Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

Good work Tim, looks like you royally fucked up by suggesting that people not shame each other using one language or another!

You're a fucking shit, John.

 

[NQ 952]

I should avoid using PHP because a comic made fun of it? Yeah OK. Thanks, professional software engineer Wu.

 

[Branchland Count]

l337 h4x0r InfoSec John and the billion dollar bill.
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In a vacuum this might be the only sane piece of policy Wu has ever proposed. Too bad only 6 minutes prior he was trying to federally mandate the use of proprietary software and doesn't seem aware that multiple free solutions exist.

It really makes me question John's passion for Free Software when he can't be bothered to make a 30 second search.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Why's it gotta be the chinks John ya fuckin racist

 

[AnOminous]

Why's it gotta be the chinks John ya fuckin racist

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You can tell which Chinese people are hackers, because they always make scream faces for no reason.

 

[DrPrincessMeatball]

John got the Cayman back and has spoken with a 'specialist appraiser' to sue for a diminished value claim from his insurance company.

Also add 'Brianna The Car Painter' to the achievement list.

Spoiler

 

[Eli Whitney]

Why's it gotta be the chinks John ya fuckin racist

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I wish reporters would ask him more questions too. The answers he gives are comedy gold.

 

[Kosher Dill]

His continued use of "Jerkstore" amuses me, because that's some vintage Flyntage:
https://archive.fo/2FZTC
And given that he claimed to be a Seinfeldesque writer all the way back in the SOCCON days, he's probably been using it continuously since all the way back then.

 

[NQ 952]

There are very few cows that produce as much tard cum as Wu does and I just don't understand how.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

John got the Cayman back and has spoken with a 'specialist appraiser' to sue for a diminished value claim from his insurance company.

Also add 'Brianna The Car Painter' to the achievement list.

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Spoiler

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Awww is your expensive toy's rear light a few millimeters off where you'd like it to be, kiddo?
That must be very difficult. Thank goodness you're planning to sue someone for making a simple mistake, in addition to what you already got out of insurance.

Seriously, I like how she resents people talking about "limousine liberals", and then pulls shit like this.

 

[AnOminous]

Awww is your expensive toy's rear light a few millimeters off where you'd like it to be, kiddo?
That must be very difficult. Thank goodness you're planning to sue someone for making a simple mistake, in addition to what you already got out of insurance.

Seriously, I like how she resents people talking about "limousine liberals", and then pulls shit like this.

Poor John and all his First World Problems. His Porsche that he bought with someone else's money is slightly dinged up. I'm sure the blue collar voters of District 8 have that problem all the time.

 

[Karl Franz]

I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

What's the origin of that phrase?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

and has spoken with a 'specialist appraiser' to sue for a diminished value

LMAO!

:powerlevel:As somone who works on cars, mechanic Johnny is the side splitter for me.


That absolutely is not happening in a million years.

He has the Internet at his fingertips and he cant even Google shit to make sure his lies at least somewhat make sense.


Does anyone know where the accident took place, namely the police department that would have issued the report?

 

[ZKWNordman]

Never change.

 

[AnOminous]

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How can these ridiculous cucks watch John make a fool of himself on every single subject he talks about and not realize they're talking to an idiot?

 

[JSGOTI]

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Couldn't even be bothered to google what it was before spouting off their ASSUMPTION of what they were being asked.
Never change, indeed.

 

[valis]

His continued use of "Jerkstore" amuses me, because that's some vintage Flyntage:
https://archive.fo/2FZTC
And given that he claimed to be a Seinfeldesque writer all the way back in the SOCCON days, he's probably been using it continuously since all the way back then.

From your link:

For those of you that don't know, Fred Phelps is the head of Westminister Church

Never, ever change, Brianna.

 

[Kosher Dill]

One more bit of Vintage Flyntage: did anyone ever notice this before?

Brea spent an inordinate amount of time on the way she dressed. She had recently changed her hairstyle into a kind of ultra-stylish cross between the feathered look, and a 60’s bob. And, as always, there was the bright red streak of her bangs she always dyed for a very important reason only Allison knew about.

Dude's been cosplaying as his self-insert this whole time.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

And these volunteers would be...

 

[Elbe]

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lol - anything to shout I'VE GOT A PORSCHE at anyone in range.

"Hello I'd like a pizza please.....yes you can park on the drive because my PORSCHE CAYMAN will be in the garage"