee."

At this point, there's pretty much nothing you can blackmail him with. We know he visited a prostitute. We know he wants to bang his mom. We know he shits himself. We know he used to drink his cum. We know what porn he watches. We know his sexual fantasies. We have plenty of evidence of him being sexist, racist and homophobic. His nudes are all over the Internet. He's even been (falsely) accused of being a pedophile.

And even if you did have dirt on him, what then? It's not like you could get him sacked. Mommy's not going to kick him out. The worst you could do is get his friends to abandon him, but he'd just blame it on the dang dirty trolls leaking information, shit himself and do nothing.

Chris is pretty bulletproof, in that there is nothing you can threaten him with because his life is so meaningless and his reputation is about as poor as it can get.

He is afraid of the police though.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

The Fatherland reference make me think Idea Guy might be British, the book was a big hit over there, but the average American would be more familiar with the Man in the High Castle. All of his Nazi references so far have come from pop culture, not deep lore stuff.
Where there protests or riots in the aftermath of Jimmy Saville/pedophile ring cover up?



He is afraid of the police though.

I’m American, so I didn’t know Saville until just now.

Ironically, I actually heard of Fatherland first before The Man in the high castle.

 

[CWCissey]

Where there protests or riots in the aftermath of Jimmy Saville/pedophile ring cover up?

No, just a lot of anger which gave way to cynicism after a lot of victims came forward. The police investigation sort of sputtered out because a lot of the victims had no evidence/could easily be debunked. After a while it just gave way to Jimmy Savile jokes because the British public were satisfied that at least something appeared to get done in the wake of Max Clifford and Rolf Harris being jailed.

 

[Trilby]

No, just a lot of anger which gave way to cynicism after a lot of victims came forward. The police investigation sort of sputtered out because a lot of the victims had no evidence/could easily be debunked. After a while it just gave way to Jimmy Savile jokes because the British public were satisfied that at least something appeared to get done in the wake of Max Clifford and Rolf Harris being jailed.

There's that.