Plagued Nice Guys

[X68000]

 

[Darwin Watterson]

@Darwin Watterson did you find that on /r/niceguys or somewhere else? I looked on Niceguys but I can't find it. I'm hoping this is one where there's a conclusion.

It was on a Facebook page called “Cringe Company.” Unfortunately I don’t know if there’s a part 2.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It was on a Facebook page called “Cringe Company.” Unfortunately I don’t know if there’s a part 2.

I haven't been able to find anything and the original post on Reddit has been deleted. Ah well. We have the attention span of a coked-up six-year-old so we'll get distracted by something else soon enough.

 

[Monika H.]

Hot Italian lover seeks woman for New Year's Eve. For those of you who don't speak spaghetti, I'll translate.

"New Year's Eve I am free. I seek young meat, max 55 years old. No timewasters. To the first who answers I offer cake"
A fine example of European' seduction and superiority over America.

 

[Buer]

^Why is he not wearing a shirt? Is that a part of the seduction?

 

[X68000]

Why go for the cake when there's a vanilla pudding golem RIGHT THERE?

 

[LtCucumber]

Hot Italian lover seeks woman for New Year's Eve. For those of you who don't speak spaghetti, I'll translate.
View attachment 360806 "New Year's Eve I am free. I seek young meat, max 55 years old. No timewasters. To the first who answers I offer cake"
A fine example of European' seduction and superiority over America.

To be honest I've been horrendously ill this past two days and this made it worse.

But all jokes aside, who the fuck is he going to attract using cake as an incentive like bro they'll probably eat the cake and not your dick yknow

 

[Monika H.]

^Why is he not wearing a shirt? Is that a part of the seduction?

Yeah. Apparently, Italian Facebook is full of those gentlemen, all rigorously over 40.
I can post other screens with translations if you want

Him: I'm looking for sex
Him: Hi
Him: I live alone
Her: I am not interested, thanks
Him: I'm reporting you to the police, ignorant
Him: You'll see
*he then proceeds to block her*

 

[DrJonesHat]

I know he's Italian, but I've seen a growing trend of Nice Guys thinking that women are somehow legally obligated to date them over here too. Russell Greer is primary among them, but I've seen guys saying they'll sue for discrimination, or have them arrested. It's baffling. You'd think they'd look at the news and see no one's getting arrested/losing a lawsuit for telling a guy no. But of course, I know the answer:

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Fucking mainlanders.

 

[LtCucumber]

I know he's Italian, but I've seen a growing trend of Nice Guys thinking that women are somehow legally obligated to date them over here too. Russell Greer is primary among them, but I've seen guys saying they'll sue for discrimination, or have them arrested. It's baffling. You'd think they'd look at the news and see no one's getting arrested/losing a lawsuit for telling a guy no. But of course, I know the answer:

Spoiler

:autism:

But how autistic do you have to be to think women can be arrested for having body autonomy and the freedom to do what they want.....

 

[DrJonesHat]

But how autistic do you have to be to think women can be arrested for having body autonomy and the freedom to do what they want.....

It's not autism, they're literally less evolved than the rest of us. They act like cavemen and thinks this makes them superior when all it does is establish that they are a threat to the social order.

 

[Monika H.]

"Hi, I write it here, I'm looking for a woman to fuck, have kids with and keep the house. For this, I can guarantee lots of work and sacrifices (?). As a bonus, boxes of potatoes"

 

[DrJonesHat]

View attachment 361016 "Hi, I write it here, I'm looking for a woman to fuck, have kids with and keep the house. For this, I can guarantee lots of work and sacrifices (?). As a bonus, boxes of potatoes"

Egad! I do believe that gentleman has stumbled upon the magic bullet! Who knew a starchy vegetable was the key to love?

 

[Viridian]

Egad! I do believe that gentleman has stumbled upon the magic bullet! Who knew a starchy vegetable was the key to love?

Maybe his delusions extend to the idea that he's still living in the era of the Irish potato famine, and he can score some starving ginger hotties that way?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe his delusions extend to the idea that he's still living in the era of the Irish potato famine, and he can score some starving ginger hotties that way?

I'm going with this explanation.

 

[The Valeyard]

Here is a perfect example of this line of thinking.


Nice Guy™ cannot take a compliment.


I see that MovieBob is making terrible pitches for TV shows again.

 

[X68000]

this is incredible. he meant to be standard niceguy but he sort of accidentally let his fetish slip instead

 

[The Valeyard]

this is incredible. he meant to be standard niceguy but he sort of accidentally let his fetish slip instead

"Women would rather date creeps and potential rapists"
"I've been charged for sexual harassment because a woman lied about me groping her"

 

[X68000]

I'm thinking that must be a satire of some kind but you can never be sure these days, poe's law and all that.