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- Mar 24, 2016
The more he talks about his girlfriend the more he sounds like someone who never had a girlfriend before and wants to tell the world not how special she is, but how special he is because he got a girlfriend.
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Luckily, we have a whole forum full of other exceptional trainwrecks. I do feel like post-escort saga is gonna be pretty underwhelming in DSP land, outside of whatever happens with his girlfriend's debut.
Why does he bother at all? I don't get that mentality. If you really believe Phil's bullshit then the best thing to do would be to ignore anything we said here, everything we say here are lies and manipulations according to The Burnell Cult.
Phil doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't give him money and probably wouldn't remember KG after two seconds of him dissapearing so i really don't get why people like @BSV and KG spend so many hours of their lives trying to do damage control for Phil and keeping up with the "detractor news and their schemes" if the end result won't change neither us or Phil. If this isn't a display of sheer insecurity then i don't know what to tell you.
Uh what the fuck even? That literally just gave me cancer.
Sounds like Animal Crossing LARP.
Are there like a hundred people that just have his stuff autoplaying throughout the day?Philly Cheesecake is now uploading 30+ videos a day to keep his channel from tanking in views. He knows his channel is slowly drowning, yet Philly boy keeps flapping his arms.
Honestly, I bet they are.View attachment 350409
I have never heard of Phil having any siblings sooooo I guess his branch of, "House Burnell" dies with him.
His parents must be so proud...
SoK claimed at some point there are DSP fans who have Phil's videos on autoplay without adblock.Are there like a hundred people that just have his stuff autoplaying throughout the day?
I think that was based off one or two fans saying they either slept or went to work with DSP playlists playing. Sleeping with a YouTube playlist playing in the background is apparently not a strange thing to do, according to my teenager, so whatever. I can't remember who it was, though.SoK claimed at some point there are DSP fans who have Phil's videos on autoplay without adblock.
If my wife is working nights sometimes i'll get a playlist going before I fall asleep. I've probably given hundreds of views to videos I've never actually seen.I think that was based off one or two fans saying they either slept or went to work with DSP playlists playing. Sleeping with a YouTube playlist playing in the background is apparently not a strange thing to do, according to my teenager, so whatever. I can't remember who it was, though.
If my wife is working nights sometimes i'll get a playlist going before I fall asleep. I've probably given hundreds of views to videos I've never actually seen.
I can't sleep without goutroachpig snorting in my ear tbh
I can't sleep without goutroachpig snorting in my ear tbh
Could be worse, he could do a LTG and either try to clone himself or brainwash any kid he have!View attachment 350409
I have never heard of Phil having any siblings sooooo I guess his branch of, "House Burnell" dies with him.
His parents must be so proud...