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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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The meme music. Please let this continue community.
Kermit the Frog
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Too arrogant and too stubborn. Everyone that gives Phil constructive criticism or shows him how to do something properly is an elitist asshole detractor that wants to change a "real" gamer like Phil and dilute his khantent, dood! Every change Phil makes he has to be dragged kicking and screaming to make. Remember when he for years defended his camera pointed at the television setup and refused to use a capture card? It was a move that every let's player had made except him, and to any potential new viewers it made him look like an out of touch dumbass so his channel stagnated.
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PUBG:
He have really started to went during these streams...
1: 44 (Oh, shit!)
2: 61 (Dam it! I was hoping he wouldnt see me and i was able to run up and sickle him, but... ahahahahahahah... i had no weapon, there was nothing i could do.)
3: 54 (Talks about how Dawsons situation is similare to his jew joke on Blip.tv)
4: 28 (Well, i have no idea where he was and i never got to cover. Fucking sucks! I was heading to that veichle and i got fucked)
5: 52 (WOW!!! A HEADSHOT, he actully killed me with a headshot dood! (He was trying to run the guy over with a car) He must have had a good scope. Holy shit he actully killed me with a headshot dood, goddam!)
6: 58 (Oh fuck, i never even saw him, where was he? I never even saw the fucking guy, Jesus christ man!)
7: 64 (Oh boy, i am having a very, very, very, very, very bad night, i am not getting anything going in any of these games, even the one i killed 3 guys i got owned later on. I can't get anything going dood!)
8: 22 (Where were they? I have no idea! What the fuck man! Dood i have no luck at all tonight, i have zero fucking luck. I have no idea where that guy was, i have no idea. This sucks! This really fucking pisses me off. I just want one really good game man, i have no idea where he was!)
9: 56 (Wow i pressed jump and nothing happened! I pressed jump and i couldnt move! Fuck this game dood, i have had 0 luck tonight, i saw it coming and i tried to jump nothing happened. Thats how delayed they are as soon as i saw it i pressed jump and nothing happened, it delayed.) (He got runned over by a car, it was visible for 5+ sec befor running him over, doubt the delay is that bad!)
In-game:
Continues to bitch about the white circles placement when it is always he who decides to jump out of the airplane as late as possible.
Spends 60 rounds to kille a guy at point blank range in the 5th match and blames the controls for him being unable to aim again!
Chat wants him to drop at the military base, but he claim he dont like early fights, he wanna build up slowly. He just drives around and waits for everyone else to kill eachother for him.
Decides to go for the military base in the 9th match, even when the plane isn't flying near it.
Off-game:
He dont watch sport but if he did he would watch American football.
Worst thing he have ever eaten is squied flowered cracker from Japan.
He do not listen to music at all since he dont have time for it, haven't supposedly listen to music since 2005!
His girlfriend listen to music, but he dont know what music, he will see when she brings her entire music collection with her when moving in.
He dont know what she listen to since she never brought any music with her... Apparently he dont know how to ask a person or she have no phone!
Claim a kid in his school once made a huge sneeze and sprayed snot everywhere, which much have ment he had some condition that his parents didn't care about.
Claim his friend tried to cheer him on to have sex with a passed out girl, twice, but he wouldnt!
Made a tweet about the Shane Dawson being acused for pedophilia and wonder if it have given him some new viewers.
Because he is verified on Twitter all his tweets ends up on top of everyone else and that is why everyone likes his Dawson tweet.
He will talk about what he wrote in the tweet, but he wont bring it up unless someone in stream chat brings it up.
Claim he dont wanna be a guru or political figurehead on twitter but really feel he needed to speak up for Dawson.
He thinks that Dawsons fans will like his tweet because he stands up for the guy.
Compares Dawson being accused of being a pedophile with his career on Blip.tv, refuses to mention how YT kicked him from adsense because he broke their ToS, how Blip.tv saw him as the future of their business and wanted to met with him personaly and then some jealous person informed them about his Nazi jew joke and they kicked him from the site without doing any research and find out he was copying Howard Stern and how the person who reported him went on his forum and bragged about getting him kicked and claimed it was just for the fun of ruining it for Phil.
Claim he made a apology video right away about it, while he actually made a video bitching about it and claiming that anyone who didn't find it funny didnt have a sense of humor at all.
Claims that he is now adult that dont make that kind of jokes anymore, he have grown up and moved on.
Mention how he used to bitch about Minecraft and how it was a shitty game, then played it and completly changed his mind. He doesn't mention how he got paid to play it or how he very quickly dropped it because of views!
He dont care if your a jew or what other race you are.
Calls the internet around 2010, the wild west!
Blames people on the internet for making everything black and white for everyone else.
Brings up USA being allied with the Soviet Union, he calls them Russia, during World War 2, but were enemies during the Cold War as a example of how things can change.
Claim he was huge into FPS games early 2000 when he used to build his own PC, he used to play UT 1-2, Doom, DN, Quake and several others on online mulitplayer.
He now suddently ow a ton of state taxes in the end of january which he will pay with the money he made in december.
If you make more money, you pay more money in taxes!
There is nothing creative content on YT anymore, everything is just toxic there.
Tells people he wants them to give him more money on Twitch so that he can leave YT since he makes nearly no money there. Claim few days ago that YT practilly stood for 50% of his income.
Bitch about how Konami flags his MGS videos and steals all ad revenue and now you make less money on YT and it is why he wanna leave YT.
He have forgot who built his computer and claims that he was ripped off after getting the parts he was told to get. Actully he picked the parts himself, claimed he know how to do it since he used to build computers, paid $3000 for it!
Claimed he got tricked on Ebay 10 years ago, a guy bought a Xbox 360 for $200, then tooked it back when Phil confirmed he had sent the Xbox and Paypal refused to pay him since he hadnt paid for extra protection and the post office refused to bring the package back since it would be a fedral crime.
Has never watched a treet Fighter tournament online.
Hi KG, This is for you!
Remember when you found out about Kiwifarms?
Apparently you didn't ignore us!
And apparently you didn't move on either...
Sure, perhaps we are faggots, i mean sure we are stalking KWO, SoK and ourselves so that we can run over to DSP and please him with reports of what is happening...
He have really started to went during these streams...
1: 44 (Oh, shit!)
2: 61 (Dam it! I was hoping he wouldnt see me and i was able to run up and sickle him, but... ahahahahahahah... i had no weapon, there was nothing i could do.)
3: 54 (Talks about how Dawsons situation is similare to his jew joke on Blip.tv)
4: 28 (Well, i have no idea where he was and i never got to cover. Fucking sucks! I was heading to that veichle and i got fucked)
5: 52 (WOW!!! A HEADSHOT, he actully killed me with a headshot dood! (He was trying to run the guy over with a car) He must have had a good scope. Holy shit he actully killed me with a headshot dood, goddam!)
6: 58 (Oh fuck, i never even saw him, where was he? I never even saw the fucking guy, Jesus christ man!)
7: 64 (Oh boy, i am having a very, very, very, very, very bad night, i am not getting anything going in any of these games, even the one i killed 3 guys i got owned later on. I can't get anything going dood!)
8: 22 (Where were they? I have no idea! What the fuck man! Dood i have no luck at all tonight, i have zero fucking luck. I have no idea where that guy was, i have no idea. This sucks! This really fucking pisses me off. I just want one really good game man, i have no idea where he was!)
9: 56 (Wow i pressed jump and nothing happened! I pressed jump and i couldnt move! Fuck this game dood, i have had 0 luck tonight, i saw it coming and i tried to jump nothing happened. Thats how delayed they are as soon as i saw it i pressed jump and nothing happened, it delayed.) (He got runned over by a car, it was visible for 5+ sec befor running him over, doubt the delay is that bad!)
In-game:
Continues to bitch about the white circles placement when it is always he who decides to jump out of the airplane as late as possible.
Spends 60 rounds to kille a guy at point blank range in the 5th match and blames the controls for him being unable to aim again!
Chat wants him to drop at the military base, but he claim he dont like early fights, he wanna build up slowly. He just drives around and waits for everyone else to kill eachother for him.
Decides to go for the military base in the 9th match, even when the plane isn't flying near it.
Off-game:
He dont watch sport but if he did he would watch American football.
Worst thing he have ever eaten is squied flowered cracker from Japan.
He do not listen to music at all since he dont have time for it, haven't supposedly listen to music since 2005!
His girlfriend listen to music, but he dont know what music, he will see when she brings her entire music collection with her when moving in.
He dont know what she listen to since she never brought any music with her... Apparently he dont know how to ask a person or she have no phone!
Claim a kid in his school once made a huge sneeze and sprayed snot everywhere, which much have ment he had some condition that his parents didn't care about.
Claim his friend tried to cheer him on to have sex with a passed out girl, twice, but he wouldnt!
Made a tweet about the Shane Dawson being acused for pedophilia and wonder if it have given him some new viewers.
Because he is verified on Twitter all his tweets ends up on top of everyone else and that is why everyone likes his Dawson tweet.
He will talk about what he wrote in the tweet, but he wont bring it up unless someone in stream chat brings it up.
Claim he dont wanna be a guru or political figurehead on twitter but really feel he needed to speak up for Dawson.
He thinks that Dawsons fans will like his tweet because he stands up for the guy.
Compares Dawson being accused of being a pedophile with his career on Blip.tv, refuses to mention how YT kicked him from adsense because he broke their ToS, how Blip.tv saw him as the future of their business and wanted to met with him personaly and then some jealous person informed them about his Nazi jew joke and they kicked him from the site without doing any research and find out he was copying Howard Stern and how the person who reported him went on his forum and bragged about getting him kicked and claimed it was just for the fun of ruining it for Phil.
Claim he made a apology video right away about it, while he actually made a video bitching about it and claiming that anyone who didn't find it funny didnt have a sense of humor at all.
Mention how he used to bitch about Minecraft and how it was a shitty game, then played it and completly changed his mind. He doesn't mention how he got paid to play it or how he very quickly dropped it because of views!
He dont care if your a jew or what other race you are.
Calls the internet around 2010, the wild west!
Blames people on the internet for making everything black and white for everyone else.
Brings up USA being allied with the Soviet Union, he calls them Russia, during World War 2, but were enemies during the Cold War as a example of how things can change.
Claim he was huge into FPS games early 2000 when he used to build his own PC, he used to play UT 1-2, Doom, DN, Quake and several others on online mulitplayer.
He now suddently ow a ton of state taxes in the end of january which he will pay with the money he made in december.
If you make more money, you pay more money in taxes!
There is nothing creative content on YT anymore, everything is just toxic there.
Tells people he wants them to give him more money on Twitch so that he can leave YT since he makes nearly no money there. Claim few days ago that YT practilly stood for 50% of his income.
Bitch about how Konami flags his MGS videos and steals all ad revenue and now you make less money on YT and it is why he wanna leave YT.
He have forgot who built his computer and claims that he was ripped off after getting the parts he was told to get. Actully he picked the parts himself, claimed he know how to do it since he used to build computers, paid $3000 for it!
Claimed he got tricked on Ebay 10 years ago, a guy bought a Xbox 360 for $200, then tooked it back when Phil confirmed he had sent the Xbox and Paypal refused to pay him since he hadnt paid for extra protection and the post office refused to bring the package back since it would be a fedral crime.
Has never watched a treet Fighter tournament online.
Hi KG, This is for you!
Remember when you found out about Kiwifarms?
Apparently you didn't ignore us!
And apparently you didn't move on either...
Sure, perhaps we are faggots, i mean sure we are stalking KWO, SoK and ourselves so that we can run over to DSP and please him with reports of what is happening...
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Update from our buddy Jezal. Genuinely feel bad for the guy.
Kermit the Frog
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Update from our buddy Jezal. Genuinely feel bad for the guy.
Jezal can go fuck himself. The stupid idiot. There's nothing to feel sorry for if he's that pathetic. Phil may be manipulative, but he's not forcing any of these people to give him money.
NursezillaX
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I always low key think this! I almost read his texts as trolls because it's all talking about how shit Philly's life is and how bad he needs it. And there he was just straight up, 'he needs it more' haha. Like I said, I look at them more optimistically and just pretend they're low key troll tips and bits lol
Not that this is ok, even if they were, because there is literally no reason to EVER give this slob money..
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He's not forcing or manipulating, he's just outright begging.
The way I see it, Jezal has brainwashed himself into donating thousands of dollars to a manchild in order to purely, dare I say it, feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.
It's slightly disturbing.
KingjadVCMP
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Meanwhile on TKOH:
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4129-deleting-account/
Long time user wants their presence wiped from TKOH as they've had enough of Phil. Congratulations to them for waking up
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4129-deleting-account/
Long time user wants their presence wiped from TKOH as they've had enough of Phil. Congratulations to them for waking up
OneDaySon
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Its funny how Kiwifarms never got mentioned at all until SoK died and they needed a new source of blame. Suddenly this board did EVERYTHING even though the point of it is to watch. By KG's logic the SoK never existed its always been Kiwi farms.
Kermit the Frog
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Looks like he finally snapped a few days before he made that thread. He couldn't take Phil's contempt for legitimate criticism and deleting of threads anymore.
JackDavis
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You can tell when he tells a joke by the obnoxious ACKACKACK of accomplishment after all of them.
KG on that Ugandan Red Sanic meme a week after it died.
He said on Twitter that he isn't close to his parents. As a message board psychologist, I can tell you he's trying to get the approval he can't get from his parents from Phil instead. That's why he talks about not wanting to let Phil down or be disappointed in him.
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Astute observation! Your message board psychology degree does you credit. Though it doesn't make it any less disturbing how one can be so devoted to a person like Phil.
I've said before that Jezal loves approval from his overlord. He also justified his donations due to being afraid of Phil "turning on him" unless he pulls his weight. Absolutely silly.
PoopMagnet
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Jezal forgets the one of the important parts to "giving to charity"; never overextend yourself in giving. Ugh referring to Phil as a charity just makes you feel dirty inside, even for a hypothetical point. I need to wash myself.
Christopher Alyre Fleming
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A million times yes to this. I constantly see people saying they feel sorry for that guy & messaging him on twitter to try & convince him to stop donating to Phil. The kid's fucking exceptional himself & deserves mockery & ridicule, not pity. Giving Phil $150 on HIS birthday!? Dipshit.
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I'm convinced Jezal is doing this for the attention. That $150 is buying him dozens and dozens of concerned conversations from people who pretend to care about him.
BallBuster
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They don't pretend to care. They are trying to figure out what his deal is. I think he might have some kind of mental disorder. People right in their mind don't act and say the things this guy says and does. Phil has to beg for money from kids and mentally unstable people. How scummy can 1 person get?
Christopher Alyre Fleming
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He's been donating to Phil for a long time. People only really started talking about him when he opened a twitter account last summer. Most of his Twitter interactions consist of detractors trying to convince him to stop donating to Phil. Which is lame af in my opinion. His twitter interactions with Kimberlie were highly entertaining though. She called him a cuck & it clearly got under his skin. Wish I could find that conversation so I could repost it. He deserves ridicule for being such a stupid paypig.
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