Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

why his beard so snotty though

Probably some constantly slobbering and drooling into it as well as food falling on it, and just general shitty hygiene.

He looks like one of those old toys where you'd use a magnet under it to put a beard of steel filings on some cartoon.

 

[SwiggitySwooty]

Long time lurker, but about time I joined the disgustion.

I don't see how anything is going to be funnier than the real life shitshow he has turned his life into. Except playing it all out again!

This dude is his own biggest troll.

 

[CausticMinory]

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Oh so he's going to be writing it from the view of the KiwiFarms forum.

 

[AnOminous]

How many grown ass men walk inside a coffee shop in the morning and order a hot chocolate???

Probably a bunch of people in Utah because they're Mormons.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

They are going to be interested in him until they do a background check. Seriously though, where the fuck does he find these jobs? Like who the fuck are these people that are willing to pay a paralegal 50k that can’t even show up to his own court date on time?

I think Russ visited the Orchards today and saw this, and he's taking it to a whole new level:

Russell really internalized the idea that you need to project a positive attitude, fake it 'til you make it, etc.

Not that his fake "positive vibes" post is convincing anyone (including local law firms), since he mentioned his incredibly negative TS graphic novel in between the fake job offers and lies about good health and fitness. All of that Starbucks and $12 brownies don't amount to good health, no matter how many greasy selfies you take at Planet Fitness.

And now he's writing a romantic comedy. I can't wait to see how that works out, considering Russ feels the need to explain every single joke he ever attempts to make.

 

[Guy Smiley]

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Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. Will the romcom end with:

A. Taylor changing her mind and declaring her true love for our slack-faced hero
B. Russ falling in love with some fictional girl who can actually stand him
C. Katy Perry running in to fight off Taylor Swift in defense of Russell's honor
D. Write-in ballot

(I imagine the Taylor Swift/Katy Perry battle happening with giant robots. It's about as realistic as any other possible ending.)

 

[Barbarella]

He says two different companies “have interest” in him, as well as law firms having interest.

To Russ, having interest means he walked in and dropped off a resume and the clerk said “thank you, I’ll pass this to the right people.” Interest.

He’ll never get a job that makes 50k and will certainly never work for a law firm.

I do want to know how he’s getting money to pay artists/rent/food.... I think his parents aren’t going to let him drown and are paying his way. I wish I knew what they did for a living.

 

[LolCoolCat]

For a person who was cutting back from posting on social media he sure is posting a lot again today. Not sure if he is trying to convince us or himself that things are great when really he is in shit with no job offer coming, no family (didn't know about the engagement) and didn't destroy Swift.

 

[DrJonesHat]

(I imagine the Taylor Swift/Katy Perry battle happening with giant robots. It's about as realistic as any other possible ending.)

Give it time. It's quite possible that will be their next video.

 

[Rayleigh]

There is literally no way to make the Taylor Swift incident funnier. No one can make up an ex-Mormon with Mobeius Syndrome putting Taylor Swift in his crosshairs for his next target on a series of vexatious litigations because women won't fuck him. It's whole scenario is so absurd that the humour emerges from the fact that it's real, anything additional is just taking away from the humour as it didn't happen. If Russell produces a romantic comedy script I'll rewrite it with things he's actually said.

Spoiler

After the wiki page which is coming end of January most likely.

As for the 50k thing, it's definitely bullshit. That's a slightly above average salary according to a preliminary Google search, literally any other applicant would be better for that position. I imagine Russell gets put ahead as a diversity hire, but he's going to get fucked in the interview and if not, then hell get fucked in the post-interview Google search.

 

[Morbidly curious]

Every time he goes to that Starbucks location he gets the same barista.... More like he stalked her during working hours and she got creeped out. Cue the Reeeeing about muh disability.

 

[uglytroll4u]

Yep. 2018 is gonna be a fun year full of REEEEEEE!!

ETA: this is like throwing gasoline to a house on fire

ETAx2: He's in full sperg mode tonight

I see a Taylor Olivia episode in Russhole's life.

 

[Barbarella]

He keeps insisting that nobody understands his point about this vicarious liability. (He’s soooo much smarter than anybody else...) That’s why he wants to do a comic, to explain it again.

I wish somebody would post, “We understand it, but disagree.” I’d like to see his response to that. Aside from a ban, block and going off-line for a night, of course.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I wish somebody would post, “We understand it, but disagree.” I’d like to see his response to that. Aside from a ban, block and going off-line for a night, of course.

We saw how that played out when @NipplelessWoman gave him the smackdown treatment.

ETA: more comments on the missing the point status:

"Internet task force", lol. "Harder than said"? Does he mean "easier said than done"? What a fucking bamboon... his ability to mangle figures of speech never ceases to amaze me...

 

[Spawn]

Eh 50k isnt much gents my job as a guard pays 14 and bestbuy is like 15-15.30 so depending on what it is 25 an hour could be hypothetically possible. (Though not for Somone with his employment history who is gonna get analy ahniliated during the interview)

 

[HQumn]

Hopefully he doesn’t delete her.

 

[Russtard]

What a fucking crybaby.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Hell this is a whole thread, a whole entire FORUM that's never gonna fuck Taylor. I think we understand his "plight" well enough.

Also:

 

[Spawn]

Hell this is a whole thread, a whole entire FORUM that's never gonna fuck Taylor. I think we understand his "plight" well enough.

Also:
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Yeah russ when pigs fly (or your face works same thing really)

 

[The Great Citracett]