Careercow Max Landis

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jezail said:
For what it's worth, I went to school with Max in Miami and these allegations don't surprise me at all. We certainly were not friends, but several of my closest friends were so it was inevitable that we'd encounter each other on a regular basis. I disliked him from the day I met him, but in the sense that he was weird and annoying and not anything more dramatic than that. That changed when I noticed how he treated his girlfriend. He would constantly make disparaging remarks about her in front of others, seemed genuinely enthusiastic about making her uncomfortable and screamed in her face on several occasions. Apparently, he put his hands on her once at a party our mutual friends and I threw. I didn't see it happen myself, so take it with a grain of salt, but several witnesses told one of my roommates about it and it was serious enough to throw him out of the party. He ended up going somewhere else and getting drunker then tried to force his way back into the party. When we physically restrained him from entering the apartment, he lingered outside and tried to look in our windows to find his girlfriend. When she found out what was going on, she agreed to leave with him because she was convinced he wouldn't go away for any other reason.

The girl in question was probably the single most subservient person I've ever met. She wasn't particularly attractive and she was very meek during social occasions, but she was friendly and I don't know anyone that ever had a problem with her. I do not know if she's the person he allegedly raped. To my knowledge, she isn't, but he treated her like subhuman trash and he had no shame about doing it in front of others. That doesn't make him a rapist, but it definitely reflects important aspects of his character. Regarding the other allegations in the screenshot, I don't recall ever hearing him say anything remotely racist so I'm skeptical of that claim. Seems like the kind of thing you'd throw in so people would be like, "oh shit, he's a racist too!" as if alleged rape isn't sensational enough. The yelling at professors thing is true. Duh, he's a rich egomaniac. The constantly commenting on women's appearances thing is true. I couldn't care less about it, it's certainly not uncommon amongst hormonal twenty somethings, but it did bother me how he'd make a point of doing it in front of his girlfriend's face as yet another way to put her down.

In closing, shitty person. Not a rapist as far as I'm aware, but it wouldn't surprise me at all. Enormous misogynist (in the genuine sense, not the SJW definition that's as malleable as they need it to be to suit their agenda). He genuinely did seem to hate women. Still comfortably in my top 5 for least pleasant people I've ever encountered nearly 8 years after graduation.
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I went to school with Max in Miami as well and was his friend. At first as an on/off lurker I wasn't going to comment about the CDAN post because the allegations were so ludicrous people could see they were bs.(Beyond the wacky naked girl part, the racist accusations are equally untrue. He was the only white person in the black students group at the college.)

As someone who spent a good amount of time around him I never saw him ever publicly criticize his girlfriend(s) or scream at them or "put his hands on them" or any of the behavior you are talking about. I've never even heard this story of him being thrown out of party that you mentioned.

Max has talked in interviews about how he would pressure girls into changing their appearance for his sake. I can attest to this, (Clothes, hair, etc. Didn't seem like a weight issue, the girls were already thin) however any such pressuring happened between the two of them privately. I never saw any of this behavior publicly. The only "misogynist" behavior I saw was for a few months between relationships he fucked around a with a few girls at the same time.

The truth is Max has always had a huge target on his back because of his personality. He's very loud, energetic, center of attention, take charge kind of person. Typically when people meet him they either love/hate him immediately as his personality can be overwhelming. Plus he's not at all shy about telling people if he doesn't like or disagrees with them.
 
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Hobbes said:
The truth is Max has always had a huge target on his back because of his personality. He's very loud, energetic, center of attention, take charge kind of person. Typically when people meet him they either love/hate him immediately as his personality can be overwhelming. Plus he's not at all shy about telling people if he doesn't like or disagrees with them.
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This just keeps getting more and more interesting. Obviously since you're both anons from the internet there's no way of us knowing whether either of you is telling the truth, but for conversation's sake I'm just going to assume both of you are being completely truthful and saw the things you did. Max's old college buddy: what are your thoughts on this current tidal wave of hate towards him in Hollywood? Are you still in contact with him, or did you both drift apart after college? Do you think that it's entirely possible that he just had a really shitty side that he hid from his closer friends?
 
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I went to school with Max in Miami as well and was his friend. At first as an on/off lurker I wasn't going to comment about the CDAN post because the allegations were so ludicrous people could see they were bs.(Beyond the wacky naked girl part, the racist accusations are equally untrue. He was the only white person in the black students group at the college.)

As someone who spent a good amount of time around him I never saw him ever publicly criticize his girlfriend(s) or scream at them or "put his hands on them" or any of the behavior you are talking about. I've never even heard this story of him being thrown out of party that you mentioned.

Max has talked in interviews about how he would pressure girls into changing their appearance for his sake. I can attest to this, (Clothes, hair, etc. Didn't seem like a weight issue, the girls were already thin) however any such pressuring happened between the two of them privately. I never saw any of this behavior publicly. The only "misogynist" behavior I saw was for a few months between relationships he fucked around a with a few girls at the same time.

The truth is Max has always had a huge target on his back because of his personality. He's very loud, energetic, center of attention, take charge kind of person. Typically when people meet him they either love/hate him immediately as his personality can be overwhelming. Plus he's not at all shy about telling people if he doesn't like or disagrees with them.
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Hi Max!

How's your latest crappy screenplay getting on?
 
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Hobbes said:
I went to school with Max in Miami as well and was his friend. At first as an on/off lurker I wasn't going to comment about the CDAN post because the allegations were so ludicrous people could see they were bs.(Beyond the wacky naked girl part, the racist accusations are equally untrue. He was the only white person in the black students group at the college.)

As someone who spent a good amount of time around him I never saw him ever publicly criticize his girlfriend(s) or scream at them or "put his hands on them" or any of the behavior you are talking about. I've never even heard this story of him being thrown out of party that you mentioned.

Max has talked in interviews about how he would pressure girls into changing their appearance for his sake. I can attest to this, (Clothes, hair, etc. Didn't seem like a weight issue, the girls were already thin) however any such pressuring happened between the two of them privately. I never saw any of this behavior publicly. The only "misogynist" behavior I saw was for a few months between relationships he fucked around a with a few girls at the same time.

The truth is Max has always had a huge target on his back because of his personality. He's very loud, energetic, center of attention, take charge kind of person. Typically when people meet him they either love/hate him immediately as his personality can be overwhelming. Plus he's not at all shy about telling people if he doesn't like or disagrees with them.
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Why is that gargantuan catamite still in the closet?
 
What's fucked up about this case in particular is it's either one of two options: either Max Landis - skinny, SJW rainbow hair Max Landis who can't keep his mouth shut - was secretly one of Hollywood's Worst Rapists for years and years and is still somehow completely devoid of any outright accusers despite mass finger-pointing at him and many other far more famous men going down in droves for less - or there's some secret widespread conspiracy amongst a bunch of SJW twitter dangerhairs he's made enemies of over the years all working in tandem to spread the idea of what he called "Shadow Max Landis" on a mass scale. Both of those sound absolutely fucking ludicrous to me, yet here we are.
 
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Clark Griswold said:
What's fucked up about this case in particular is it's either one of two options: either Max Landis - skinny, SJW rainbow hair Max Landis who can't keep his mouth shut - was secretly one of Hollywood's Worst Rapists for years and years and is still somehow completely devoid of any outright accusers despite mass finger-pointing at him and many other far more famous men going down in droves for less - or there's some secret widespread conspiracy amongst a bunch of SJW twitter dangerhairs he's made enemies of over the years all working in tandem to spread the idea of what he called "Shadow Max Landis" on a mass scale. Both of those sound absolutely fucking ludicrous to me, yet here we are.
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We can all agree that Max Landis is a gay faggot.
 
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Hobbes said:
I went to school with Max in Miami as well and was his friend. At first as an on/off lurker I wasn't going to comment about the CDAN post because the allegations were so ludicrous people could see they were bs.(Beyond the wacky naked girl part, the racist accusations are equally untrue. He was the only white person in the black students group at the college.)

As someone who spent a good amount of time around him I never saw him ever publicly criticize his girlfriend(s) or scream at them or "put his hands on them" or any of the behavior you are talking about. I've never even heard this story of him being thrown out of party that you mentioned.

Max has talked in interviews about how he would pressure girls into changing their appearance for his sake. I can attest to this, (Clothes, hair, etc. Didn't seem like a weight issue, the girls were already thin) however any such pressuring happened between the two of them privately. I never saw any of this behavior publicly. The only "misogynist" behavior I saw was for a few months between relationships he fucked around a with a few girls at the same time.

The truth is Max has always had a huge target on his back because of his personality. He's very loud, energetic, center of attention, take charge kind of person. Typically when people meet him they either love/hate him immediately as his personality can be overwhelming. Plus he's not at all shy about telling people if he doesn't like or disagrees with them.
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As I said before, I also don't believe that Max is a racist, but just so you know, he was not the only white student in UBS. That's such a bizarre thing to lie about, so I'll assume you are simply mistaken. I'm not surprised that you didn't hear the story about the party. Do most people go around telling their friends "hey man, tonight I made a huge scene and got thrown out of a party, then stood outside peering in windows until the girl that I emotionally and physically abuse left with me out of sheer embarrassment"? I'd wager not.

The actual truth (objectivity being a necessary element of truth) is that one person's "loud, energetic, center of attention, take charge" kind of person is somebody else's "overbearing, obnoxious, devoid of social skills, egomaniac" kind of person. People evaluate character differently so neither of our impressions of him is inherently more or less valid to anybody but ourselves. With that said, I think the bit about having a "target on his back" is disingenuous. People who act like cunts get treated like cunts, true, but it's extremely unlikely that someone is going to formulate wild accusations about him just because he's loud.
 
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Seeming as there is already been a witch hunt for the past few months it is an almost certainty people have been making false accusations/massively over exaggerating them It's silly to assume that there is any kind of large scale conspiracy happening i doubt more than a couple of people have colluded but people in Hollywood being completely willing to elevate themselves at the expense of people they dont like when they know there will be 0 consequences because of the call out climate, you guys can make your own opinions but im skeptical. Its probably best for you guys to try and verify yourselves to one of the mods.
 
Hobbes said:
He was the only white person in the black students group at the college.
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kek, sounds like he's one of those far-left racists that fetishizes minorities tbh,
Hobbes said:
Max has talked in interviews about how he would pressure girls into changing their appearance for his sake. I can attest to this, (Clothes, hair, etc. Didn't seem like a weight issue, the girls were already thin) however any such pressuring happened between the two of them privately.
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This sounds pretty creepy, not the type of behavior a feminist should exhibit.
 
When you have all troon friends and are a troon ally, and also cosplay the part like Max, I have no absolutely no sympathy his situation.

Not to mention, when you're a silver spoon motherfucker, a little humility goes a long way. It might help if he shut up for just two seconds.

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Descriptions of Max Landis:
  1. Fecal fister
  2. Backdoor robber
  3. Chocolate swimmer
  4. Man sewer worker
  5. Turd tunneler
  6. Taint tickler
  7. Reverse poo pusher
  8. Mud monkey
  9. Low T-celler
  10. Fecal bandit
  11. Anal assassin
  12. Poo pirate
  13. Limp liberal
  14. Sugar plummed anal fairy
  15. Fondling Fred
  16. Ass alien
  17. Bottom burrower
  18. Totem pole sitter
  19. Disease addict
  20. Hot beef Harry
  21. Winkle dandy
  22. Flesh sword fencer
  23. Phallic swindler
  24. Friend of Satan
  25. Butt pocket pan handler
  26. Anal tingle torturer
  27. Taint terrorist
  28. Vain worshiper
  29. Muscle cavern poker
  30. Brown saucy puncher
  31. Coco weasel
  32. Star gazer
  33. Mumble anus
 
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Hobbes said:
Max has talked in interviews about how he would pressure girls into changing their appearance for his sake. I can attest to this, (Clothes, hair, etc. Didn't seem like a weight issue, the girls were already thin) however any such pressuring happened between the two of them privately.
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BlueSpark said:
This sounds pretty creepy, not the type of behavior a feminist should exhibit.
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He outright admitted to making an ex-girlfriend so insecure about her looks that she developed an eating disorder. lol, oops. That's some straight Mean Girls shit. If he'll just casually throw that out in an interview, that's the sanitized version. I'd bet the real events were worse. It's likely he's insecure enough about what a pathetic faggot he is that he treats his girlfriends like garbage just so he has someone to feel superior to.

Darksydepickle said:
The whole escort saga on the DSP subforum should´ve taught people not to trust anyone without any proof.

What these two have added to the conversation is exactly the same as what Anna Kanna and Zoe Quinn did: Jack and shit.
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The entire MAX LANDIS TURBO RAPIST narrative so far is built solely on rumours, hearsay, conjecture and hysterical shrieking. All this does is add more drama and stir in even more shit, which is the entire reason I'm here. Any of Max's other school acquaintances, feel free to jump right on in!
 
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On the night of January 18th/morning of January 19th, Max got high as a kite and started posting bizarre things to his Instagram Stories while watching Underworld, which he deleted shortly after his stans started asking if he was okay.


https://streamable.com/vcw2t

Highlights:
  • There's a package of Abreva on the table, so I guess Max's mouth herpes are acting up
  • Max's laptop is disgusting
  • Who is this "Yugoslavian teenager" that Max is referring to?
  • He scratches his nose and sneezes. Is it really Ambien or did he snort something?
So, how long until he blames all his shitty behavior on addiction and goes to hang out at a nice, cozy celebrity rehab facility?
 
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