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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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I'm not completely heartless. I watched those music videos. They're terrible, but for some reason the 'Smile' one made me cry later on that night when I had time to think about it.
I could feel her loneliness and sadness and I felt so bad for her that moment. Then I woke up the next morning and read more of her ranting. All sympathy and empathy out the window again.
A part of me feels bad for her too because it looks like she has no one except a couple of asspatters on the internet. That and the fact that she has schizophrenia. Then again, I don't really feel all that bad for her because she's not choosing to change or help herself. Her unwarranted self importance makes it so that she doesn't need anyone else in the world to help her or she doesn't need to change her attitude so she can live a happier life.

At one point in time I spent a lot of time with people who had schizophrenia. Some of these people were the nicest people I had ever met. So her mental conditions aren't part of the problem. It's her mindset that's the problem, but because she's SO SPECHUL, she won't change it. It's honestly really sad, but what can you do? She won't get help and she'll continue to scour the internet for people talking about her and her horrific looking wobblemonster because she has nothing else better to do.
 
What are the chances of Ms. Hanson going to Shark Tank with her Wogglebug Renaissance?
 
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Whaaat she has schizophrenia? I thought she was just autistic.
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She seems more schizotypal to me. It's similar to autism. Like a cross between schizophrenia and autism, it's pretty interesting.
But god knows...
You could be right. I'm just going off of based on what she said, really. And given the fact the chick is in love with a giant cockroach and make believes that she's in the world with it, who really knows if what she says is accurate. :/
 
I watched some of WoggleBugLove's videos. I found her first interview to be fairly revealing, so I wrote a summary.


The video is 30 minutes long. If that seems like a long time, that's because it is. 80% of the video is an 'interview' between WoggleBugLove and Mr. Wogglebug himself. I put interview in apostrophes because it's mostly WBL prattling on about how Mr. Wogglebug has been wronged in the past, and how she is going to return him to his former glory. This is delivered with a few breaks in-between for Mr. Wogglebug to agree with everything she just said. It's interesting to note that she paid money for the voice acting in this video. As it's pretty lengthy, I'm curious as to how much it ended up costing her.

Both WoggleBugLove and Mr. Wogglebug take a long time to express what they are trying to say. They are not succinct in the slightest. The first half of the video is complaining about how Mr. Wogglebug isn't popular. WBL makes the claim that Frank L. Baum is a terrible author. She reveals that she initially didn't like Mr. Wogglebug because she read the 4th Oz book first. However, when she read the second book, she fell in love with the character. Mr. Wogglebug claims that WBL is a better author than Baum. WBL states that because Mr. Wogglebug was 'wronged' and nobody understands him, he is the best person to understand WBL's “borderline autism”. We get an origin story for Mr. Wogglebug which drags on for about 5 minutes. This is followed by a testimonial about an encounter online, where WBL apparently talked a wogglebug hater into having a new view on the character, thus making him a fan. Then they both talk about how Mr. Wogglebug is going to become an incredible new icon for a new generation of children.

I'm just going to take a pause here to say that I really don't like Mr. Wogglebug. His voice isn't too grating, but his manner of speaking is slow, and combined with his wordiness, it takes forever for him to say anything meaningful. He also comes off as a little too friendly and a little too agreeable, probably because he's written as a hugbox for the author. I can't exactly name why, but I find him really off-putting. Anyways, moving on.

At 19 minutes into the video, WoggleBugLove introduces a music video that depicts the friendship between her and Mr. Wogglebug. It features “Remember me this way” by Jordan Hill, which she claims is “The number 1 top ten song that makes me think of you, and of how I feel about you.” This is where the video goes from autistic fantasy to bad-touch creepy.

The music video features lots of hugging, walking, and staring into each others eyes. The video exclusively features them together, alone. It also demonstrates that WBL has no idea how to use iClone. The camera work is joggy, the animations are bad, and so on. The video goes on for about 4 minutes, (the length of the song), and ends with them watching a shooting star fly by.

Then we're back to the interview. While the music video is over, the creepy vibes haven't dissipated. Mr. Wogglebug spends a solid minute praising the video, then quickly transitions to their relationship. Both WoggleBugLove and Mr. Wogglebug talk about how special they are to each other. WBL drops that Sylvie (character in the upcoming wogglebug movie) is a self insert. A 6 year old autistic girl that is “basically a reflection of how I had been at that age, just, but in very different situations.” Mr. Wogglebug calls the film a masterpiece and is very excited to see it released. Then the trailer plays.

The trailer starts with a description of how Sylvie's life is terrible. She is distant and disliked by other kids. But then she finds Mr. Wogglebug, who takes her under his wing. The rest of the trailer plays out like the one you've already seen. It's notable to mention that it ends with both characters embracing each other and proclaiming their love for each other.

Back to the interview again. Mr. Wogglebug praises the trailer for another minute. WoggleBugLove proclaims that it's the manifestation of the destiny their share together, and that they control their destiny through each other. Mr. Wogglebug says that feeling loved by WBL is his meaning in life (paraphrased). The video ends with Mr. Wogglebug telling the crowd that it's important to feel loved and that he is beginning to get the recognition he deserves.

The first half of the video is fairly boring, and mirrors the rants that WBL has posted here. The second half is fucked up. It becomes pretty clear that WBL has some serious issues, and that she's using Mr. Wogglebug as a coping tool. It's sad.
 
I watched some of WoggleBugLove's videos. I found her first interview to be fairly revealing, so I wrote a summary.


The video is 30 minutes long. If that seems like a long time, that's because it is. 80% of the video is an 'interview' between WoggleBugLove and Mr. Wogglebug himself. I put interview in apostrophes because it's mostly WBL prattling on about how Mr. Wogglebug has been wronged in the past, and how she is going to return him to his former glory. This is delivered with a few breaks in-between for Mr. Wogglebug to agree with everything she just said. It's interesting to note that she paid money for the voice acting in this video. As it's pretty lengthy, I'm curious as to how much it ended up costing her.

Both WoggleBugLove and Mr. Wogglebug take a long time to express what they are trying to say. They are not succinct in the slightest. The first half of the video is complaining about how Mr. Wogglebug isn't popular. WBL makes the claim that Frank L. Baum is a terrible author. She reveals that she initially didn't like Mr. Wogglebug because she read the 4th Oz book first. However, when she read the second book, she fell in love with the character. Mr. Wogglebug claims that WBL is a better author than Baum. WBL states that because Mr. Wogglebug was 'wronged' and nobody understands him, he is the best person to understand WBL's “borderline autism”. We get an origin story for Mr. Wogglebug which drags on for about 5 minutes. This is followed by a testimonial about an encounter online, where WBL apparently talked a wogglebug hater into having a new view on the character, thus making him a fan. Then they both talk about how Mr. Wogglebug is going to become an incredible new icon for a new generation of children.

I'm just going to take a pause here to say that I really don't like Mr. Wogglebug. His voice isn't too grating, but his manner of speaking is slow, and combined with his wordiness, it takes forever for him to say anything meaningful. He also comes off as a little too friendly and a little too agreeable, probably because he's written as a hugbox for the author. I can't exactly name why, but I find him really off-putting. Anyways, moving on.

At 19 minutes into the video, WoggleBugLove introduces a music video that depicts the friendship between her and Mr. Wogglebug. It features “Remember me this way” by Jordan Hill, which she claims is “The number 1 top ten song that makes me think of you, and of how I feel about you.” This is where the video goes from autistic fantasy to bad-touch creepy.

The music video features lots of hugging, walking, and staring into each others eyes. The video exclusively features them together, alone. It also demonstrates that WBL has no idea how to use iClone. The camera work is joggy, the animations are bad, and so on. The video goes on for about 4 minutes, (the length of the song), and ends with them watching a shooting star fly by.

Then we're back to the interview. While the music video is over, the creepy vibes haven't dissipated. Mr. Wogglebug spends a solid minute praising the video, then quickly transitions to their relationship. Both WoggleBugLove and Mr. Wogglebug talk about how special they are to each other. WBL drops that Sylvie (character in the upcoming wogglebug movie) is a self insert. A 6 year old autistic girl that is “basically a reflection of how I had been at that age, just, but in very different situations.” Mr. Wogglebug calls the film a masterpiece and is very excited to see it released. Then the trailer plays.

The trailer starts with a description of how Sylvie's life is terrible. She is distant and disliked by other kids. But then she finds Mr. Wogglebug, who takes her under his wing. The rest of the trailer plays out like the one you've already seen. It's notable to mention that it ends with both characters embracing each other and proclaiming their love for each other.

Back to the interview again. Mr. Wogglebug praises the trailer for another minute. WoggleBugLove proclaims that it's the manifestation of the destiny their share together, and that they control their destiny through each other. Mr. Wogglebug says that feeling loved by WBL is his meaning in life (paraphrased). The video ends with Mr. Wogglebug telling the crowd that it's important to feel loved and that he is beginning to get the recognition he deserves.

The first half of the video is fairly boring, and mirrors the rants that WBL has posted here. The second half is fucked up. It becomes pretty clear that WBL has some serious issues, and that she's using Mr. Wogglebug as a coping tool. It's sad.
How did you even manage to sit through 30 minutes of that? I tried sitting through it but could only get through five minutes and the music video.

I really don't have anything constructive to say right now except this girl needs help. Major help. It's like she's stuck in 5 year old mode and refuses to approach reality because it's "scary" and doesn't have Wogglebug in it. Little does she know though that life can be great without Wogglebug infesting every minute of her time. She just needs to get on a higher dosage of her meds and slowly but surely get out there and start learning to socialize.

...but we all know she won't do that. *sigh*
 

Obviously the woman has issues but I don't see much schizophrenia in her videos. I know there are different of types of schiz and peeps don't display strong symptoms all the time. Even so, as boring and delusional as her conversation is, I can't see any evidence of thought disorder. As bizarre as her interest is, her sentences technically make sense and she can stay on a topic for... well forever it seems.
 
People on this forum way overuse 'autism' to describe things, but this lady is literally autistic. Listen to the cadence of her speech, the odd robotic pauses and total monotone delivery. No "almost" about it.
It's neither here nor there, I just thought I'd offer that little tidbit :P
 
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People on this forum way overuse 'autism' to describe things, but this lady is literally autistic. Listen to the cadence of her speech, the odd robotic pauses and total monotone delivery. No "almost" about it.
It's neither here nor there, I just thought I'd offer that little tidbit :P

It's earlier in the thread, but there's a link to WBL mentioning she was diagnosed with autism at school. She also views the Wogglebug himself as autistic to since degree.
 
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