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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.3%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 102 23.4%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    435
copypaste said:
I only saw the film as a kid, I wasn't even aware there was a book before this thread.

I also wasn't aware there was a giant cockroach in Oz either. :oops:
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The Neverending Story is lovely. The whole first film is barely the first quarter of the novel. It gets into some metaphysical stuff about the subjective nature of reality and the quest for rebirth--but to be honest the story itself is charming enough that you can ignore all that in favor of pure fantasy.

The Oz books...tend to decline sharply after about Book 6. L Frank Baum's author's notes start to map out his desperation to bail out of the series: "Don't you kids want to hear some other stories? I know lots of other stories! Okay, for real, Dorothy sent me a telegram saying that Ozma's going to cut off communication from the real world. Last book now. Okay, really last book this time." And then he ended up writing eight more last books.

Chapter 15: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f7HV7cv5tA AND IT'S OVER!

Summary: Our Heroes are delivered to the Royal Palace just in time for Ozma's birthday celebration. I think even the author was exhausted at this point, because nothing much happens until the Wogglebug totally trolls Terry Sue by telling her she has to go home now. She is basically shuttled the fuck off, but not before the Wogglebug gives her a magic key that, when used at the elevator in her mother's office, will transport her back to Oz.

With Terry Sue finally out of the picture, Frogman and Wogglebug retire to the parlor to celebrate their epic bromance over brandy and cigars or something, while reflecting on the lessons they have learned. The lesson largely seems to be "gosh, it's great to be endlessly awesome."

The end! I sing the "It's Over!" song.

Disjointed last thoughts from me: the thing that strikes me as strangest and saddest in all of this is that Terry, who is arguably the author's self-insert character, does nothing. One would think that the whole purpose of writing oneself into a favorite story is to get to be the hero, the Chosen One. Instead, she's a cheerleader for the Wogglebug and seems to get all her satisfaction by being near him, letting him tell her how wonderful and perfect she is, and generally tagging along. I'm sure that if the author herself comes back to this thread she'll make a dozen arguments about things Terry "did" throughout the story: "But Terry was the one who knew about the Pure Waters! Terry did most of the wishing on the Mountain!" But the fact is that she did nothing that couldn't have been done by anyone else. The Wogglebug and the Frogman solved all the problems. Terry...made a necklace.

When you can't even be the hero in your own story, you have problems.
 
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Descent said:
Speaking of Christ-like figures:
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Wogglebug died for the sins of his fan-girl.
 
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The Knife said:
Chapter 15: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f7HV7cv5tA AND IT'S OVER!

Summary: Our Heroes are delivered to the Royal Palace just in time for Ozma's birthday celebration. I think even the author was exhausted at this point, because nothing much happens until the Wogglebug totally trolls Terry Sue by telling her she has to go home now. She is basically shuttled the fuck off, but not before the Wogglebug gives her a magic key that, when used at the elevator in her mother's office, will transport her back to Oz.

With Terry Sue finally out of the picture, Frogman and Wogglebug retire to the parlor to celebrate their epic bromance over brandy and cigars or something, while reflecting on the lessons they have learned. The lesson largely seems to be "gosh, it's great to be endlessly awesome."

The end! I sing the "It's Over!" song.

Disjointed last thoughts from me: the thing that strikes me as strangest and saddest in all of this is that Terry, who is arguably the author's self-insert character, does nothing. One would think that the whole purpose of writing oneself into a favorite story is to get to be the hero, the Chosen One. Instead, she's a cheerleader for the Wogglebug and seems to get all her satisfaction by being near him, letting him tell her how wonderful and perfect she is, and generally tagging along. I'm sure that if the author herself comes back to this thread she'll make a dozen arguments about things Terry "did" throughout the story: "But Terry was the one who knew about the Pure Waters! Terry did most of the wishing on the Mountain!" But the fact is that she did nothing that couldn't have been done by anyone else. The Wogglebug and the Frogman solved all the problems. Terry...made a necklace.

When you can't even be the hero in your own story, you have problems.
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The Wogglebug is god, and Terry is simply His humble and obedient disciple.
 
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She's going to come back and not address any thing we have questioned about her that she doesn't like, or anything, and ignore the fanart. She's probably just going to write another wall of text about how horrible we are, unlike the sexy wogglebug.

Oh, I didn't notice. :) It's fine!
 
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GaryOak said:
She's going to come back and not address any thing we have questioned about her that she doesn't like, or anything, and ignore the fanart. She's probably just going to write another wall of text about how horrible we are, unlike the sexy wogglebug.

Oh, I didn't notice. :) It's fine!
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Oh, but don't fret - we'll have all of our questions answered* through her special FAQ she's creating!


*FAQ will not answer any of our questions
 
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sikotik said:
It's Sunday. Maybe she's out working hard like a good hardcore militant atheist should be doing on Godbear's day of rest. Oh wait... :lol:
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Well she could using Sunday to forward herself as a hardcore militant atheist which could mean sperging or she could be using the day for more Wogglebug.
 
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I just can't wrap my head around her all consuming hatred for critics and Christians.
She just keeps posting the same thing over and over where ever she goes, like a more verbose version of Moleman9000.

Why can't any lolcow just say to themselves "haters gonna hate" and move on? If she spent as much time on her work as she does scouring the internet for haters and "defending" herself, her material might not suck so bad.

I'm not completely heartless. I watched those music videos. They're terrible, but for some reason the 'Smile' one made me cry later on that night when I had time to think about it.
I could feel her loneliness and sadness and I felt so bad for her that moment. Then I woke up the next morning and read more of her ranting. All sympathy and empathy out the window again.
 
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sikotik said:
Why can't any lolcow just say to themselves "haters gonna hate" and move on? If she spent as much time on her work as she does scouring the internet for haters and "defending" herself, her material might not suck so bad.
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Perhaps the reason they can't just say "haters gonna hate" is because they want to tell the trolls to back off rather than just ignore them.
 
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