Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

thought this might be interesting. This is big cutie Echo, she has the same body shape as amberlynn but she weighs somewhere in the 700's. Ireckon this is what amber will be like in a few years if she follows her usual pattern, which of course she will. When you take into account both of their heights amberlynn only needs to gain about 125 lbs.

Warning:islamic::horrifying:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ct8lo

Love the slice of white bread taped to the back of her leg. Hey lady, ya sat on your cheese sandwich.

 

[Long time lurker]

Love the slice of white bread taped to the back of her leg.

I was mesmerized by the her belly wiggling - it lasted so long.

 

[SweetDee]

Yea, she looked like a big plate of jello. Was almost hypnotic.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

In the first part of that younow Edeltrout had said she had been fired or something from some high profile job and that was the reason she was wearing a disguise. I wonder what it was and why she had to leave... She said this was several years ago and she had been confined to her house ever since. Probably on disability.

Lady Edeltraud isn't Lisa, though. Lisa was the one whining about not being Jewish.

I was having a hard time with internet yesterday, so I couldn't get much info from her videos, but I did find some of Lisa's footprints on the internet. I can post links if the mod(s) says it's kosher to do so.

Then she lives in Tennessee? Rembrandt 's appears to be in Chattanooga and she said that's her fav coffee shop and she lives in the south east.

 

[Long time lurker]

Then she lives in Tennessee? Rembrandt 's appears to be in Chattanooga and she said that's her fav coffee shop.

LadyE/ShalomYall said in her ask.fm that she lives in the South. I don't know what state it is that she lives in, but could be.

Again, LadyE/ShalomYall is NOT Lisa815.

Lisa815 lives in Dearborn Heights, MI.
Facebook - check the photos, some of the images appear in her videos too.
Twitter accounts - I've found two so far.
Her Instagram account has no entries.
Pinterest, just for completion sake.

This was all found using the same username she has here on the farms and a little digging using one of her email accounts (easily found on her YT). I didn't bother to search using her name.

ETA: from poking around her social media, she comes across like a bored middle-aged woman who is desperately trying to become e-famous - click-bait titles on her (very boring, repetitive) videos, re-tweeting and tagging other youtubers, reposting crap on FB etc.

I also found a few posts on a forum that appears to be geared towards fora owners. She tried to share the link to her own forum there, but the link was removed by a mod.
I found nothing else about this. Granted, I didn't go looking very far.

 

[C3PBRO]

Then she lives in Tennessee? Rembrandt 's appears to be in Chattanooga and she said that's her fav coffee shop and she lives in the south east.

Indeed she does.

 

[Mitch Conner]

lmao

 

[Digi]

If she gains 6lbs of "water weight" during her period, she's most likely not staying hydrated enough or consuming far too much sodium.

But , this is AL we are talking about. She's kinda known for being the Sodium Queen.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

If she gains 6lbs of "water weight" during her period, she's most likely not staying hydrated enough or consuming far too much sodium.

But , this is AL we are talking about. She's kinda known for being the Sodium Queen.

Sodium Queen of Moderation

 

[NemmaSis]

Amber already spoiled her own weight loss on instagram.

She's down 16.6 total, but about 8 since the start of the year.

 

[YeaNotSomuch]

Long time lurker. Ain't no way in hell Amber lost 16 pounds in 8 days. 6 or 5 ? Sure. 16? GOTFH!

 

[Shallow_Hal]

Has AL not mentioned the status of rarity being fixed since the new year? It’s like everyone of her “babies” are so excited about her diet that they forgot completely about the rarity issue. I’m sure AL is loving that and feeling superior. I’m banking on AL eventually bringing it up and saying that she’s trying to find another place to take her , that place sucked, only the best for my baby, blah blah blah excuse excuse. I honestly think it’s just because AL is SO fucking selfish that she doesn’t want to spend the money getting rarity fixed. We know she has an addiction to not only food but buying dumb junk that she never uses.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

Yeah, I am finding it hard to believe myself she lost 16 pounds in 8 days. The fatter you are, the more acceptable it is to lose excessive amounts of weight in a week. It's normal for a morbidly obese person to lose about 10lbs in the first couple of weeks, this is mostly water weight. But losing two pounds per day? Impossible.
I'm not an expert but, from reading up on this for my own purposes, I believe that a lot of initial weight loss (first week or two) can be carbs and water -- that is, it won't all be fat. 1lb of body fat = 3,500 calories, so you need to look at your daily calorific needs then set a deficit by eating less than it.

Losing more than 2lb a week, a deficit of 1,000 calories per day, is next to impossible for AL to do due to her eating habits.

 

[666EVE666]

It's definitely possible that she was losing 2 lbs a day with severe restriction and/or heavy exercise, someone a third of her size could do that. IS Amber severely restricting her calories? Doubt it, but maybe. Will this be sustainable? No, not for anyone of any size.

I don't trust anything she says, so even if she is lying about the amount of weight she has already lost we will be able see the true results in her face. The face is usually the first place where weight gain or loss is noticeable.

I'm impressed she is already ~concerned~ about restricting too much/being "too strict" with herself. Makes me wonder who's winning the competition "currently" if she's already saying she is being too strict and shit. When Destiny dumped her she said people were worried about her starving herself, but she also says she fasts daily (AKA sleeps) lol waiting for more bait leading to a self diagnosis of anorexia tbh

Has AL not mentioned the status of rarity being fixed since the new year? It’s like everyone of her “babies” are so excited about her diet that they forgot completely about the rarity issue. I’m sure AL is loving that and feeling superior. I’m banking on AL eventually bringing it up and saying that she’s trying to find another place to take her , that place sucked, only the best for my baby, blah blah blah excuse excuse. I honestly think it’s just because AL is SO fucking selfish that she doesn’t want to spend the money getting rarity fixed. We know she has an addiction to not only food but buying dumb junk that she never uses.

It wasn't after the new year but she was on YN saying she needs to "find another vet" even though she told Eric she would go to the one in their town that she was oblivious to. Amber is so dumb that she thinks Rarity getting pregnant is the only issue when it comes to getting Rarity fixed. Pyometra is a uterine infection in female cats that aren't spayed. It's a potentially fatal condition that requires surgery, and this is just ONE of the common complications unspayed cats endure.

Spoiler: what happens when you don't spay

This is a normal cat uterus:

This is a cat uterus suffering from pyometra:

But you know it's easier to ignore preventable health problems then spend $50 to get your cat fixed, obviously. I'm pretty certain Amber doesn't read here anymore because she can't handle it reading these things about herself, but if she is--take Rarity to the vet ASAP. Especially if you notice any white or bloody discharge from Rarity.

 

[Rotogravure]

Spoiler: Powerlevel WLS sperg

With WLS (of course at less than half her size) the most weight I ever lost in a week was 10 pounds. That was with WLS, excerise and a 500-900 calorie a day diet

In conclusion AL is a loliar.

 

[Malibougie]

We are just now coming to this conclusion? Shocking.

 

[EH 110]

When Destiny dumped her she said people were worried about her starving herself, but she also says she fasts daily (AKA sleeps) lol waiting for more bait leading to a self diagnosis of anorexia tbh

Were people really worried that the 500 baby would starve herself? Hell will freeze over before Big Amber goes hungry. LOL

 

[Cockyxx]

Yeah I don't believe anything she says, sorry. Everyone knows the story of the guy who cried wolf way too many times. Also, if she's really restricting herself it means that it's just a matter of time before she starts eating like crazy again. Those kind of diets only work for a handful of people and only those who can be really hard with themselves. Amber loves herself and she wouldn't deny her body a large pizza with diet coke if it asks her for it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

she wouldn't deny her body a large pizza with diet coke if it asks her for it.

She doesn't like pizza.

 

[RodgerMan81]

AL's BMR is Aprox 3000 cals. If she eats 1.5k cals a day ; she burns 1.5kcals a day. Multiplied by 8 is 12,000. Divided by 3,500 (Calories of a lb of fat) is about 3.5 lbs of fat.
Giving her the benefit of the doubt, lets say 500 calories burned from "working out" daily. (She can easily burn this much if she walked an half hour daily because she is 500 lbs). Thats only an extra pound. And thats giving her the absolute benefit of the doubt assuming she only ate 1.5k cals a day and exercised daily. Thats only 4.5 actual lbs. The rest is water weight, which doesn't surprise me because well, 500 lbs and a high sodium diet before this "lifestyle change".