everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[morninghomo]

tumblr is known for turning turning everything gay but no one, and i mean NO ONE, is as thirsty for validation as lesbians. and i know theres already a thread for nice gals who wanna turn every girl gay, but this aint quite the same thing
theres a trend on tumblr of lesbians assigning lesbianhood to EVERYTHING, every aesthetic they like, every concept or action or culture, every pair of things vaguely existing next to eachother, not just people, from animals to inanimate objects, humanized or not.

Spoiler: some examples

as shown above even when the one character whos already confirmed is male and they REAAALLLY want the ship to be gay, theyll genderbend THAT character to be female, and if if a female character has dated men before, theyll just call it "compulsory heterosexuallity"

lesbians cant be gross, dirty or predatory, their the most pure and clean form of love

these ppl obviously just love the mere idea of lesbianism, probably because 1. its cute as a concept to em and 2. they believe that anything being lesbian means they claimed ownership of it, and icky men cant touch it now

 

[Pikapool]

More like sad pathetic attention whores anonymous

 

[Rayemond46]

"Hey look at the two tasty popsicles I got-"
"OMG THEY ARE LESBIANS SO GAY AND IN LOVE >WWWW<"
"...okay"

 

[Tlazolli]

They also turned the moon and sun into lesbians.
A known SU critical hoe draws Wall-E and Eve as lesbians.
The list goes on.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I've been playing the new Style Star game on the 3DS and of course I took a peek at the tag on Tumblr. It didn't take me long to find posts about how Camilla and Rosie are lesbians when they look like close friends from what I've noticed.
All of the sudden the game is gay when the Style Savvy games have never really made relationships a big focus.

 

[morninghomo]

Wow wow this is so transphobic, what if the lesbian has a penis and she identifies as a man?

>has a penis
>identifies as a man
>transphobic

buddy... pal...

 

[Nekromantik]

Before it was everything was gay men, now it's lesbians. It all just boils down to one thing, people on Tumblr have no idea how healthy relationships work, romantic or other wise. To them there is no such thing as just friendship, it must be romantic and sexual in some way. It's a really Juvenal way of looking at things, sad when I see people in their 20s and 30s acting like this.

 

[Tlazolli]

Before it was everything was gay men, now it's lesbians. It all just boils down to one thing, people on Tumblr have no idea how healthy relationships work, romantic or other wise. To them there is no such thing as just friendship, it must be romantic and sexual in some way. It's a really Juvenal way of looking at things, sad when I see people in their 20s and 30s acting like this.

At least when it was men, everybody and their grandma told them they were transparent fetishists. With lesbians, they pass it off as serious progressive activism~

 

[Nekromantik]

At least when it was men, everybody and their grandma told them they were transparent fetishists. With lesbians, they pass it off as serious progressive activism~

Lesbian popsicles fighting the good fight!

 

[Male Idiot]

From the great CWC himself!

 

[friedshrimp]

We should put things they dislike as lesbians, to see how they react, like say photoshop a picture of Trump eating a vegetable, and declare it as two cute lesbians. They'd reeee for ages.

 

[RG 448]

lesbians are hot.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So when they claim the food they're eating is lesbian, are they implying that they want to tear lesbians apart with their teeth, grind them down, immerse them in acid, extract materials from them and ultimately shit them out? That's pretty homophobic.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

So when they claim the food they're eating is lesbian, are they implying that they want to tear lesbians apart with their teeth, grind them down, immerse them in acid, extract materials from them and ultimately shit them out? That's pretty homophobic.

Yeah, that's heterosexual activity. Lesbians filterfeed, gays photosynthesize.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

This is very gay

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I don't even know what is projecting, what is bullshit, what is fetishism, and what is a joke with these fucking people anymore.

 

[Male Idiot]

lesbians are hot.

Porn ones are. But than again, that's porn.

Porn gays: Handsome muscled dudes with beards and oiled muscles and huge dicks.
Real gays: George Takei type gropey grandpa or tiny dick skeleton thin furry gingers.
Porn troons: Cute thai ladyboy that you can mistake for a girl until she opens her legs for big surprise.
Real troons: CWC himself, Filthy Phil, and half of the lolcows on this site. Basically neckbeard in bra.
Porn lesbians: Two slim big titted supermodels. Dobson faps to this image.
Real lesbians: Two hairy ass butch women in their late forties who most people would not date without the aid of a grocery bag without any holes on it.

Its almost like as if porn and media tries to sell things with attractive people!

Porn is just ain't like real life. Sad!

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Porn ones are. But than again, that's porn.

Porn gays: Handsome muscled dudes with beards and oiled muscles and huge dicks.
Real gays: George Takei type gropey grandpa or tiny dick skeleton thin furry gingers.
Porn troons: Cute thai ladyboy that you can mistake for a girl until she opens her legs for big surprise.
Real troons: CWC himself, Filthy Phil, and half of the lolcows on this site. Basically neckbeard in bra.
Porn lesbians: Two slim big titted supermodels. Dobson faps to this image.
Real lesbians: Two hairy ass butch women in their late forties who most people would not date without the aid of a grocery bag without any holes on it.

Porn is just ain't like real life. Sad!

This is more or less true, but you forgot the obese gay furs that are all into "bears".

 

[ZehnBoat]

It all just boils down to one thing, people on Tumblr have no idea how healthy relationships work, romantic or other wise. To them there is no such thing as just friendship, it must be romantic and sexual in some way.

these people are going to go through a ton of abusive or boring as fuck relationships

 

[RG 448]

Porn ones are. But than again, that's porn.

Porn gays: Handsome muscled dudes with beards and oiled muscles and huge dicks.
Real gays: George Takei type gropey grandpa or tiny dick skeleton thin furry gingers.
Porn troons: Cute thai ladyboy that you can mistake for a girl until she opens her legs for big surprise.
Real troons: CWC himself, Filthy Phil, and half of the lolcows on this site. Basically neckbeard in bra.
Porn lesbians: Two slim big titted supermodels. Dobson faps to this image.
Real lesbians: Two hairy ass butch women in their late forties who most people would not date without the aid of a grocery bag without any holes on it.

Its almost like as if porn and media tries to sell things with attractive people!

Porn is just ain't like real life. Sad!

all the lesbians i know irl are hot and bi