Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[Manah]

AwfulTroonsDoneSlow is well under way. Lets recap this run:

1. This dudette is bad at the game and making countless errors
2. Who the heck wears a dress? Girls wear sweat shirts or whatever fashion trend is going on
3. Colored hair and annoying voice+bad commentary

The first of many to come. Brace yourself lads!

I wear dresses sometimes in the summer, but ugh, that looks like something my grandmother would have worn.

 

[Flareon]

I wear dresses sometimes in the summer, but ugh, that looks like something my grandmother would have worn.

My Grandmother is 98 and would never wear something so atrocious

 

[Manah]

My Grandmother is 98 and would never wear something so atrocious

Well, my grandmother DID go blind.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Well, my grandmother is dead so that means that I win and can dress her up however I want.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Apparently they fucked up during the F-Zero run and somehow read a donation from the Harvey relief stream in September of last year.

 

[Super Collie]

Apparently they fucked up during the F-Zero run and somehow read a donation from the Harvey relief stream in September of last year.

"Greetings from Germany, my father died in a hurricane so this donation goes toward kicking Harvey's butt! Such an awesome cause, hope I win the PS4 bundle. Save the frames, kill the animals!"

 

[MysticMisty]

or cancel one of the games which came after it.

Probably this since I believe the game immediately after it was Undertale. Also too wasn't it specifically AGDQ during that exact race when the audience did that obnoxious Waluigi shit that pissed off the runners? They could be afraid of one of the runners telling the audience to kill themselves again.

 

[Mesosalpinx]

Apparently they fucked up during the F-Zero run and somehow read a donation from the Harvey relief stream in September of last year.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515374663798.webm
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donation/384374

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I wear dresses sometimes in the summer, but ugh, that looks like something my grandmother would have worn.

Kinda funny how trannies dress themselves like a mother would their 4 year old daughter. Polka dresses and flat, boring, brown, unkempt hair. "Good enough".

 

[whatever I feel like]

Probably this since I believe the game immediately after it was Undertale. Also too wasn't it specifically AGDQ during that exact race when the audience did that obnoxious Waluigi shit that pissed off the runners? They could be afraid of one of the runners telling the audience to kill themselves again.

That did occur a year ago, but the near-wipe race was six months ago at the last SGDQ. Part of the so-called obnoxiousness (I thought it was hilarious) of all the WAAAAHHHHing was because it was still going on during the end of a really tight race where the outcome really wasn't decided until the last sequence.

edit: In my opinion internet trannies try to act like what they want from a woman as men. So super-slutty with bullshit anime hair and artsy spanx.

 

[CrunkLord420]

MomBot is pushing the thing about re-reading the same donation: https://twitter.com/mombot/status/950265342818832384 (https://archive.fo/aGLtG)

 

[Super Collie]

It's pretty obvious they're re-reading high dollar donations from previous events in order to generate false hype with the hopes that someone else will either be spurred to make a large donation of their own, or just get people to donate in general. I'm assuming what happened is that they had tasked someone with finding some "good donations" to read from the collection of previous events and that person just clicked "sort by amount" and didn't put any further effort in.

I'd chock it up to being a simple mistake, though it does have some sinister implications regarding how GDQ is going about inspiring donations.

 

[dumpzone]

Spoiler: tranny mad

Some of 'em are upset, folks

GDQ salt thread where?

 

[Flareon]

Except all the cissies running the event and not allowing anyone to talk in chat lmao. Bullshit they aren't doing anything

 

[PLB]

I get that the waah-ing was cringey but the worst thing for an event like this is to have no crowd participation, you need audience participation to keep the atmosphere lively. They could just as easily have a cupboard that the runners play in so that they can completely control the environment but thats not gonna be fun or exciting.

There was also a pretty funny interview with mike wuyama and some other guy who does the setting up.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/216691612?t=05h17m17s
The highlights is 'it can take years beforehand to set up the hotels'
They also talk a it about how the funding works i.e. the charity give them a lump sum that they use to pay for everything and they just keep the twitch/youtube money.

 

[Super Collie]

Spoiler: tranny mad

Some of 'em are upset, folks

GDQ salt thread where?

>fuck gamers
>fuck twitch
>fuck your community
>fuck your hobby

Yeah? Well fuck you too. Sounds like you didn't want to be here anyways. Bye, Felicia.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Spoiler: tranny mad

Some of 'em are upset, folks

GDQ salt thread where?

Trans people love to pull out the "IT'S A CHARITY EVENT" for some reason, but if they genuinely cared about raising money for Mike Uyama cancer research posters that tell people to get checked for cancer, they'd either behave more reasonably or just stay away so that the charity doesn't have to divert resources to make things more comfortable for a handful of people. Instead, they aggressively flock to the event to get attention (where else can you crossdress live in front of thousands of people and everyone is forced to call you a woman or gets banned) and grow their own channels (as Proto openly admitted) while constantly starting drama, provoking people and abusing their privileges. How's that helping charity?

 

[Manah]

Instead, they aggressively flock to the event to get attention (where else can you crossdress live in front of thousands of people and everyone is forced to call you a woman or gets banned)

This is obviously a point of contention, but I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second here;

Are the people in reference at AGDQ ugly as fuck? Yeah, sure, but so are a lot of people. Even, you know, women. Who is it actually hurting to call them whatever they want in their space? I've never really understood the compulsion some people have to be bothered by that sort of thing. I understand and agree that people who start REEEing when you get their pronouns wrong are eye rolling and contemptible, but there's a difference between slipping up and going out of your way to antagonize people.

Feel free to call people whatever you want in your own space, but don't go into someone else's and then act galled when you get asked to leave if you don't follow their rules. It's ridiculously entitled.

 

[RJ MacReady]

This is obviously a point of contention, but I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second here;

Are the people in reference at AGDQ ugly as fuck? Yeah, sure, but so are a lot of people. Even, you know, women. Who is it actually hurting to call them whatever they want in their space? I've never really understood the compulsion some people have to be bothered by that sort of thing. I understand and agree that people who start REEEing when you get their pronouns wrong are eye rolling and contemptible, but there's a difference between slipping up and going out of your way to antagonize people.

Feel free to call people whatever you want in your own space, but don't go into someone else's and then act galled when you get asked to leave if you don't follow their rules. It's ridiculously entitled.

Trannies are mentally compromised abominations who should have their feelings hurt wherever they go so they an hero.

 

[Sarkos]

Why is it that only MTF trans people are so autistic? You never see FTM people chimp out like that.