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Don't rule out this:

  • looks direct to camera
  • sighs longingly
  • "Well folks another video i didn't want to do, those asshole detractors found her social media and asked her all sorts of ridiculous stuff shame on you if you ever made a tihydp you're the reason i can't have a live in maid"
  • Looks at stream chat.
  • "Oh i said live in maid, oops sorry everyone I meant to say full time girlfriend"
  • ack ack ack
Waiting on the P7 excuse!

  • She cant move in with me in february, so we will try in march instead
  • March: She cant move in with me in march, so we will try again in may instead
  • May: She cant move in with me in may, but hopefully in june-july instead
  • July: She cant move in this time either, so we will try in august
  • August: Bad news she wont move in since we broke up, there wont be any girlfriend.
 
Reading through Drgnkiller's tweets for the day and Phil was all over the fucking place. His dad knows he jerked off on stream, thinks the haters are stupid, but watches the "drama videos" and laughs. Even his dad can't stomach Phil's videos and goes to the edited "detractor" version. Also, Phil only learned how to do laundry last year. Something you probably already knew, but thanks Phil for the confirmation.

Edit: Never mind this was from yesterday.
 
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Waiting on the P7 excuse!

  • She cant move in with me in february, so we will try in march instead
  • March: She cant move in with me in march, so we will try again in may instead
  • May: She cant move in with me in may, but hopefully in june-july instead
  • July: She cant move in this time either, so we will try in august
  • August: Bad news she wont move in since we broke up, there wont be any girlfriend.
Or the classic 3 Prong plan

Delay, which is pretty much your post right there.
Distract: "hey folks look at all the new hot releases I cant deal with a gf moving in right now"
Deny: "She was never moving in with me, sounds like your listening to those bumfuck detractors again"
 
Reading through Drgnkiller's tweets for the day and Phil was all over the fucking place. His dad knows he jerked off on stream, thinks the haters are stupid, but watches the "drama videos" and laughs. Even his dad can't stomach Phil's videos and goes to the edited "detractor" version. Also, Phil only learned how to do laundry last year. Something you probably already knew, but thanks Phil for the confirmation.
Thats from yesterday PUBG on the late stream.
 
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I would like to cash in my :autism: credits to throw around speculation with wild abandon about Our Dear Leader's new beau. This is a long one so I hope you're willing to indulge me. I'll try to explain my reasoning as best I can, knowing full well how exceptional this makes me sound, but hear me out (hey, it's my birthday and I am bored, give me some leeway this once?) because I could be onto something... maybe... probably not.

We all know that Phil is a terrible liar and contradicts himself on a daily basis in both small and major events. We also know full well that his word means jack shit and his doubletalk semantics games renders anything he says virtually unbelievable. So at all angles, this guy can not be trusted (duh). With that in mind, listen to how he pushes this girlfriend angle as vehemently as he does. This is a conman at his best -- pushing a lie so fiercely that you question if he is actually telling the truth. Well, he might be for real, look at how he is always talking about her moving in and wanting to cook and clean... How could he lying if he is so sure of himself right?

At first, it wasn't Phil's intensity about this new girl that piqued my interest, but how confident he was being about future plans with her. When DSP is caught he tends to go wishy-washy. Eh life isn't so black and white, there are things you guys don't know, I can't talk about that yet, we'll have to wait and see... We've heard all the mantras over and over, but this time for this girl specifically, this guy has got PLANS. She's going to move in, she's going to cook, clean, suck his cock and join in videos like cooking with the king and all this great stuff. Hell, the moment she moves in he's putting her to work cleaning the house - because hey, she wants to guys! Could this be the flights of fancy of a love struck man alight with excitement for his soulmate to be with him finally? Maybe. But this is Phil we're talking about here. He can't even think of one single personable reason he loves her other than she wants to cook and clean for him.

So what gives? Why is he so confident? Why would Phil bring her up all the time but then chain her with strange caveats like "oh, she won't be streaming" and "she doesn't have any social media" and the like? It's odd, maybe too odd. It's too controlling. So I asked myself if this girl is a complete fabrication, but Phil needs to prove us all wrong about her, who will we see in February?

--- I believe if we see a girl, she will not be his actual girlfriend. She will be another hired escort or some paid woman to act as his girlfriend. ---

I know I sound idiotic, and I might be, but to me these pieces are starting to fit for now. I think this plan started to come together for him a little before he let the girlfriend bomb loose. Not to say all of the details were fleshed out but at this point he has had time to toy with the idea. Taking fake pictures and making phony twitter posts etc. The thought could easily occur to him that if these girl's are paid to keep their mouth's shut, then faking a girlfriend could work. It's not like anyone else lives with Phil 24/7 to disprove it. He has had experience working with escorts if the stories are to be believed. We know he hates woman, and needs total control of situations. We know he can't even be wrong and we also know that he needs to justify keeping a large house for himself, and that his tax situation seems to be completely under control (magically) for the time being. So he would have the means, motive, and method to make it look like he has a legit for real girlfriend without anyone being able to prove otherwise. Unless someone of course recognizes the actress or she goes on a Kimberley level blow out. I mean honestly, how will we know for sure?

All I know is I will be paying very close attention to certain details. Simply put, Phil will have to parade this girl around at some point to make it all legit. So expect at least one or two videos of the girl interacting with Phil. Whether that be another Valentine's Day reveal with ManBearPig, her swinging into a live stream for a little bit, or maybe a full on cooking video or something. Whatever fullfills these little plans he's so confident in announcing now. There will also most likely be photos posts and whatever lovey dovey crap that comes along with it to spread out over time. Okay cool, nothing unusual there. But then let's see how often she shows up or is brought up again. If this chick doesn't post on her own social medias, pop in randomly to say hi or remind Phil his stained undies are washed, or if they don't make any kinds of plans and just vanishes into the fog, I will start to question if this chick actually lives with him at all. One thing Phil loves to do is play pretend and try to pull a fast one on people. Am I stupid as hell for writing all this, absolutely. Is it totally beyond something Phil would do to be "right" and in control? Absolutely fucking not.
You're not the only person to think about that.

I personally won't believe that whatever girl comes on his stream for 2 minutes every other week is his true and honest girlfriend until she is seen consistently (as in 1-2 times a week) for a minimum of 6 months.

This isn't because of Phil trying to impress people, its mainly because he needs to cover his tracks with @MysteryWoman, she provided the 1st step (muddying the waters and adding in tons of wacky claims after he paid her, read here for more detail), he now needs to provide the "counter theory" to fully debunk this without breaking NDA.

I don't think a lot of you have thought much about the consequences if the core escort story goes uncontested, Twitch could be forced to let him go if he doesn't do something about it, which would prove disasterous with his financial situation.
 
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Phil and an escort, preferably one who knows nothing about video games, doing a co-op playthrough may actually get me to watch a Dsp video again.

Playing devils advocate, how comfortable would an escort be having pictures and/or videos put up online? There are ways around it, like she could film while Phil fucks up making tuna fish, but with admittingly no knowledge of the situation public pictures/videos might be against some escort rule.

Also a very good counter-point. My only reasoning would be that people pay escorts not just for sex but for company and companionship. The deal is you pay for her time, and whatever happens within that time is up to the two of you. So, that could potentially include dates right? Like, if you took one out to prom or out to dinner or meet your folks. Phil is a weird guy, I don't see this being a reach for him to ask a paid companion to do.


Upon first reading it does seem a bit far-fetched but not something I would completely dismiss either.

My main question is why? Why even bother haemorrhaging money on a regular basis (which it would have to be) for something completely unnecessary.

If your theory is true then the main reason is simply because Phil claimed that he has a new girlfriend in the first place. Why he did this baffles me, moreso if MW's story is to be believed. Because that would prove your theory to most likely be true, since the only other explanation is that he magically met someone after MW left. Right?

Either that or he's going to make up some bullshit excuse in February as to why the maid hasn't arrived. But this is obviously all just pure speculation.

It is interesting to think about. I will still reserve my own conclusions until the potential maidpocalypse saga starts in February.

Also, happy birthday.
Have this gold :gold:x3
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Thanks for the gold! Birthday dreams complete. My answer to your question would simply be because Phil doesn't view it as unnecessary. I'm no psychoanalyst but narcissists don't take losing well. Like, at all. Leanna dumping his ass and leaving him to fend for himself fucked with him hard. Not even a few months out of the relationship and he claims he magically found ms. perfect? Remind you he didn't bring any of this up until well into the fall season months after they supposedly met a few times. Also, he's gotten a LOT of criticism for not moving out of that three bedroom house he no longer needs. He doesn't want, and needs to justify it. Having a girlfriend does three things for his precious ego. 1. Sticks it to Leanna (not really but this is Phil) 2. Shows he's a ladies man / not a loser 3. An ongoing reason to keep the house. bonus 4. Since she's made up he can tell all sorts of bullshit ego boosting stories to his fans. However, your bet is most likely right and we'll never met this girl. My whole thing is IF we see a girl.
 
Since she's made up he can tell all sorts of bullshit ego boosting stories to his fans

The entire concept of the "girlfriend" was obviously made up since the beginning because people were asking the very valid question of why exactly DSP needed a big house just for himself and why couldn't he just downsize.
 
The one problem with him fully showing off an escort as his pretend girlfriend is that her face can easily be tracked to her escort profile and torpedo his story @MysteryWoman and Alison Rapp are examples of this:
Kimberlie advertises her face, and that picture of her from behind she posted a day or two ago is clearly the same woman from Phil's Christmas tree pictures.

Alison Rapp went the "coquettishly showing parts of my face but not the whole thing" in her early whore pictures, but when looked at closely it was obvious it was the same person, dumb tattoos notwithstanding.

Even if the escort he pays to be his girlfriend hides her face on her escort adverts, it'll still be easy to tell if they're the same person when the pics are found and compared to whatever photos/videos Phil releases of her. And yes I know some will argue "But @MysteryWoman has a husband, it's not impossible for a man to make a girlfriend/wife out of an escort!" but let's be honest, does this man look remotely Chad enough to bag a firecracker escort?

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The one problem with him fully showing off an escort as his pretend girlfriend is that her face can easily be tracked to her escort profile and torpedo his story @MysteryWoman and Alison Rapp are examples of this:
Kimberlie advertises her face, and that picture of her from behind she posted a day or two ago is clearly the same woman from Phil's Christmas tree pictures.

Alison Rapp went the "coquettishly showing parts of my face but not the whole thing" in her early whore pictures, but when looked at closely it was obvious it was the same person, dumb tattoos notwithstanding.

Even if the escort he pays to be his girlfriend hides her face on her escort adverts, it'll still be easy to tell if they're the same person when the pics are found and compared to whatever photos/videos Phil releases of her. And yes I know some will argue "But @MysteryWoman has a husband, it's not impossible for a man to make a girlfriend/wife out of an escort!" but let's be honest, does this man look remotely Chad enough to bag a firecracker escort?

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There's a huge difference between staged (partial) photos and appearing on Phil's stream. One is trying to look good for the camera with some degree of lighting..etc.

The other is far less identifiable, because the angles/lighting/Camera distance..etc. make it harder to see facial features.

Also, this whole debate assumes that Phil will bring on a girlfriend in Feb. I personally expect a break-up to happen very soon, and it's all because of us dang dirty kiwis!
 
The one problem with him fully showing off an escort as his pretend girlfriend is that her face can easily be tracked to her escort profile and torpedo his story @MysteryWoman and Alison Rapp are examples of this:
Kimberlie advertises her face, and that picture of her from behind she posted a day or two ago is clearly the same woman from Phil's Christmas tree pictures.
Very similar but not conclusive. Image search on Google you'll find a lot of similar photos.
 
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There's a huge difference between staged (partial) photos and appearing on Phil's stream. One is trying to look good for the camera with some degree of lighting..etc.

The other is far less identifiable, because the angles/lighting/Camera distance..etc. make it harder to see facial features.

Also, this whole debate assumes that Phil will bring on a girlfriend in Feb. I personally expect a break-up to happen very soon, and it's all because of us dang dirty kiwis!
New idea: Phil claims the woman is a Muslim so everytime she shows up on camera she is wearing a burka. That way he can get any escort he wants as long as they are white, and knowing Phil's thoughts on minorities they probably will be.
 
Y'all are underestimating how easy it is to pay women to do stupid crap on Craigslist. A girl I dated took a guy up on an offer to go to dinner with him to make his wife jealous. She was paid all of 50 bucks and a free dinner.

I can imagine Phil hiring some girl to show up for an hour at a time for 50 bucks.

Just my two cents though, the girlfriend is real, the timelines and stories have changed, the taxes were overestimated, and MW is just a troll.

All this rampant speculation is just giving Phil ammo. Let him dig his own grave.
 
I would like to cash in my :autism: credits to throw around speculation with wild abandon about Our Dear Leader's new beau. This is a long one so I hope you're willing to indulge me. I'll try to explain my reasoning as best I can, knowing full well how exceptional this makes me sound, but hear me out (hey, it's my birthday and I am bored, give me some leeway this once?) because I could be onto something... maybe... probably not.

We all know that Phil is a terrible liar and contradicts himself on a daily basis in both small and major events. We also know full well that his word means jack shit and his doubletalk semantics games renders anything he says virtually unbelievable. So at all angles, this guy can not be trusted (duh). With that in mind, listen to how he pushes this girlfriend angle as vehemently as he does. This is a conman at his best -- pushing a lie so fiercely that you question if he is actually telling the truth. Well, he might be for real, look at how he is always talking about her moving in and wanting to cook and clean... How could he lying if he is so sure of himself right?

At first, it wasn't Phil's intensity about this new girl that piqued my interest, but how confident he was being about future plans with her. When DSP is caught he tends to go wishy-washy. Eh life isn't so black and white, there are things you guys don't know, I can't talk about that yet, we'll have to wait and see... We've heard all the mantras over and over, but this time for this girl specifically, this guy has got PLANS. She's going to move in, she's going to cook, clean, suck his cock and join in videos like cooking with the king and all this great stuff. Hell, the moment she moves in he's putting her to work cleaning the house - because hey, she wants to guys! Could this be the flights of fancy of a love struck man alight with excitement for his soulmate to be with him finally? Maybe. But this is Phil we're talking about here. He can't even think of one single personable reason he loves her other than she wants to cook and clean for him.

So what gives? Why is he so confident? Why would Phil bring her up all the time but then chain her with strange caveats like "oh, she won't be streaming" and "she doesn't have any social media" and the like? It's odd, maybe too odd. It's too controlling. So I asked myself if this girl is a complete fabrication, but Phil needs to prove us all wrong about her, who will we see in February?

--- I believe if we see a girl, she will not be his actual girlfriend. She will be another hired escort or some paid woman to act as his girlfriend. ---

I know I sound idiotic, and I might be, but to me these pieces are starting to fit for now. I think this plan started to come together for him a little before he let the girlfriend bomb loose. Not to say all of the details were fleshed out but at this point he has had time to toy with the idea. Taking fake pictures and making phony twitter posts etc. The thought could easily occur to him that if these girl's are paid to keep their mouth's shut, then faking a girlfriend could work. It's not like anyone else lives with Phil 24/7 to disprove it. He has had experience working with escorts if the stories are to be believed. We know he hates woman, and needs total control of situations. We know he can't even be wrong and we also know that he needs to justify keeping a large house for himself, and that his tax situation seems to be completely under control (magically) for the time being. So he would have the means, motive, and method to make it look like he has a legit for real girlfriend without anyone being able to prove otherwise. Unless someone of course recognizes the actress or she goes on a Kimberley level blow out. I mean honestly, how will we know for sure?

All I know is I will be paying very close attention to certain details. Simply put, Phil will have to parade this girl around at some point to make it all legit. So expect at least one or two videos of the girl interacting with Phil. Whether that be another Valentine's Day reveal with ManBearPig, her swinging into a live stream for a little bit, or maybe a full on cooking video or something. Whatever fullfills these little plans he's so confident in announcing now. There will also most likely be photos posts and whatever lovey dovey crap that comes along with it to spread out over time. Okay cool, nothing unusual there. But then let's see how often she shows up or is brought up again. If this chick doesn't post on her own social medias, pop in randomly to say hi or remind Phil his stained undies are washed, or if they don't make any kinds of plans and just vanishes into the fog, I will start to question if this chick actually lives with him at all. One thing Phil loves to do is play pretend and try to pull a fast one on people. Am I stupid as hell for writing all this, absolutely. Is it totally beyond something Phil would do to be "right" and in control? Absolutely fucking not.
I can't say whether or not I believe this, but I would like to point out that MW was originally going to visit again in january, which is coincidentally when he was originally going to do his girlfriend reveal. After she said she wasn't going to his house anymore, suddenly the girlfriend reveal is in February.
 
I think @HansGruber is right if he wants to have a girl pass as his GF he probably will try to hire another Escort somewhere that looks remotely close to .. now offcourse on my network he's blacklisted but there are a couple other networks that are connected to mine so I can always check around and keep an eye open if a booking is done because then it will end up in the database system of the combined network.

Lets not forget that he still has Pics he took that he paid for ;)
 
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- Can he hire the same girl multiple times?
Sure why not? A girlfriend is not necessarily a person that is in his audiences face all the time and he already mentioned how he regretted giving Leanna so much screen time for various reasons
Was more referring to that any potential escort he hires probably have more customers than him and does not necessarily want to stay with him constantly as if in a actual relationship, pay or no pay...

DSP extended universe conspiracy theories right now:
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LTG style! lol

Y'all are underestimating how easy it is to pay women to do stupid crap on Craigslist. A girl I dated took a guy up on an offer to go to dinner with him to make his wife jealous. She was paid all of 50 bucks and a free dinner.
He needs to pay one or several women/girls to put up a good show for a large group of people, not go out and have a meal once to annoy 1 person.
 
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