Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

[Meowthkip]

Just remembered another personal lolcow of mine and a few other friends. They're probably not super lol-worthy without the background context that friends and I have but the level of pretentiousness layered with shameless fetishism is pretty amusing.

This is Pat.

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https://twitter.com/ApresMidiAParis

When my friends and I first met Pat back in 2013 they were identifying as a gay man and were pretty open about that. Over the next year or so, that went from bigender to... well, full pinkpill eventually. (fun fact: the boyfriend mentioned in the twitter bio was also originally a gay man who jerked off to drawings of obese anime characters and is also now ~she/her cute trans girl~)
They live in Japan but they're totally not a weeb you guys despite spending all their time not jerking off to obese furries reblogging anime screenshots and posting about anime, and spend most of their money commissioning as much fat porn of their fursona as possible. They also really, really want to fuck Ratigan.

Their main tumblr is just pretentious 90s anime screenshot reblogs and tumblr humor textposts
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And their nsfw blog is just ugly porn of obese furries and anime characters.
They're a fairly dime-a-dozen fusion of pretentious tumblrite and furry fetish whore but the combination of both is amusing seeing them trying to balance the two. At this point they're kind of a nostalgia-lolcow for me since I barely keep up with their bullshit but it's funny to look in every few months and see the mess of a human being they are.
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They appreciate Froggo and da Crew, though.

So that's one point in their favor.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Literally earlier the same fucking year "#theresnobodyelse".....

Literally turning cuck over night.

 

[jauelu]

I don't know if it's worth the lols but I think it's worth a bit of attention.

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This is Zach, transboy, gamer , into weird fandomshit, hates his mother and other relatives and has apparently very big rage issues.
I've came across this person throu the mlm tag and it's even more weird than I thought it was gonna be.
When he told a certain community to ''sort their lives out'' I thought why not look at what kind of examples the good ol source gives?

Apparently they take meds and they have a lot of mental illness.

Also they complain drammatically about their mother and relatives over everyday things.
https://my.mixtape.moe/zfigvj.png

Apparently loves to write and draw ''gay erotica'' and have few private blogs that are all about that
https://web.archive.org/web/20170625160638/http://zachwritesthings.tumblr.com:80/
https://archive.is/ppJ5X

I went into the linked discord to ask her a few things, discord being this https://discordapp.com/invite/YvBT75f
they immediately kicked me off calling me a bitch,when i tried to reconnect I saw a particular user that keep insuting for no reason even thou I didn't use any insults,I leaved then saying ''Dude you are literally a mess'' and leaved.
They toke it quite badly and considered what I sad an ''insult to lgbt+ people'' even thou I barely even talked.

Consequently they started to shitpost for something like 2 hours or so about fujoshi not understanding they have to treat them like they are bigger people , and have to essentially stop fangirling, and telling it out in the open that they like gay porn and costantly talking about it and making it a part of their personality...oh wait that sounds familiar?
https://my.mixtape.moe/qalsbn.png

Their forced laughts and irony is what is sad because literally all that they have been saying applies to them more than it ever applied to me.

 

[charmaide]

I don't know if it's worth the lols but I think it's worth a bit of attention.

Spoiler: Spoiler

This is Zach, transboy, gamer , into weird fandomshit, hates his mother and other relatives and has apparently very big rage issues.
I've came across this person throu the mlm tag and it's even more weird than I thought it was gonna be.
When he told a certain community to ''sort their lives out'' I thought why not look at what kind of examples the good ol source gives?

Apparently they take meds and they have a lot of mental illness.

Also they complain drammatically about their mother and relatives over everyday things.
https://my.mixtape.moe/zfigvj.png

Apparently loves to write and draw ''gay erotica'' and have few private blogs that are all about that
https://web.archive.org/web/20170625160638/http://zachwritesthings.tumblr.com:80/
https://archive.is/ppJ5X

I went into the linked discord to ask her a few things, discord being this https://discordapp.com/invite/YvBT75f
they immediately kicked me off calling me a bitch,when i tried to reconnect I saw a particular user that keep insuting for no reason even thou I didn't use any insults,I leaved then saying ''Dude you are literally a mess'' and leaved.
They toke it quite badly and considered what I sad an ''insult to lgbt+ people'' even thou I barely even talked.

Consequently they started to shitpost for something like 2 hours or so about fujoshi not understanding they have to treat them like they are bigger people , and have to essentially stop fangirling, and telling it out in the open that they like gay porn and costantly talking about it and making it a part of their personality...oh wait that sounds familiar?
https://my.mixtape.moe/qalsbn.png

Their forced laughts and irony is what is sad because literally all that they have been saying applies to them more than it ever applied to me.

What is with tumblrinas wanting to pose as trannies? Are they that deprived of attention from mommy and daddy?

 

[Zenos yae Galvus]

http://bugeyedfreaks.tumblr.com

:autism:'s about PPG in almost her 30s. (most notably the reboot) But personally, found her to be abrasive, passive aggressive and pretty narcissistic. Vagues about fans she dislikes on her fanblog which has a sizeable following and pretends to have this staunch 'shipping is for chumps' vibe on her fanblog while shipping the villain Mojo with Blossom on her personal, probably knowing it'll get her crucified on tumblr.

 

[supercrooked]

okay so .. i browse this site all the time on the weird ass tumblr threads, and i really feel the need to expand on my own experience with extremely weird, self-hating fake trans kids on the internet.

i don't really care to censor her name because she's been run offline for nearly two years and deleted her tumblr since, but let's call her sam. sam was the ultimate crybaby bitch over the strangest, most incredulous issues which spanned from being sex trafficked from age 8 to 14 all the way to delusions that she was the one true god (i.e nutcasery.)
we would skype call every so often, and mind you, we were both 15ish? anyways. she would go on tangents for hours about how her shitty abusive parents uwu abused her and her brother (which was later exposed to never exist). we pretty much fell off on my end for personal reasons, but like two years later i get a dm on instagram asking if i knew her from tumblr and if i was stalking her. apparently she'd made an elaborate story up about how i'd raped her and sexually abused her every day until she was put into inpatient, which wasn't easy to disprove considering i live around 700 miles away. either way, she had a whole slew of extravagant lies including how she was actually a trans girl, despite having sent nudes which clearly indicated otherwise with her age in consideration. the whole thing was fucking insane. and if it matters, i guess, with the rape thing.... i'm a lesbian
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[Gentleburd]

What is with tumblrinas wanting to pose as trannies? Are they that deprived of attention from mommy and daddy?

Zach is legit though. One of the few, for sure. I will agree that most on Tumblr are faking but not him.

 

[jauelu]

Zach is legit though. One of the few, for sure. I will agree that most on Tumblr are faking but not him.

Whatever you are familiar or not,a thing I can tell for sure is that person is creepy and manipulative.
He uses guiltrip tactics, and not only to strangers like me but to their friends and familiars.
It's something I find absolutely disgusting.

 

[saltnpepe]

So, another "feminist" antifa transtrender lolcow got outed as a struggle snuggler and is now DFEing everything on "her" tumblr. Meet Eli Erlick, a renowned legbutt activist.

Like all activist transcows, Eli likes REEEEing about bathrooms and the perception that trans women are sexual predators.
But uh oh, it turns out that the cow has been projecting his own anxiety over being outed.

Apparently he's been blocking every person who brings up that he's a predator. Currently he's sending everyone hilarious damage control essays like this one:

I wonder what happens next, since this cow is incredibly high profile and receives grant after grant.

 

[Meowthkip]

So, another "feminist" antifa transtrender lolcow got outed as a struggle snuggler and is now DFEing everything on "her" tumblr. Meet Eli Erlick, a renowned legbutt activist.

Like all activist transcows, Eli likes REEEEing about bathrooms and the perception that trans women are sexual predators.
But uh oh, it turns out that the cow has been projecting his own anxiety over being outed.

Apparently he's been blocking every person who brings up that he's a predator. Currently he's sending everyone hilarious damage control essays like this one:

I wonder what happens next, since this cow is incredibly high profile and receives grant after grant.

If "Eli" isn't her birth name, then she's an idiot for picking a masculine name as her chosen name.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The victim is the REAL rapist! Everyone who doesn't believe me is a terf!1

*troon screeching*

 

[Ass eating cunt]

@Traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs

 

[names_nova_you_creep]

@Traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs

My favorite part is that he thinks anyone takes him seriously enough to care

 

[bad yiff]

I have someone, but they definitely did not start out as a personal lolcow. Ever since they started dating this one guy they're just a weirdo that takes everything way too seriously. They didn't used to identify as kweer at all but now that's their entire personality. And this person they're dating thinks porn is a product of the devil or whatever, so now they say they're a "recovering porn addict". Sometimes they'll reblog super cringe-worthy shit ie: Some post about how porn is harming literally everyone and how it should be illegal everywhere. They don't even care if someone goes to them telling them they hate their usage of the word queer because it resurfaces some very bad memories. They argue, "Well then the word just isn't for you". No apology, no, "Oh, I'm sorry, I won't use it around you then". It's always some borderline heartless shit that can be summed up as them telling someone it's THEIR fault for having a problem with people "reclaiming" a word that has a long history of homophobic use.

 

[names_nova_you_creep]

Okay, not really a personal lolcow, but I wanted to know if anyone here remember a kid on tumblr who was hitlerkin and if there is some info on it?

I just had this sudden memory, and I need to know if it was real.

I googled and it led me to this blog. Can't tell if it's a troll or not (probably a troll), but it's not the one I'm trying to remember.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I once got confronted by a hardcore Bosie fan on Tumblr because I said I didn't like Alfred Douglas after reading about him. They proceeded to call me homophobic for disliking Bosie because there was a "homophobic smear campaign" against him during his life and after his death and then they said I wanted to violently beat up a gay man because I joked about punching Bosie. Then she said "hasn't he been through enough" even though the fucker's been dead for like 100 years now or whatever. This girl and her group are delusional as fuck and feel like they have to defend a dead man from haters on Tumblr because people don't like him.
So now I'm the Oscar Wilde homophobic fan according to this group of Tumblr people. I'd say this counts as a personal lolcow on this forum because this person and their friends were all serious.

 

[AnOminous]

I once got confronted by a hardcore Bosie fan on Tumblr because I said I didn't like Alfred Douglas after reading about him. They proceeded to call me homophobic for disliking Bosie because there was a "homophobic smear campaign" against him during his life and after his death and then they said I wanted to violently beat up a gay man because I joked about punching Bosie. Then she said "hasn't he been through enough" even though the fucker's been dead for like 100 years now or whatever. This girl and her group are delusional as fuck and feel like they have to defend a dead man from haters on Tumblr because people don't like him.
So now I'm the Oscar Wilde homophobic fan according to this group of Tumblr people. I'd say this counts as a personal lolcow on this forum because this person and their friends were all serious.

Bosie was a little bitch and did less than nothing to call off the shitstorm he started (albeit possibly inadvertently) against Wilde.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Bosie was a little bitch and did less than nothing to call off the shitstorm he started (albeit possibly inadvertently) against Wilde.

John Gray > Bosie.

 

[Meowthkip]

My favorite part is that he thinks anyone takes him seriously enough to care

I'm almost impressed by this man's ballsiness.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

I'm in the Dragon Age Fandom and my personal lolcow is this person who's fond of the term "Brown Paper Dolls." I first discovered them through their big, stupid tangent about how white people making black characters in a game where all the black people come from Coastal Magic Pirate Wizard Land is the worst thing anyone can possibly do, but their posts about substantial, non-vidja game matters are pretty wild too.