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I wonder if June and Greg still have NRE(for new relationship energy) even though they've been together for 2 years or so. I mean the way they(especially June) acts as if they only started dating awhile ago. I wouldn't have believed they've been together for 2 years unless you told me. Going from long distance to married is a huge jump. I think they should have at least tried living together for a year before getting engaged.
I'm getting the NRE vibe off of them as well.

Now whether it's June moving to Canada or Skeptic moving to the states, either way it's going to be a pain in the ass to immigrate to either country. I wonder if they're prepared for the long wait to become full fledged citizens
 
Apparently they like Porgs
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I was watching this vid, she looks fucking miserable. I'm guessing she was seriously thinking about bailing when he popped the question.

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She's said in the past she didn't want to get married at all, although I think Shoe's too obsessed with being a "chill girl" to ever assert herself or tell the truth about what she wants. It's her literal fetish.

BUT ANYWAY: It's amazing how I never get sick of pointing out how shit her makeup is. Like just look at that cakey smudge mess. Look at that giant missing spot. Look at the pounds of shit under her eyes shes using to hide dark circles. Look at those crappy false lashes.
 
^A lot of girls say that. They're liars for the most part. And I thought her fetish was to be a very submissive woman to a very dominant man(at least in her eyes)?
 
She's said in the past she didn't want to get married at all, although I think Shoe's too obsessed with being a "chill girl" to ever assert herself or tell the truth about what she wants. It's her literal fetish.
My guess is that the fat arab dude wants to move to the states and it’s easier to get a work permit if you’re married to a US citizen. I cannot fault him for wanting to escape Canada, though.
 
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^Do you think he would've proposed if Greg was a US citizen? I'm not sure but I do find it odd that he's fine with marrying another woman after divorcing one. That's not a common thing for divorced people to do.

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It also makes this picture a bit funny in hindsight:
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This could show that Greg might have alternative motives to marrying shoe but who knows really.
 
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^Do you think he would've proposed if Greg was a US citizen? I'm not sure but I do find it odd that he's fine with marrying another woman after divorcing one. That's not a common thing for divorced people to do.

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It also makes this picture a bit funny in hindsight:View attachment 350144

This could show that Greg might have alternative motives to marrying shoe but who knows really.

They aren't married yet...

and Helmet Head seems to have the wandering eye. Going to string her along as long as possible until you can find a better model?

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^I don't think so because I looked back through Greg's timeline to when he liked them and they were still there. Also lol that porn star looks like a skinnier version of Egoraptor's wife. Greg confirmed for shit taste in transwomen.
 
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