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Freshtodeath said:
I'm sure the love for cooking and cleaning will subside once she gets a job.
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No.
He already said previously that she had a job which she couldn't take time off of for Christmas.

I'm pretty sure she said she's going to find a job when she moves, but now he's said that she's transferring her job.
 
Seeing as how Phil, like war, never changes, I wonder how his new soulmate will react to to being woken up by him to cook dinner, while she's got a scorching fever and trying to sleep.

Because if she does exist, and "loves to cook/clean", then she better be prepared to cook/clean whenever he wants. Not just when she's actually well enough to do it.
 
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Dragoonism said:
Now i look forward to the "big reveal" even more, just to see what poor girl or excuse that comes forth!
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If it's another immature borderline child like Leanna, I'll have some sympathy. Anything else and she deserves whatever's in store for her. I don't know how you can listen to all of the times Phil's mentioned her on stream these last few weeks and not have it raise huge red flags. He's literally looking for a new Mother-Maid. We haven't heard a single reason they're soulmates beyond her being able to help out with bills, cook and clean.
 
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Jotaro said:
If it's another immature borderline child like Leanna, I'll have some sympathy. Anything else and she deserves whatever's in store for her. I don't know how you can listen to all of the times Phil's mentioned her on stream these last few weeks and not have it raise huge red flags. He's literally looking for a new Mother-Maid. We haven't heard a single reason they're soulmates beyond her being able to help out with bills, cook and clean.
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That's what 'soulmate' means to Phil, someone who'll take care of him, help pay his bills, and tell him how special he is. He really exposed a lot when the first thing he said when someone asked him what he liked most about her was that she was attractive. Then he talked about how nice she was to him. Not her intelligence, not her sparkling personality. It's all about what she looks like and what she can do for Phil.

I'm with you. If she's over 20, she deserves exactly what she's going to get saddling herself with a professional beggar. If she's 18-19, then she'll be Leanna 2.0 - she'll bolt when she realizes just how shitty life with Phil is.
 
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Jotaro said:
We haven't heard a single reason they're soulmates beyond her being able to help out with bills, cook and clean.
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This is the prime reason this whole "soulmate" thing with Phil is giving me serious Chris-Chan vibes. Any emotional reason for loving this new sweetheart is either non-existent, or secondary, to what she can provide for him as a care-giver.
 
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All this talk about how much the new “gf” likes to cook and clean, she’s being basically evicted from her apartment/house on such short notice, and other things, is it possible someone is taking Phillip here on a ruse cruise?

I for one personally believe the core of the escort story. I’m fairly convinced he did see Kimberlie, aka MysteryWoman, three times. I also believe he did get caught not paying his taxes. I think he blew the whole thing out of proportion either out of ignorance or in order to milk his paypigs to the max, or more likely, both. But I also believe that the tax issue is what brought up the trouble with paying Kimberlie in full up front and caused the whole fiasco to begin with.

But the way he’s describing this “girlfriend” it seems she’s too perfect for him, like someone is telling him exactly what he wants to hear.
 
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I'm torn for my predictions for next month's episodes:

• We meet Phil's girlfriend. She is a bubbly, bright eyed, funny gal with an endearing personality that fans and detractors alike fall in love with.
• We meet Phil's girlfriend. She is very shy though, and doesn't like to be on camera. Here are some shots of her from behind. Also she dyes her hair a lot.
• We meet Phil's girlfriend. She comes on camera says hello. Kisses him, leaves and then is never heard nor seen from ever again, after another successful $3,000 beg-a-thon.
• We don't meet Phil's girlfriend. We broke up. It happens. That's life I guess. Oh well, back to streaming video games right guize (snort)
• We don't meet Phil's girlfriend. She's dead. In a fire. Could never find her body.
 
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xenomorph said:
He even said how she is gonna take pride in the new house shes gonna live in. Neither of them are in it for eachother, Phil wants a maid he can fuck and she wants to live in his house because Im sure he has told her he is ballin.
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The fact that he has a house may be enough for her, especially since she's facing eviction (if Phil's telling the truth).
 
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