Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Ok my fine bamboon-watchers!

Compiled for you in one easy-to-read, long-as-fuck Word document with color-coding (pink for Allison, blue for Russell, and purple when Katy Perry herself makes an entrance)...

Russell and Allison's correspondence.

Of note:

1. He requests Allison to call him "just to talk" multiple times.
2. He gets whipped into a frothy frenzy at the prospect of sharing a meet-and-greet with another fan
3. Only to shut up instantly when it's implied that the other fan is black.
4. None of the images are new except maybe the one of Russell and his adopted sister at the gym. Can post that upon request.
5. He's gross.

EDIT: Also as a fun bonus, the mp3 file of his terrible song in case that hadn't been posted yet.

Just finished reading through your transcript. What a ride! I think my favorite part is his epic whining fit about possibly having to share Katy Perry's time with another fan. It's so fucking obvious he just wants to bone her and he's scared of being cock-blocked by a better guy (AKA almost any other guy on the planet).
 
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Ok my fine bamboon-watchers!

Compiled for you in one easy-to-read, long-as-fuck Word document with color-coding (pink for Allison, blue for Russell, and purple when Katy Perry herself makes an entrance)...

Russell and Allison's correspondence.

Of note:

1. He requests Allison to call him "just to talk" multiple times.
2. He gets whipped into a frothy frenzy at the prospect of sharing a meet-and-greet with another fan
3. Only to shut up instantly when it's implied that the other fan is black.
4. None of the images are new except maybe the one of Russell and his adopted sister at the gym. Can post that upon request.
5. He's gross.

EDIT: Also as a fun bonus, the mp3 file of his terrible song in case that hadn't been posted yet.


WOW!!!! Thank you to you, and mega thanks to @xyrichard , what a fun ride that was! I agree as someone said before, the best part was the chimpout when it was said that someone else would be coming along too. Ahh, just imagining how furious he probably got IRL, makes me smile!
But my gosh....how in the hell did you not have a barf bag handy when telling him how attractive he was *shudders*
 
The guy honestly thought he was going to fuck Katy Perry. He mentioned being alone with her, her and me time, being in her suite, etc.

To anyone wanting to white knight him again, his delusional insanity is beyond repair. @xyrichard didn’t play with the poop...he went face first into it and gave us the best Russell Godfrey Greer insight to date. I about fell out of my chair laughing when he “Allison” suggested a threesome with Russ, Katy, and the guy in a wheelchair. Well done!
 
It seems like I've received almost completely good feedback, and he hasn't been driven underground. So why the discussion about moderation being more heavy handed in the future? This thread has its own culture that seems to satisfy most of us, myself included.

BTW, I knew I could get the best response by making wheelchair boy a "quirky urban" character. He went positively mad with jealousy and entitlement.
 
Wow, I just read that entire thing. While the beginning with the security explanation was believable, (I don't know if it works that way but it sounded true to me) the rest of it was not. "Allison" even spelled her bosses name wrong (Katie) and Russ didn't catch it.

It is seriously hard to imagine a person that delusional, who thinks a conversation like that could ever happen and be real. And it gets more and more obvious, as Allison quickly responds to everything within minutes despite her assertions of being so busy, and loses her professional voice, and then we hear about Russell Brand and his sex addiction and how Katy was into it and liked uncut men, and liked to pet his chest hair (of which he has none). Russ just doesn't go...."hmmmm" this isn't a normal conversation between acquaintances, much less complete strangers, one of whom is an employee? A couple times he asks for reassurance, so he is suspicious, but is very easily put off as he wants to believe it so bad. "It's real, right?" Yeah, it's real. Ok. He HAD to have known it wasn't real but was willing to let his desire overcome his suspicions.

And, he whined and complained, as one would expect. Not that it is in any way believable but if it was, the "I don't want to share a room or eat dinner with others" and does "Katy want me in bed" stuff...just wow.

He has focused only on himself. He never asks a single question about Allison, or Katy, unless it relates to him. I mean, if I was talking to a pop star's assistant, I might have a few questions about how she came to do it, what the job was like. But he's only interested in himself.

He probably hates his brother now for being suspicious more than anybody else.

What was the last question about his parents address supposed to be?
 
wowwwww, the allison chronicles, .... just WOW. thank you so much PolexiaAphrodesia & XYRichard. saw the "private"/ just for Katy $500.00 youtube and thinking that combined with the "nonalcoholic bubbly" ($10 +shipping???), i mean, he spends more at the brothel with a better chance of getting some (pre banhammer). clearly math is not his strongsuit. [which is consistent with his lack of grasp between the logical difference between "for all" (eg all humans are mammals) and "there exists" (eg there exists people who are female)]
 

Gonna bet no one cares but also that he didn’t change anything but thinks by posting this he’s foiled any trolls.
It seems like I've received almost completely good feedback, and he hasn't been driven underground. So why the discussion about moderation being more heavy handed in the future? This thread has its own culture that seems to satisfy most of us, myself included.

BTW, I knew I could get the best response by making wheelchair boy a "quirky urban" character. He went positively mad with jealousy and entitlement.

Just me but I don’t think anyone is complaining about you but about the white knight who was trying to “help” Russell and sabatoged Allison.

You got Grade A milk from Russ, would read again.
 
While the Allison interactions definitely produced some grade A mîlk, I agree with imposing stricter rules on not pretending to be a heartsweet.
The great thing about these emails is that they planted seeds which Russ could have sown (hinting Katy prefers her men to be equipped a certain way, hinting she likes hand drawings, etc) but didn't pressure him into doing anything outrageous. Tryhards and weens would not be as subtle - they might demand nudes or ask him to make a CWCFlyingElephants style video.
Also, @xyrichard ended things naturally and realistically (Allison got bored of the paranoia) instead of making a big dramatic scene and trying to get him to go off the deep end. He might have thought it was real forever if not for a certain double crosser. Weens and tryhards would not have this restraint.
Maybe he didn't go dark after this interaction - Chris Chan didn't shut down all lines of communication after Blanca or Ivy or even Jackie. But we don't know how far we can push, how many fake agents is too many, how many promises can be falsified until he either goes off the internet or does something in real life to himself or someone else.
 
What a beautiful ride that was!
I was in tears at this part!

"I received the picture on the official Katy Perry Facebook page, which is basically my job to monitor all day long. It was posted by someone with a picture of your face and the name "Shitlips Greer". Is that someone you know? Is that your nickname or something?"

Stellar work!!
 
What a beautiful ride that was!
I was in tears at this part!

"I received the picture on the official Katy Perry Facebook page, which is basically my job to monitor all day long. It was posted by someone with a picture of your face and the name "Shitlips Greer". Is that someone you know? Is that your nickname or something?"

Stellar work!!
I also liked when "she" asked if he had ever done clothing modeling in catalogs.
 
The emails of infamy said:
The company name sounds familiar too. I believe that company or a similar company always came to the former law firm I worked for and destroyed our legal documents we were putting in the shred bins. They def do a good job. Props to them!
Yeah Russ, I'm sure "South Bay Document Destruction" sounds familiar to you, what with it being a family-owned small business in California. Perhaps "Salt Lake City Document Destruction" was the company that shredded documents for the law firm where Russ worked? Gosh you know those document destruction companies, their names all sound the same!
I like your suggestions about donating to various groups. :) I will need to do that. I try donating to animal rights groups, but haven’t done it recently.
The Bunny Ranch isn't an animal rights group, Russell!
 
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Just to be clear for anyone not reading the transcripts, they make clear what Russ' end-game was: He wants to fuck Katy Perry. That's all there is to it. He wants to spend money to impress her, so that she invites him back to her "suite" and fucks him. It's all a desperate chase for pussy.
 
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