Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
Oh god he took Sharie's advice.
 

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Whoever said that he's treating Kayli like garbage now because he has a new girl commenter is spot on. He accused her of trolling a lot but put up with her because she was a female who commented a lot and backed him. I am sure he will block her soon when he takes something the wrong way, as he did with the woman he just replied to 7 times in a row with a grown manbaby hissyfit about his fee fees and pee pee.

Also I'm sure soon he's going to toil into madness over Katy. It's happening again. He gives something to a female singer. He gets his hopes up she'll respond. He is met with silence. Then gets angry. I give it a good month before he's on her official FB ranting about MUH DISABILITY.

Vorhtbame said:
Is he seriously calling Optimus Prime a "random guy"?
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Frank Welker was Megatron and Soundwave. Optimus Prime was Peter Cullen.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
Whoever said that he's treating Kayli like garbage now because he has a new girl commenter is spot on. He accused her of trolling a lot but put up with her because she was a female who commented a lot and backed him. I am sure he will block her soon when he takes something the wrong way, as he did with the woman he just replied to 7 times in a row with a grown manbaby hissyfit about his fee fees and pee pee.

Also I'm sure soon he's going to toil into madness over Katy. It's happening again. He gives something to a female singer. He gets his hopes up she'll respond. He is met with silence. Then gets angry. I give it a good month before he's on her official FB ranting about MUH DISABILITY.



Frank Welker was Megatron and Soundwave. Optimus Prime was Peter Cullen.
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Oh, that's right. Durr. I always confuse the two and I shouldn't. Might be because there's a stopover somewhere between the two names in the realm of Peter Weller who was Robocop and I'm probably autistic.

Anywho.

If anything, that shirtless shot is insanely creepy and I'm wondering, therefore, why he's never done that before.
 
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Russtard said:
Say yes to what? Katy Perry lawsuit when?

Jesus someone please tell me Perry has Skordas on retainer in Utah.
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RustyNail(her) said:
At this point he probably does it pro-bono because it's funny and Russ creeped on his daughter.
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I've always thought that in case Russhole sues Katy Perry and she hires Skordas, it would be pretty cool if he used some of the material gathered here at the orchards and mentioned us. I'd feel like we're taking part of something meaningful, like taking down a potential sex offender or mass shooter.
 
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Thank GOD that “hair gel” didn’t make the paper transparent. Cuz you know our boy is nekkid and his hairy ungroomed dingle is right where that gel is.

Katy, girlfriend, get ready. You are about to be the new love quest of this troll-man, and when you ignore him, he’s gonna go crazy.

Taylor would breathe a sigh of relief if she had any clue he existed.

I never wanted a double horrifying rating more.
 
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Here's a question for the Russologists:

Did he write "You won't ever have to sing another sad song" for Taylor Swift originally?
 
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Here's a question for the Russologists:

Did he write "You won't ever have to sing another sad song" for Taylor Swift originally?
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I think that was written for Katy. "I get you, Taylor Swift" was the one he spent two years getting made and trying to "woo" Taylor with. Even weirder because it's a song meant to be sung by Taylor, but it's about her, sung from Russell's perspective. How does that even work?

The one he rewrote was for Farrah Abraham but he remade it for Kylie Jenner.

Here's the comments from the shirtless pic. Unless the shirtless pic is Sharie's challenge, it sounds like Katy's going to see more of Russ than anyone ever should have to...

Please, Russ, tape the sign to your dingle.

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