CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace is homeless... Again.

[KatsuKitty]

It's a ruse obviously, the REAL Commander Stryker wouldn't have a skateboard with a 'K' on it.

That's "K" for "Keeping it Chill".

 

[Optimus Prime]

With John Cena hanging from it?

From a noose, I hope.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

From a noose, I hope.

Oh come on man, don't shit on Cena.

 

[Seahorses]

I want my own "Finish the Fight" lanyard.

Coming soon to the DeagleNation shop.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh come on man, don't shit on Cena.

Oh, sorry, for some reason I thought that "Lil' Cena" was what Jace started calling himself for some reason. No offense meant to Cena himself.

 

[Seahorses]

Oh, sorry, for some reason I thought that "Lil' Cena" was what Jace started calling himself for some reason. No offense meant to Cena himself.

Lil' Cena is the name of his penis. The 5 knuckle shuffle is his finish.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Lil' Cena is the name of his penis. The 5 knuckle shuffle is his finish.

So Jace jacks off by basically manhandling something he named after John Cena...remind me why he's so certain he's not gay again?

 

[Thetan]

He'll probably be let back in a day or two. But im more concerned about his 'choices' of equipment that he took from his mom's house before leaving. (The Skateboard/Longboard , only a pair or so of clothes and his camera bag.)

I didn't notice a toothbrush amongst the other "essentials".

 

[copypaste]

I didn't notice a toothbrush amongst the other "essentials".

You wouldn't expect him to brush his teeth with something he stuck up his ass, would you?

Then again, considering he uses it as a dildo of sorts it is an essential.

 

[Count groudon]

I didn't notice a toothbrush amongst the other "essentials".

Oh, I'm sure you know where that's being kept

 

[A-№1]

Erm..... he STOLE her car. The police will take this very seriously, the fact that Jace is Gail's son notwithstanding. All she has to do is pick up the phone to end this dumbfuckery.

Except Gail doesn't want Jace to get in trouble with the police. She wants to protect him.

Gail's parenting skills really are on par with Jace's parkour skills.

You probably don't want to know where that Cena doll is.... or where it's been.

If only that doll could talk… we'd really wish it couldn't.

 

[Shadow Fox]

If only that doll could talk… we'd really wish it couldn't.

I'm betting it wouldn't be talking so much as breaking into a fit of ceaseless, hysterical sobs.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If only that doll could talk… we'd really wish it couldn't.

Cue the scene from Toy Story where Woody starts talking to Sid, then creepily spins his head around and finally reveals his face is more than just solid-cast plastic.

 

[Thetan]

Oh come on man, don't shit on Cena.

Yeah, you can't pick your fans (or fan-boys, as the case may be). I'm not a wrestling fan, but from the little bit I have read about John Cena, he seems like a pretty decent guy.

 

[RP 520]

I didn't notice a toothbrush amongst the other "essentials".

He keeps that stored in a "special compartment".

 

[Broseph Stalin]

If there's a livestream from the woods near his house or the lobby of a McDonalds, then my day will have been made.

 

[soIregistered]

Where's the Monster 6 pack?

 

[Anonimo]

Why do that? The OBVIOUS answer is that Jace just needs more Jesus in his life. It's TOTALLY worked out before.

That's Jesus for you, the magic genie in a bottle that you can call up anytime to suddenly solve all your problems!

 

[RetardBus]

Highway back to the Danger Zone

 

[Gothicserpent]

Cue the scene from Toy Story where Woody starts talking to Sid, then creepily spins his head around and finally reveals his face is more than just solid-cast plastic.