Inaugural Reveal of First Lady of Gout (Speculation Station)

[neger psykolog]

I think the tank top is just her style honestly from what I saw of her pre-Phil.

@neger psykolog is this the new thread for his probably nonexistent mystery girlfriend?

Pretty much. The first thread was made because DSP couldn't shut up about his new "girlfriend" despite being told by everyone.
Once Mysterywoman came along it kind of died off and no one was really speculating on who mystery redhead was (wonder why).

So yeah, this is da place to speculate

 

[Borderline_Systematic]

Pretty much. The first thread was made because DSP couldn't shut up about his new "girlfriend" despite being told by everyone.
Once Mysterywoman came along it kind of died off and no one was really speculating on who mystery redhead was (wonder why).

So yeah, this is da place to speculate

What i dont get, is as this story gets more and more convoluted, who (who has been following phil for longer than a few months) in their right mind would believe that DSP has the patience, initiative and general dilligence to Juggle multiple escorts and a new " girlfriend ".

Phil is a lazy motherfucker, he stays up until 3-6 am every day, wakes up at 12-2 pm. Binge watches netflix in his downtime and has never made a move to improve his buisness without having something exploding in his face first. He still after 10 years cant even be bothered to edit videos. This is the guy that considers shopping and doing laundry as excersize.

The entire thing just seems like far too much effort for Phil, especially when he knows for a fact people try and dig shit up on him on the daily.

To me, him having an actual girlfriend is more believable at this point. And i look forwards to seeing that relationship crumble.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Pretty much. The first thread was made because DSP couldn't shut up about his new "girlfriend" despite being told by everyone.
Once Mysterywoman came along it kind of died off and no one was really speculating on who mystery redhead was (wonder why).

So yeah, this is da place to speculate

That's too bad, I was having to edit my comment because 17+ days had gone by and I was the last poster. So to have more to say on the topic meant I had to edit my old comment which of course doesn't bump the thread. I guess I'll repost those thoughts here in the end of this post.

who would believe that DSP has the patience, initiative and general dilligence to Juggle multiple escorts and a new " girlfriend ".

The entire thing just seems like far too much effort for Phil, especially when he knows for a fact people try and dig shit up on him on the daily.

I think you're confusing something. Any and all combinations are likely because all of them include throwing wads of cash instead of effort, and solving problems as lazily as possible. Escorts effectively come to you, and of course it's spending top dollar like we all know Phil is prone to do pointlessly. Some girlfriend that contacted him who was a fan, once more is absolutely no effort, and is a form of contact he's very comfortable with.

The mystery woman story started out too good to be true, progressed into suspended disbelief and is now hovering in a territory of unprovable incredibility. She has done her part one way or another. If it was legit she got paid and the saga is over, if she wasn't legit then she didn't have a good long-term plan is trying to save face/fizzle out or something. It's not that important, as you can look away from it with no harm done. If something comes of it, good, if not whatever.

Reposting my thoughts from the now-defunct Deanna Thread that I had edited in post-escort saga's beginning:

Edit 17 days later into Escort Saga:
A (((drunk))) stream and sober trashtalking stream later he's now thoroughly drug Leanna through the mud so it's definitely not her, but if it isn't an escort and it is real (which I'd be willing to believe) then it's going to be hilarious when she realizes his full internet presence and all the shit he's been saying about her. His plans for her servitude will be a huge shocker.

EDIT Post Escort Saga: Yeah, I did it. I'm calling the escort saga dead. She got her needed leverage to make him sweat via like 40 spergy dudes who loosely keep up and troll tip/etc.

From here on out it's just attention probably and if it is the only ones to blame are the thirsty dudes who give it.

I think it's probable that this Tiffany is a goose chase, so perhaps we're back at square one for figuring out who the mystery girlfriend was in the case that the escort was a ruse cruise for all involved. @neger psykolog had it right with his deck/dealer metaphor, only I'd like to amend that we're either the deck and she's the dealer, or we're another sucker at the table like DSP and she's still the dealer. Was a fun ride either way, and I really hope it was her.

I'll be awful sad if it was some impressionable little girl.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Sorry for the double post but the thread will stay buried if I keep editing.

Given the stuff I've been catching up with, it's definitely starting to feel like the escort saga was a ruse and more like he really did wrangle some little girl into moving in with him again, possibly foreign.

Possibilities that the tax situation was entirely fraud to move someone internationally into the US? Odds he'd marry someone into citizenship? He's been talking soulmate, etc. I feel a lot of time he's doing that he's likely not trying to deceive the greater audience as much as HER because it looks like he's talking to them and she's secretly observing and "seeing how he talks about her when she's not around" like puppy relationship virtue signalling.

 

[neger psykolog]

Sorry for the double post but the thread will stay buried if I keep editing.

Given the stuff I've been catching up with, it's definitely starting to feel like the escort saga was a ruse and more like he really did wrangle some little girl into moving in with him again, possibly foreign.

Possibilities that the tax situation was entirely fraud to move someone internationally into the US? Odds he'd marry someone into citizenship? He's been talking soulmate, etc. I feel a lot of time he's doing that he's likely not trying to deceive the greater audience as much as HER because it looks like he's talking to them and she's secretly observing and "seeing how he talks about her when she's not around" like puppy relationship virtue signalling.

idk i understand people being skeptical of the MW story however people have doubted the actual "girlfriend" story since day 1 too.

Today I think that he was claiming mid February as her moving in day
And that she'll need to get new clothes (for some reason)

Also said she'll be helping to clean out Leanna's office and that she has a gaming PC and consoles that they'll setup in there.

 

[Endir]

if any Norwegian forum members notice a butler-like hobo missing from a bench at their local park, do not panic, its because he has immigrated to the States.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Also said she'll be helping to clean out Leanna's office and that she has a gaming PC and consoles that they'll setup in there.

This is great, I hope she has to clean up his ex-mom's shit.

Honest man, he's probably importing some dumb girl from Canadaland or some shit to be his wifemaid. It'll take ages for a relationship that is started on those grounds to go south. It'll never be great, but will fester slowly.

I can't say I buy either story but he's doubling down on a girlfriend in a month that he'll need to produce. His erratic behavior in going quiet about the girlfriend, saying very...vague or nothings about how it's going, then suddenly "she's moving in soon" after he rakes in cash could just as easily be par for the dumbass course with him so he could hold out on saying anything solid until he had the cash to get her here. Definitely still keeping some toes crossed for the MW story, but not willing to die on that hill either. I am taking the advice of many and taking it for what it is, and being ok if it's not.

 

[Borderline_Systematic]

PLOT TWIST: fredfuchs spent his MIA time getting gender reassignment surgery and the soulmate is the most elaborate catfish ever.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

PLOT TWIST: BSV spent his MIA time getting gender reassignment surgery and the soulmate is the most elaborate catfish ever.

FTFY
Lemme add, it's not just the most elaborate catfish ever, but detractor inception, he was a detractor pretending to be a fan who pretended to be a detractor sometimes, who eventually pretended to be a girlfriend

 

[Phoebe Cates]

Honest man, he's probably importing some dumb girl from Canadaland or some shit to be his wifemaid.

• Phil's sudden need for large amounts of cash
• Moving in after only being with him in person a handful of times
• Willing to be Phil's maid
• Doesn't know what WWE or Ikea is
• Zero standards apparently

Oh shit, it might actually be a mail order bride

 

[neger psykolog]

• Phil's sudden need for large amounts of cash
• Moving in after only being with him in person a handful of times
• Willing to be Phil's maid
• Doesn't know what WWE or Ikea is
• Zero standards apparently

Oh shit, it might actually be a mail order bride

She pretty much has to be within the US based upon what he's said (unable to fly because of drivers license)

Its a confusing situation for sure. And with 10-12 hour flight delays its even more confusing.

Supposedly she does have a drivers license though, which is at least interesting.

 

[Phoebe Cates]

She pretty much has to be within the US based upon what he's said (unable to fly because of drivers license)

Its a confusing situation for sure. And with 10-12 hour flight delays its even more confusing.

Supposedly she does have a drivers license though, which is at least interesting.

There's definitely a lot of conflicts in his story, which could be a side effect of him trying to carry multiple bullshit stories at the same time, but I'm interested to see what the endgame is here. Personally my money's on some random catastrophic event stopping her from moving in and her never being mentioned again but we'll see.

 

[Meta Junglira]

The girlfriend is actually a mannequin from the local Dillard's. While DSP was making his usual trips to the mall for Krispy Kreme and Sbarro, he saw her and fell madly in love with her since she wouldn't become a filthy detractor like Leanna.

The money he needs is clearly to purchase her from the store (clothes included) and hire a live in maid service where the maid poses the mannequin and speaks to DSP.

 

[Xenomorph]

He made panda dye her hair/get a wig and go radio silent in some bid to blackmail her to pose for those pics for him because otherwise he will send his tism death squad after her if she doesnt comply.

 

[Transvaalan]

Lol what if its Leanna moving back in?

 

[HerrKlicks]

Pushing all weirdness and inconsistency about Phil's story aside and assuming he truly believes she is his soulmate. Given that she, according to Phil, seems to be in a rush as well to move in what are the chances of Phil getting Ooopsie'd?

"The KAHNDOM wasn't BLAHKING - nothingicouldo *snort*"

 

[Phoebe Cates]

 

[carolburnett]

If Phil reveals his gf like he did Leanna with a very special Valentine's Day vlog/intro/showcase of the trophy girlfriend, I will have a great laughing fit. He is already in full on repeat the past thinking it will achieve success again. Why not throw the gf under that category too. She is legit a prop to him.

 

[SilkyEnigma]

If Phil reveals his gf like he did Leanna with a very special Valentine's Day vlog/intro/showcase of the trophy girlfriend, I will have a great laughing fit. He is already in full on repeat the past thinking it will achieve success again. Why not throw the gf under that category too. She is legit a prop to him.

I'm almost positive that's exactly what's going happen. Its going to be February 28th and he is going to have a vlog style introduction on his couch and just say "Hello everyone, this is my girlfriend and I wanting to wish you a belated Valentine's Day". No editing, nothing. Which is real sad because from that day forward her life is going to change for the worse, all over Phil's dying need to impress a bunch of strangers over the internet.

 

[FatNero]

I just want the reveal to be:

Plot twist cross over bitches!