@GORL, lets see if it works now.
I want you guys to know I'll be skipping a lot.
- Amber starts by doing a "surprise" reveal of ...snow. She acts like it has never happened before in the history of mankind.
- Amber rambles about info shared on the last episode, aka her binge. I skipped to the opening of packages. Didn't Krystal give her bookmarks for Xmas? Did she finally discovered Wish/Ali express/some other place that sells cheap Chinese crap?
- Look! I read! On my
hobo burrow mess of a "bed". I don't know about you guys, but I grab whatever is available and suitable to use as a bookmark. I'll only change it the next time I pick the book up. Amber, otoh, already has all the cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute bookmarks inside the books.
- shows a book with a bookmark in it. Says she's still on page one. Already has a bookmark in (possibly because page one is sooooooo hard to find, right?). The bookmark is a good 20 pages in.
- Annoying segment with Eric which I'm skipping. I'm tempted to Google pet groomers in their town and send the addresses to him. What he has on his head right now is beyond what any hairdresser could fix, but groomers are used to badly cared for poodles.
- Bothersome noises, all 3 of them attached to their phones, Amber
squeals giggles and I skip.
- We get to the meat and potatoes of the video: food. She takes the taco shells and put them in the (disgustingly dirty) over. Honest question, why would she do that?
- The meat is...sad and looks under-cooked. Again, honest question. I'm lead to believe that traditionally mushrooms are used as a substitute for meat as it has a meaty flavor. Am I wrong in that assumption? Amber doesn't show how much she used, but my guess is that she used a whole tube of "meat" and a whole basket of mushrooms.
- Says she doesn't use any oil to cook (even though the slop looks greasy) and dumps some water in the pot. In goes a whole package of taco seasoning (it's a lot). Yuck.
- a ton of lettuce is actually less than two handfuls. The slop goes on top and then 4 spoons of salsa (she claims they're teaspoons. They're not). Add some cheese and then 3 taco shells for "crunch". Adds another shell.
- Amber making noises, eating with her mouth open and speaking with a full mouth. Skip.
- something about a door, more chewing with open mouth and speaking with her mouth full which I'm also skipping.
- Defends her slop. "Some people" (read the hadurs) say it looks like mush. Amber proceeds to say "whatever" and chew more food with her mouth open while she adjusts her phone.
- Moves the camera towards Becky who behaves like a properly educated person who takes small bites, closes her mouth to chew and actually chews her food before swallowing. She also refused to speak because there was food in her mouth. Compared to Amber she's a perfect princess.
- Opens the door so we can see the snow one more time. Amberism of the day: "the deeper out it goes the more high the snow goes". Make of it what you wish.
- I give up. Last image i saw was of her burrow again. I'm tempted to bet she will sleep on top of her books. (if memory serves - I'm trying really hard to forget - when she showed the books at the beginning of the video there was still daylight. On the last scene I saw, it was dark).
A few personal observations on the meal:
- the plate is almost overflowing.
- It seems to me that she knows she's going overboard with some of the things, so she stops and then adds more (done it with the salsa and the shells). I'm not sure she does it to fool the audience or herself.
- the two of them used less than one quarter of a head of lettuce. I don't know about you, but when I make a salad vegetables are the main ingredient. What she did should be properly called "slop-looking-tube meat with a little bit of lettuce".
