Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[HG 400]

There we have Nr 28 of guys that want to call me from this forum, I don't run a Sex Telephone Line guys sorry. I challenged KG to call me for 1 reason, he said he already called me which he didnt so I wanted him to talk to the real me and record it so he couldnt twist words after like he does a dozen times a week on the TKOF forums. Then Vidar joined in with him so he became part of the challenge, they didnt accept it so that was the end of it. I have no intention to make telephone calls to all the very Thirsty guys on the forums here. So far I been asked by 28 guys for a Phone call before I know it I can start charging for it and work from home lol. I can call it the kiwifarms Hot Line for all your guilty desires lol..

How much per minute to recite all my banking details and say "You're doxed, Dynastia, and now you're going to get banned you naughty shitposter"?

 

[Done]

Yeah it's quite a spectacle. Only thing I'm going to be mad at is how fucking smug KGHaleon, @BSV , and especially Phil are going to be when this story is inevitably disproven. I can imagine that prestream...

"Guys I showed my girlfriend and now we can all laugh at the detractors and trolls for actually believing in their mentally ill minds that I raped a woman and hired all these escorts! What a bunch of nudnigs, you see how the detractors keep trying to ruin my life? Now that my girlfriend is here im going to need extra support from you guys this month......"

yadda yadda yadda and the pitybux are going flow in.

And why do you care if the pitybux come in or not? We aren't in this to have Phil destroyed, we're in this to keep laughing at him, and we can't laugh at a failed streamer that doesn't fail stream anymore, can we?

My laughs at the moment come from the simple fact that all Phil wants is to completely put the escort business behind him, for good or ill. But his fans are not letting him, and his squirm in front of the camera is hilarious to behold.

Also, if you think about it, Phil has bled his supporters dry, I expect a slowdown to come at some point soon, not necessarily this month, but soon. Even his paypigs have limits to abide to, tugboats to wait for, and cash flows to manage.

Also, I firmly believe that Phil will spill the beans at some point in the future, he always has done it whenever he has an idea on how to twist the story and put it in a grey area to further his own ends. Similar to how he did with Leanna.

 

[carolburnett]

Delete this if it's pointless speculation already mentioned but:
Mystery Woman on Dec. 30, 2017

No idea exactly how much but it sure was a lot, he bought me clothes for me to wear when i was there, we went out for dinners, shopping etc.

Phil Burnell on January 5, 2018 discussing his soul mate.

Around 19:45 "There's a lot of stuff we need to work on...get her new clothing and everything and stuff for this because she lives in a..." and then weirdly cuts off even though he already mentioned she lived in a rented house. (I like to think he was about to say brothel, but I don't know if escorts use those for work)

Okay but seriously what is up with Phil Chad Burnell buying his lady companions or gfs clothing? I don't think he knows shit about clothes (but he's got that sweet sweet $$) Is it just me or this weird? Like is this some allowance daddy bullshit happening? I'm upset I even wrote that in this thread.

 

[Xenomorph]

Delete this if it's pointless speculation already mentioned but:
Mystery Woman on Dec. 30, 2017


Phil Burnell on January 5, 2018 discussing his soul mate.

Around 19:45 "There's a lot of stuff we need to work on...get her new clothing and everything and stuff for this because she lives in a..." and then weirdly cuts off even though he already mentioned she lived in a rented house. (I like to think he was about to say brothel, but I don't know if escorts use those for work)

Okay but seriously what is up with Phil Chad Burnell buying his lady companions or gfs clothing? I don't think he knows shit about clothes (but he's got that sweet sweet $$) Is it just me or this weird? Like is this some allowance daddy bullshit happening? I'm upset I even wrote that in this thread.

I thought he was gonna say DORM.

To answer him buying them shit, well how else are you gonna bribe an emotionally stunted girl to sign her life away to you? Buy her a few shirts.
Edit: you know what else is nasty about this new "gf" that she has to know how he conducts his business and how he makes his money and the constant bitching and whining he does and still wants to spend all her time with him.
Phil sure knows how to pick those mental midgets to take advantage of. This is why he got sick of Leanna, as she got older she became more wise to his shit and talked back to him and we all know phil has little dick syndrome and hates being told what to do or him perceiving that he is being told what to do.

 

[neger psykolog]

Not only that, why are they answering more defensively for accusations made against DSP than DSP himself in the first place? Do they not find that just a little fucking weird?

Oh DSP answered:

lol

 

[carolburnett]

To answer him buying them shit, well how else are you gonna bribe an emotionally stunted girl to sign her life away to you? Buy her a few shirts.

What really skeeved me out was earlier he was talking about how they were trying to figure out when she would move in but then gets very excited and is all "GOOD NEWS" when he explains her landlord is kicking her out. Great! She's got nowhere else to go!

 

[Xenomorph]

What really skeeved me out was earlier he was talking about how they were trying to figure out when she would move in but then gets very excited and is all "GOOD NEWS" when he explains her landlord is kicking her out. Great! She's got nowhere else to go!

Ugh, yeah I caught that too. What he didnt mention is her "landlord" is probably her "parents". This wouldnt be the first time Phil came between a girl and her family's objections. Not to mention that its mindboggling how any female would listen to this guy say the first reason he wants her there is to help him make food and contribute monetarily.

 

[OneDaySon]

Troll or not, I liked @MysteryWoman from the start because of the heat of the situation and it's amusing real or fake, but holy shit she's fucking spectacular when it comes to banter. If Mister Metokur ever does another BrightSideBob stream again she should be with him.

Yeah, I know I keep saying it but if she's real then its amazing and if she's not its still amazing as she's been a troll who's produced so much good lolcow worthy content including full on breakdowns from DSP, BSV and KG. The content alone would make up for the fact that DSP didn't really sleep with an escort.

Though I do have to ask why do KG and BSV flip out about this thing in particular so much? Is it the worry that their money has been going towards this?

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah, I know I keep saying it but if she's real then its amazing and if she's not its still amazing as she's been a troll who's produced so much good lolcow worthy content including full on breakdowns from DSP, BSV and KG. The content alone would make up for the fact that DSP didn't really sleep with an escort.

Though I do have to ask why do KG and BSV flip out about this thing in particular so much? Is it the worry that their money has been going towards this?

Its because of the discussion DSP had with them when this story first came up:

 

[Xenomorph]

Oh DSP answered:

lol

The KANG has spoken, stay away from them ding dang dirty trollz

 

[Drip Feed]

Dont forget she needs all this shit when she moves in, drivers license for the state or some bullshit, a car!!

Hope you're ready for the car fund raiser for my gf in February - April.

 

[HerrKlicks]

death by a million cuts!

 

[neger psykolog]

@MysteryWoman time for a no bullshit question / no bullshit answer

If DSP came on stream and said something along the lines of "I did not hire an escort called Kimberlie Brink" would you 100% consider the NDA to be violated?

 

[SilkyEnigma]

@MysteryWoman time for a no bullshit question / no bullshit answer

If DSP came on stream and said something along the lines of "I did not hire an escort called Kimberlie Brink" would you 100% consider the NDA to be violated?

If the NDA was real, I dont see how it wasn't broken several times already. She's leaked so much information from detailing prices, payment dates, specific details on time spent together, released information on his dealings with other women, the list goes on. I mean the NDA is virtually worthless if all this information can be released. Why would anybody in the future sign this worthless agreement after witnessing this case is a moron. You pay for this service, piss off the woman, she says all this shit and you dont threaten a slander case and cant say shit back?

Nope. It gives you away, so what's the point?

 

[neger psykolog]

If the NDA was real, I dont see how it wasn't broken several times already. She's leaked so much information from detailing prices, payment dates, specific details on time spent together, released information on his dealings with other women, the list goes on. I mean the NDA is virtually worthless if all this information can be released. Why would anybody in the future would sign it after witnessing this case is a moron. You pay for this service, piss off the woman, she says all this shit and you dont threaten a slander case? You give yourself away.

 

[BlackBerserker1]

WHAT HAVE YOU LOST?

... Time? I spent weeks coming here because i thought i was with like minded people? I thought Phil had majorly fucked up ? 10 days ago the " i dont care if its real or not " shit started which proved people themselves don't buy this story and they are fence riding. And just want to stick it to DSP real or not. Im not here for that autistic shit. I dont like Phil. But i dont like him for what i know he has done, something tangible.

I find myself surrounded by people claiming to be morally superior to him and calling him a lolcow all the while they are HOPING some girl was legitimately raped just so they have juicy gossip on him to laugh about. I dont want to go-with-the-flow and nod and rub my hands together at the thought of rape and molestation while hiding behind "shitposting on the internet isnt serious business" to try and convince myself im not wasting time in a delusional fashion. Newsflash, you are not a cool guy if you pretend you arent taking things seriously when you need to declare over and over you arent taking things seriously and other people need to not take things seriously.

We have people being doxed here, addresses being leaked, random strangers on twitter being labeled pedophiles and claims of rape and assault. Yeah thats just " shitposting ". Fuck.

 

[Drip Feed]

If the NDA was real, I dont see how it wasn't broken several times already. She's leaked so much information from detailing prices, payment dates, specific details on time spent together, released information on his dealings with other women, the list goes on. I mean the NDA is virtually worthless if all this information can be released. Why would anybody in the future sign this worthless agreement after witnessing this case is a moron. You pay for this service, piss off the woman, she says all this shit and you dont threaten a slander case and cant say shit back?

Nope. It gives you away, so what's the point?

Not only that but what would it matter that he say her name vocally when shes typed out his name numerous times with the clear "he payed me for my services", maybe i just dont understand this NDA though.

 

[neger psykolog]

Not only that but what would it matter that he say her name vocally when shes typed out his name numerous times with the clear "he payed me for my services", maybe i just dont understand this NDA though.

Because an angry escort is a hell of a lot scarier than a guy who has a lot to lose by just saying her name?

 

[HG 400]

I find myself surrounded by people claiming to be morally superior to him and calling him a lolcow all the while they are HOPING some girl was legitimately raped just so they have juicy gossip on him to laugh about. I dont want to go-with-the-flow and nod and rub my hands together at the thought of rape and molestation while hiding behind "shitposting on the internet isnt serious business" to try and convince myself im not wasting time in a delusional fashion. Newsflash, you are not a cool guy if you pretend you arent taking things seriously when you need to declare over and over you arent taking things seriously and other people need to not take things seriously.

We have people being doxed here, addresses being leaked, random strangers on twitter being labeled pedophiles and claims of rape and assault. Yeah thats just " shitposting ". Fuck.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms.

PS. I hope your mother gets legitimately raped.

 

[neger psykolog]

Welcome to Kiwi Farms.

PS. I hope your mother gets legitimately raped.

Its like they really haven't left this specific subforum at all.