Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 97 13.5%

  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

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  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%

  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%

  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 544 75.7%
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PsychoNerd054 said:
I don't understand why Hirtes doesn't get that being a complete asshole to his detractors is only digging him deeper, or where he got this whole idea that we have some strange superiority complex. Of course, there's only one explanation:

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I'll give him a week.
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I'm sure /cow/ would love his absence if he did leave for good. But alas, you're right. I don't see him leaving for too long.

Jigglyjogglers said:
Hm. So Hirtes went to /cow/ to bitch about this place...

... now where will he go to bitch about /cow/?
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EDF?
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
I'm sure he's already a pariah there, because he used to post there at least a decade or so ago. I'm sure they'd have an article about him, except for the fact that the first thing he did when he discovered ED was request an exclusion.
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Regardless, it'd still be amusing to see him try to convince the EDF members that /cow/ is as bad as KF.
 
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Hirtes sent this to the guy who was making the prequel comic to Sonichu.

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Made in response to Sonichu fanart.

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Made in response to one of Chris' pictures at MAGfest

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And finally:

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scared sheep said:
Does this guy have any kind of life outside of tweeting at Chris??
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No. It must really chap his hide that Chris is literally getting applauded by crowds of real people at MAGfest. He is literally getting his picture taken next to hot chicks, standing in front of a crowd on a panel about his own creation, and getting loud applause in person from crowds of actual people.

Note: ironic applause is still applause. Michael Herpes will never get either.
 
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scared sheep said:
Probably @Null tbh. They always target Null.
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You're probably right.

It's actually kind of odd and interesting discovering that Hirtes has been so focused on Chris for so long. Having seen him in other spaces he mostly just seemed obsessed over his "enemies list", focusing either on whoever had most recently wronged him, or crowing over some furry who'd gotten involved in a scandal or been arrested as if he personally had been responsible for taking them down. His interest seemed to wane and wax... he'd lock on to one of his "enemies", rage and rant and obsess over them for awhile, then sulk off for a bit to focus on someone else. Meanwhile apparently he's been reeeeeeeing at Chris under other names all this time.

Maybe Chris is to Hirtes as Sonic is to Chris... a sort of stabilizing influence, a totem if you will, that allows his autistic mind some sort of focus. Except whereas Chris uses something he loves as his focus, Hirtes is incapable of love and his focus knows only hate. It's probably not a coincidence that Hirtes is using a picture of Chris himself as the icon of the twitter account he seems to have settled into.
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
You're probably right.

It's actually kind of odd and interesting discovering that Hirtes has been so focused on Chris for so long. Having seen him in other spaces he mostly just seemed obsessed over his "enemies list", focusing either on whoever had most recently wronged him, or crowing over some furry who'd gotten involved in a scandal or been arrested as if he personally had been responsible for taking them down. His interest seemed to wane and wax... he'd lock on to one of his "enemies", rage and rant and obsess over them for awhile, then sulk off for a bit to focus on someone else. Meanwhile apparently he's been reeeeeeeing at Chris under other names all this time.

Maybe Chris is to Hirtes as Sonic is to Chris... a sort of stabilizing influence, a totem if you will, that allows his autistic mind some sort of focus. Except whereas Chris uses something he loves as his focus, Hirtes is incapable of love and his focus knows only hate. It's probably not a coincidence that Hirtes is using a picture of Chris himself as the icon of the twitter account he seems to have settled into.
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His hatred for Chris is probably the only thing that keeps him alive at this point. Which is as sad as it is hilarious, really.
 
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