Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Angry New Ager]

Aaaaanddd... I'm horrified. 10 bucks say Russhole is at the top of the list and Taylor is well aware of him. Good on her for not acknowledge him.

Nah--he's nowhere near the top of the list. He doesn't drive, and won't get on a plane, so the chances of him actually showing up at TS's house (or her mom's) are negligible.And if he did, he's a flabby, uncoordinated weakling who can't even move his eyes to see a threat coming at him in his peripheral vision--he'd be the easiest takedown ever.

Plus, he's an attention-seeker who actively tries to draw public attention to his "plight," so he keeps posting about his obsession with her, and his latest plans to punish her, out in the public eye where his crazy can easily be monitored. Should his angry rhetoric against her a legitimately violent turn, he'll make that public, too.

And, on top of that, his face doesn't blend with the crowd, so anybody briefed on him as a potential threat and told to look out for him would be able tecognize him right away, with no second-guessing. There are lots of nondescript-looking dudes out there who can change their appearance enough to escape notice and get past her security team, but Russell can't.

I have no doubt there are some seriously scary dudes who pose a legitimate threat to Taylor Swift, but Russell isn't one of them. Unless he really ups his celebrity-stalker game, he's just an obnoxious, but ineffectual pest. If he ever is going to pose a direct physical threat to a woman, or harm one, it's going to be some luckless sex worker, not Taylor Swift.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Nah--he's nowhere near the top of the list. He doesn't drive, and won't get on a plane, so the chances of him actually showing up at TS's house (or her mom's) are negligible.And if he did, he's a flabby, uncoordinated weakling who can't even move his eyes to see a threat coming at him in his peripheral vision--he'd be the easiest takedown ever.

Plus, he's an attention-seeker who actively tries to draw public attention to his "plight," so he keeps posting about his obsession with her, and his latest plans to punish her, out in the public eye where his crazy can easily be monitored. Should his angry rhetoric against her a legitimately violent turn, he'll make that public, too.

And, on top of that, his face doesn't blend with the crowd, so anybody briefed on him as a potential threat and told to look out for him would be able tecognize him right away, with no second-guessing. There are lots of nondescript-looking dudes out there who can change their appearance enough to escape notice and get past her security team, but Russell can't.

I have no doubt there are some seriously scary dudes who pose a legitimate threat to Taylor Swift, but Russell isn't one of them. Unless he really ups his celebrity-stalker game, he's just an obnoxious, but ineffectual pest. If he ever is going to pose a direct physical threat to a woman, or harm one, it's going to be some luckless sex worker, not Taylor Swift.

I'm sure one or many people made the comparison earlier, but he's a lot more likely to do something like Ricardo Lopez and try to attack through the mail. Like Lopez, he would fail because he's an idiot.

 

[Cilleystring]

Did he really just pay a girl to hold up this sign? And claims it's Katy Perry?

 

[Prussian Blue]

Aaaaanddd... I'm horrified. 10 bucks say Russhole is at the top of the list and Taylor is well aware of him. Good on her for not acknowledge him.

I think she has far worse stalkers out there that make him look normal. Ol' slobbery Russ would never have the balls to actually go pursue her IRL, but there will be folk who will.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Thanks Fiverr Katy!

Who was that Serbian girl he paid to hold signs earlier? And that looks like a happy strawberry tattoo on the right foot. That's pretty distinctive. Legs don't look a thing like Katy's though. Look way too long and skinny, and Katy is bustier.

Neat thing about celebrities, they get photographed a lot. Easy to compare with legit Katy pics.

 

[Ido]

My Mugsho- oh wait that's dumb.

I hate how this thread uses the same old jokes for God damn ever, don't you normies ever get tired of it???

 

[proboscis]

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Thanks Fiverr Katy!

Who was that Serbian girl he paid to hold signs earlier? And that looks like a happy strawberry tattoo on the right foot. That's pretty distinctive. Legs don't look a thing like Katy's though. Look way too long and skinny, and Katy is bustier.

Neat thing about celebrities, they get photographed a lot. Easy to compare with legit Katy pics.

Maybe she's a huge Russell fan and is trying to seduce him online before they meet up for some hardcore makeout time.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Did he really just pay a girl to hold up this sign? And claims it's Katy Perry?

You know good and goddamn well that isn't Katy Perry. Oh my good sweet Lord of Lords. What is he doing????

Edit to add that there is no way that Katy Perry or any woman under 40 in the western world is wearing those shoes. No. Absolutely not.

 

[Cilleystring]

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Thanks Fiverr Katy!

Who was that Serbian girl he paid to hold signs earlier? And that looks like a happy strawberry tattoo on the right foot. That's pretty distinctive. Legs don't look a thing like Katy's though. Look way too long and skinny, and Katy is bustier.

Neat thing about celebrities, they get photographed a lot. Easy to compare with legit Katy pics.

Her username is sandrica2993

 

[The Great Citracett]

Apparently Katy does in fact have a happy strawberry tattoo on her ankle. I'm on mobile, and the tattoo really sticks out for me in that pic like it's photoshopped on. What's everyone think?

 

[proboscis]

Apparently Katy does in fact have a happy strawberry tattoo on her ankle. I'm on mobile, and the tattoo really sticks out for me in that pic like it's photoshopped on. What's everyone think?

I'd definitely say photoshop but it'll be all the proof Shitlips needs that he's talking to Katy Perry. This will only make the eventual reveal all the more devastating to him.

 

[The Dude]

Apparently Katy does in fact have a happy strawberry tattoo on her ankle. I'm on mobile, and the tattoo really sticks out for me in that pic like it's photoshopped on. What's everyone think?
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Yeah, it looks fake as North Korean novelty rubber dog shit. It's a REALLY bad shop job. Not to mention that the body of the woman in the photo looks nothing like Katy Perry at all. The fact that you can't see her face is a massive red flag lined with flashing neon lights. So either some troll paid this chick to hold this sign to fuck with Shit Lips knowing that he's too delusional and stupid to tell the difference, or Dildo Saggins himself paid this chick to do it thinking we are just as stupid as he is and would easily fall for something this blatantly pathetic.

And if it was a "shout out", wouldn't you figure it would be on Katy Perry's other social media accounts?

Edit: with how lazy and pathetic this whole thing is, I'm inclined to believe it's Crusty himself trying to pull one over on "the haters". That, and he's been known to use these chicks where he pays them for positive comments, reviews, etc. He must be feeling REALLY desperate lately to pull something so stupid in hopes that it will make people believe that someone famous is actually interested in his drool-stained ass. Then again, it would be hilarious if he's getting fooled by his own tactics...tactics that never fooled us, mind you.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Katy thing is gone.

Also, RIP Jo-Ellen.

Now this is there:
DREAMS CONE TRUE

Got the eye of the tiger,
And you're gonna hear me REEEE

...Alright, alright we get it.

 

[Viridian]

Yeah, it looks fake as North Korean novelty rubber dog shit. It's a REALLY bad shop job. Not to mention that the body of the woman in the photo looks nothing like Katy Perry at all. The fact that you can't see her face is a massive red flag lined with flashing neon lights. So either some troll paid this chick to hold this sign to fuck with Shit Lips knowing that he's too delusional and stupid to tell the difference, or Dildo Saggins himself paid this chick to do it thinking we are just as stupid as he is and would easily fall for something this blatantly pathetic.

And if it was a "shout out", wouldn't you figure it would be on Katy Perry's other social media accounts?

Edit: with how lazy and pathetic this whole thing is, I'm inclined to believe it's Crusty himself trying to pull one over on "the haters". That, and he's been known to use these chicks where he pays them for positive comments, reviews, etc. He must be feeling REALLY desperate lately to pull something so stupid in hopes that it will make people believe that someone famous is actually interested in his drool-stained ass. Then again, it would be hilarious if he's getting fooled by his own tactics...tactics that never fooled us, mind you.

If that pic up there of Katy Perry's tattoo is accurate, the 'shopped tattoo is on the wrong side of the leg in the first place.

I tend to believe Strokey the Snowflake paid the Fiverr model himself to try to produce some 'proof' of his delusions, but it could be whoever is weening him posing as Katy Perry's 'assistant' might have done it themselves to further string Russhole along. If the latter is the case, he's going to crash HARD once he realizes Katy Perry's not coming anywhere near him after all. Should produce some hilarious content from him in the end.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This keeps getting more elaborate...

You mean "train ticket" because you're terrified of flying, right?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Did he really just pay a girl to hold up this sign? And claims it's Katy Perry?

the body of the woman in the photo looks nothing like Katy Perry at all.

You're all missing the point. He did not pay anyone for the photo. It was, quite obviously, sent to him by Allison to provide proof that she's really Katy Perry's agent. Probably to help soothe his doubts and fears after reading comments here on Kiwifarms (which we know he reads) by everyone who's convinced that she's catfishing him.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

You're all missing the point. He did not pay anyone for the photo. It was, quite obviously, sent to him by Allison to provide proof that she's really Katy Perry's agent. Probably to help soothe his doubts and fears after reading comments here on Kiwifarms (which we know he reads) by everyone who's convinced that she's catfishing him.

That doesn't explain why he'd delete it though. Deleting it is more in line with him concocting it and then feeling like it wasn't such a good idea anymore, which seems very Russ-like to me.

 

[Russtard]

What a delicious twist. Do you think "Allison" is making this up whole cloth or is Russell bullshitting us again?

The breakdown resulting from this will be epic.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris-Chan's attraction sign was nowhere near as pathetic as Russhole's "GIMME DA PUSSY OR I SUE YOU" threats.

 

[xyrichard]

You know good and goddamn well that isn't Katy Perry. Oh my good sweet Lord of Lords. What is he doing????

Edit to add that there is no way that Katy Perry or any woman under 40 in the western world is wearing those shoes. No. Absolutely not.

Speaking as a dude, what do you mean about the shoes???